Reasons Why Chess Should Be Banned

I just realized how awful chess is and I want it banned.

The Top Ten

1 It's about a race war

Destroyer of wits... You're not funny... You don't joke things under the intellectual matter. That type of humor doesn't work on me...

This list is hilarious. Racism, sexism, animal cruelty, class inequality, all in a single board game.

When was this stuff acceptable?

2 White gets to go first

At least not I am the only one to complain about this.

3 You lose if the king dies but not the queen

4 There is only one female

5 You can kill a horse

6 No plus size pieces

7 It's boring

I know this is a joke list but it is only boring to watch

8 It's too hard

9 It costs money

10 It's a waste of time

The Contenders

11 It's confusing

12 It's stupid

13 Video games are better

Honestly this is true.

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