Top 10 Reasons Why CerealGuy Might Be the Illuminati

The Top Ten
1 CerealGuy Has 4 Syllables and The Illuminati Has 1 Eye, 4-1 is 3, Triangle Has 3 Sides
2 CerealGuy Has Bags of Illuminati and The Illuminati Copy Paste In His Profile
3 CerealGuy Is Crazy
4 CerealGuy Doesn't Use The Illuminati Profile Pic So He Can Hide the Fact That He is Part of The Illuminati

My profile pic is secret so you can't know it

5 CerealGuy's Nose Is a Triangle
6 CerealGuy Likes to Hide Secrets
7 CerealGuy Dropped His Bag of Illuminati
8 CerealGuy Makes Illuminati Jokes

Darn right I am!

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