Top Ten Reasons Why Canada Doesn't Deserve Hate

The Top Ten

1 It is a peaceful country

Except for all that hockey, right?

2 It brought us hockey

It brought us Justin Bieber too, though.

3 The people are really nice

4 The Canadian NHL teams have great fan bases

Except Oiler fans they're insane.

5 Attractive cities

Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver

6 They invented basketball

James Naismith was a legal resident of the US for decades, effectively a Canadian ex-pat. His sole invention of the game is still a matter of contention.

Nope, we didn't. We invented Hockey and Curling, though!

7 It is war-free

Sucks for them

8 They invented maple syrup

This is a stretch. Maple syrup was first produced by American Indians, and no one knows on which side of the border this might have first occurred.

9 They legalized gay marriage

This is a bad thing

10 They have ketchup chips

The Contenders

11 They have Tim Horton's

12 Because Terry Fox inspired millions of people to fight cancer

And people are blaming us for Justin Bieber. How stupid. Terry Fox is awesome! C:

13 Their cartoons aren't that bad.

Ed, Edd n' Eddy

Total Drama

Totally Spies!

Martin Mystery

Team Galaxy

Monster Buster Club

Redakai: Conquer the Kairu

Edgar and Ellen

Storm Hawks

6teen

Chaotic

Jibber Jabber

Braceface

Mucha Lucha

Jacob Two-Two

Grossology

What About Mimi?

Spliced

Tupu

Yakkity Yak

Viva Pinata

Di-Gata Defenders

Jane and the Dragon

Max and Ruby

League of Super Evil

Pucca

George and Martha

George of the Jungle (2007)

Pelswick

Atomic Betty

Mona the Vampire

Ying Yang Yo!

World of Quest

Wayside

Rickey Sprocket: Showbiz Boy

Carl2

Jimmy Two-Shoes

Growing Up Creepie

Viva Pinata

Stickin' Around

Pippi Longstocking

Bibi Blocksberg

Alpha Teens on Machines

What's With Andy?

Kid vs. Kat

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