Top Ten Reasons Why Chihuahuas Are Horrible Pets

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The Top Ten

1 The constant barking for no reason in the middle of the night

Nah my chihuahua does not do any of this stuff

Stop lying this dog sucks and you know it

AlphaQ does not approve of this list. - AlphaQ

2 They steal your food every time your back is turned

Nope

3 They won't stop humping your legs

That's why they are cool pets. - AlphaQ

Their not trying to hump them,this list is biased - Nateawesomeness

Ew no chihuahua does this

4 They can't go to the bathroom properly
5 They bark and growl at everything

True, that. The problem is, when some women (no offense meant! ) start babying them, they end up really over possessive, and sure they can get evreything they want.

6 They smell like crap

They do! And they look like skinny rats

7 They walk sideways

No - Nateawesomeness

8 No man wants a chihuahua

I do - Nateawesomeness

9 They can't guard a house properly

Because their small,not big,it's not their fault - Nateawesomeness

10 When they get out of the house they run away and it's hard to catch them

Animals don't know better - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

11 Ugly
12 Look like miniature rats
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