Top 10 Reasons Why the Cake Is a Lie

We all know this meme but why the cake is a lie and why you shouldn't eat it?
Lets debunk that!

The Top Ten

1 It's Poison

It is poison don't eat it

2 Otto Von Bismark Puts His Bomb in The Cake

3 The Cake is Owned by Kim Jong Un

He will beat you up if you eat his cake

4 It's Made Out of Cardboard

Yuck get that SpongeBob reference?

5 The Cake is An Al-Qaeda Terrorist

6 The Cake is the Devil

7 Because It's A Lie

8 The Cake Summons Flying Bigfoots to Kill You If You Eat the Cake

9 The Cake is Radioactive

Discovered in 1945 the cake was covered in radioactive since CerealGuy bombed List.com with nuclear

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