Top 10 Reasons Why Christian Rock Music Sucks

Christian Rock is one of the corniest rock sub-genres in existence. Nearly, all of the bands sound the same and most of them are insufferable. Without further to do... these are reasons why Christian Rock absolutely sucks. I don't mind Christian ideologies or beliefs... but I can't stand Christian Rock at all.
The Top Ten
1 It's too corny

Most of the bands preach the same thing. They might word it, slightly different but overall it comes as corny, not to mention pathetic. Corny music can be good if done right... but this ain't it chief.

I just don't see goodness in to it Rock n Roll + Cristian = Horrible Music

To an extent I agree

2 It's boring

It bores me to tears. There's nothing interesting about this genre at all. You might find something of value... if you have low standards or like boring music. Every "Christian" rock bores me so much that I want to fall asleep. That's a sign of a very bad genre.

3 All of the bands sound the same

I can barely tell any of them apart. The only one that stands out is RED/ Red and that's because they have some symphonic elements in their music. Everyone else... in the genre sounds exactly the same. Don't get me started on Skillet either...

4 It tries to be meaningful but it isn't

I can understand trying to spread a positive message. But Christian Rock bands... butcher that concept within a minute. Actually... less than that in all honesty.

Yeah the idea of Christian Rock itself isn’t bad but it just comes out as too hard to take seriously

5 It's bland

One of the blandest rock sub-genres out there. There's no substance, no flavor, nothing that makes it worth while. There's nothing unique about it either. Considering how half of the bands say the same thing just worded slightly differently.

6 It's repetitive

This genre gives Glam Metal a run for its money. With repetitive and boring hooks, not only that, but really ear-grating choruses that make me cringe. Nothing decent about this genre exists. As far as I'm concerned.

Yeah all of the songs basically say the exact same thing

7 It's a terrible idea

Combining "Christian" lyrics with Rock music screams desperate. It also comes off as forced. The whole concept of this genre is laughable. Almost as laughable as Nu Metal (A genre I've really grown out of lately).

8 It's hard to take seriously

Take a look at Skillet, a band so laughably bad and hard to like. It gets worse with other bands from the genre as well. Nothing about this genre is something I can take seriously.

9 It's pathetic

It's pathetic in both the music itself, and the concept in general. The entire genre just screams desperate. I think that's the best way to sum it up in all honesty.

10 The lyrics are awful

The lyrics are so on the nose, and predictable that it's not funny. Always something about rising up and facing oppression or some kind of unnamed thing that keeps them alive. Skillet is the worst offender... out of them all.

Sometimes, but I think that Satanist music could be worst in this terms...

The Contenders
11 Traditional Christian hymns are better

Hymns such as 'Amazing Grace,' 'O Sacred Head Surrounded,' 'How Great Thou Art,' Gregorian Chants, & Byzantine Chants are the REAL Christian music.

12 Only represents the church, not God
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