Top 10 Reasons Why Coldplay is Awful

Ugh one of the worst bands of all time, I mean they aren't as terrible as Ariana Grande or Imagine Dragons but god they're very close to being as bad as them, so this 100% factual list will prove why Coldplay is awful.

The Top Ten

1 Chris Martin sounds horrible

All he does in his songs is whine, that's all I hear, is him whining, can he do anything else other than whine in his songs? No because he is a talentless loser and also he's basically trying so hard to be Thom Yorke and failing miserably. - MetalWorldOrder

What the frick I love coldplay

He sings “ooohs” too much.

2 They plagiarize songs

They never made a single original song, they just ripped off from other artists, they mostly ripoff Radiohead and also their most famous song Viva La Vida steals from a Joe Satriani song called If I Could Fly, this really shows how unoriginal this band really is. - MetalWorldOrder

Factually correct! #toosweetstrikesback - htoutlaws2012

This is true. They weren’t original. - Userguy44

So does Dread Zipperlin - TheDarkOne_221b

3 They soldout

After their 4th album they soldout and starting gradually turning more into pop music, garbage pop music at that that's somehow worse their boring first 4. - MetalWorldOrder

4 Their music is boring

Fallen Kingdom better - Not_A_Weeaboo

Ok not as boring as Ariana Grande or Imagine Dragons music, it's just every time I hear this band I just fall asleep. - MetalWorldOrder

5 They never made a good album

The worst part is they only get worse with each one, their debut is boring as hell, their 2nd album is slightly better but still trash, their 3rd album might was well just be called a giantic whinefest, their 4th album is boring, and everything after that is just them turning into sellout garbage music. - MetalWorldOrder

6 Their instrumentation sucks

These guys do not know how to play their instruments correctly and the end result is just a slew of boring songs paired with horrible whiny vocals from Chris Martin. - MetalWorldOrder

7 They have awful lyrics

All their lyrics are just terrible, they can't write intresting lyrics to save their life, now I could excuse bad lyric writing if it weren't for Martin's horrible whiny voice. - MetalWorldOrder

8 They're depressing

Depressing music can be good for your soul in some cases - ArtisticLuna

Why would I want to listen to depressing music? Id want to listen to happy music, happy music will always be better than depressing music, oh and don't tell me Coldplay later did happy music because even if they did it was after their first 4 which are such awful albums. - MetalWorldOrder

That means they are emo trash haha - DarkBoi-X

Viva la Vida sucked because of this. - NickelbackYesColdplayNo

9 They ruined the Half Time show of the Super Bowl

While the super bowl is one the stupidest events ever, this band's preformance at it was somehow worse than the actual game which shows how bad this band is when they can't even preform good at one of the biggest and most overrated events ever. - MetalWorldOrder

Yep, absolutely! - htoutlaws2012

10 They're friends with Jay Z and Beyonce

Those 2 are such terrible music artists and are greedy as all hell, why the hell does Coldplay even like them? Oh yeah because they make crappy music. - MetalWorldOrder

The Contenders

11 They've never made a good song

Sky full of stars, viva la vida, hymn for the weekend, and adventure of a life time all good - ArtisticLuna

Factually correct! - NickelbackYesColdplayNo

I have heard some good songs from them so this claim is false. ( Well really it is subjective like many of your claims that you absurdly mantain are facts).

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Top Remixes

1. They plagiarize songs
2. Chris Martin sounds horrible
3. They never made a good album
1. Chris Martin sounds horrible
2. They soldout
3. They're friends with Jay Z and Beyonce


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