Top 10 Reasons Why Cats Suck

Gee, cats annoy the living hell outta me. The fact I'm a Godzilla and 5'2" doesn't even help so if you hate cats feel free to troll some at my house in Melbourne.
The Top Ten
1 They scratch people

For everyone that says that this list is stupid, I agree. I don't like cats at all but I was high when I made this list and that's why the reasons are ridiculous.

To defend themselves! And some only do that because they want to play!

2 They are disobedient

Dogs can be disobedient at times too but that's because they are playful, cats just don't want to listen.

So are dogs, though, are you a hypocrite lmao? If I want to calm the dog, she can't even shut the hell up, anything but sit.

you what, 8?

3 They are mean to dogs

Cats have their reasons for it. Looking back, out of all 12 items, only half of them make sense.

How would you like an animal twice your size to be all up in your face?

4 They are mean spirited

They are, they hate almost every animal.

They really are.

5 They are arrogant

Cats think that they're better than any animals and like to be dominant.

6 They don't respect their owners

Sometimes a cat owner can spoil it and give it treats and the cat can still hate them.

Probably because the people are mean to them

It's not their problem.

7 They can be stubborn

They generally do not mess with anyone and will go back to their old manners.

8 They are self-centered

Like I said, they like to think that they're gods.

9 They lick your private parts

Wow hmm dogs do to and I have a dog that does all day nonstop so hmm I wonder whos right

LOL, what a stupid reason.

10 Hard to train them

So what? Bees are also hard to train. Seriously there are different animals out there and people only compare cats and dogs and act like dogs are superior.

They are trainable but they're more stubborn and self-centered. And they are also don't trust anyone that much.

Cats are just not like dogs. Deal with it.

They're still trainable!

The Contenders
11 They smell
12 They are not smart
13 They are too serious
14 They look stupid
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