Top Ten Reasons Why Barack Obama Is Better Than Osama Bin Laden

The Top Ten

1 Obama Isn't a terrorist

No, of course not, he's too much of a coward for that. Like the other mullahs he gets stupid ignorant followers to do the killing for him.

Speaking of cowards, how many of George Bush, Mitt Romney, Dick Cheney, Sarah Palin, or John McCain's children have served in the military?

2 Obama didn't kill innocent people

True, he just gives the orders.

3 Osama Bin Laden caused 9/11

Obama care is bad

9/11 was done by the government,you goo goo g'joob! - CerealGuy

4 Obama established Obamacare

He is helping people. All Osama did was put his ugly face all over the news. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 Obama is nice

Not sure if he is nice but nicer

6 Osama Bin Laden is ugly

Just As Ugly As Dora The Explorer

Barak looks like he has leprosy.

7 Osama Bin Laden has a disgusting beard

Obama has herpes and gigantic ears. Also terrible breath, according to his wife.

8 Obama killed Osama Bin Laden

Yes, he sent the troops in, so you are saying that the troops deserve all the credit. So, if the mission had failed, Obama would not have received any of the blame, right?

9/11 happened on Bush's watch. Bin Laden was captured on Obama's watch. These are facts. Deal with it.

Yay! He sent the troops to kill him!

9 Obama has good intentions

Yes he does. He intends to destroy the evil civilization that we have built.

10 Obama did not give Islam a bad name

The Contenders

11 Obama didn't appoint Sarah Palin
12 The letter b is better than the letter s
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