Top Ten Reasons Why Chihuahuas Are Horrible Pets

The Top Ten
1 The constant barking for no reason in the middle of the night

Nah my chihuahua does not do any of this stuff

Stop lying this dog sucks and you know it

2 They steal your food every time your back is turned
3 They won't stop humping your legs

My chihuahua never stops harassing my legs! He even keeps biting and licking my arms!

That's why they are cool pets.

4 They can't go to the bathroom properly
5 They bark and growl at everything

True, that. The problem is, when some women (no offense meant! ) start babying them, they end up really over possessive, and sure they can get evreything they want.

6 They smell like crap

They do! And they look like skinny rats

7 They walk sideways
8 No man wants a chihuahua
9 They can't guard a house properly

I'm sorry for this, but what kind of idiot gets a puny dog and expects it to guard a house? Who even depends on any dog to guard a house? We don't live in the middle ages anymore, alright? Any burglar or criminal can take a blunt weapon or gun to a dog and outright kill it. You don't want that to happen to your pet, do you? Maybe a big dog can defend you, or maybe a little dog can alert you with its loud yapping, but these are animals, not some sort of living security precaution.

10 When they get out of the house they run away and it's hard to catch them

Animals don't know better

The Contenders
11 They like to run outside when they see the front door open

The dog named Cappy loves to run outside when he sees the front door open because he's a chihuahua dog, and when he does that, he poops on people's front yard.

12 Ugly
13 Look like miniature rats
14 They bark at larger dogs
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