Top Ten Reasons Why Being a Dog is Hard

The Top Ten

1 You cannot control anything

I bet that really stinks. If you were a service dog and you didn't want the job, there's no way out of it. You wouldn't be able to quit either.

Even when you pee

2 You do not have a very exciting life

3 When you have to urinate and your owner swats you

They don't do it to humans though...

4 You take baths once a year

5 Paws are too big for keyboards

6 Cats scratch you

7 Everybody smacks you

8 You can't go on vacations

9 You have to be tied when your owner is in the store

10 You get tortured by kids

The Contenders

11 You don't get to eat as much as humans

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