Top 10 Reasons Why Coldplay is Awful

Ugh one of the worst bands of all time, I mean they aren't as terrible as Ariana Grande or Imagine Dragons but god they're very close to being as bad as them, so this 100% factual list will prove why Coldplay is awful.

The Top Ten

1 Chris Martin sounds horrible

All he does in his songs is whine, that's all I hear, is him whining, can he do anything else other than whine in his songs? No because he is a talentless loser and also he's basically trying so hard to be Thom Yorke and failing miserably. - MetalWorldOrder

He can't sing. All he does is whine like a baby on diapers. - Cannibalcorpselover

100% factual list. - Cannibalcorpselover

He sings “ooohs” too much.

2 They plagiarize songs

They never made a single original song, they just ripped off from other artists, they mostly ripoff Radiohead and also their most famous song Viva La Vida steals from a Joe Satriani song called If I Could Fly, this really shows how unoriginal this band really is. - MetalWorldOrder

Such as U2 and Radiohead. Coldplay is a failed version of them. - Cannibalcorpselover

Factually correct! #toosweetstrikesback - htoutlaws2012

This is true. They weren’t original. - Userguy44

3 Their music is boring

Ok not as boring as Ariana Grande or Imagine Dragons music, it's just every time I hear this band I just fall asleep. - MetalWorldOrder

They're so boring that even fart noises are better than that. - Cannibalcorpselover

Fallen Kingdom better - Not_A_Weeaboo

4 They soldout

After their 4th album they soldout and starting gradually turning more into pop music, garbage pop music at that that's somehow worse their boring first 4. - MetalWorldOrder

5 They never made a good album

The worst part is they only get worse with each one, their debut is boring as hell, their 2nd album is slightly better but still trash, their 3rd album might was well just be called a giantic whinefest, their 4th album is boring, and everything after that is just them turning into sellout garbage music. - MetalWorldOrder

6 Their instrumentation sucks

These guys do not know how to play their instruments correctly and the end result is just a slew of boring songs paired with horrible whiny vocals from Chris Martin. - MetalWorldOrder

7 They have awful lyrics

All their lyrics are just terrible, they can't write intresting lyrics to save their life, now I could excuse bad lyric writing if it weren't for Martin's horrible whiny voice. - MetalWorldOrder

8 They're depressing

Depressing music can be good for your soul in some cases - ArtisticLuna

Why would I want to listen to depressing music? Id want to listen to happy music, happy music will always be better than depressing music, oh and don't tell me Coldplay later did happy music because even if they did it was after their first 4 which are such awful albums. - MetalWorldOrder

That means they are emo trash haha - DarkBoi-X

Viva la Vida sucked because of this. - NickelbackYesColdplayNo

9 They ruined the Half Time show of the Super Bowl

While the super bowl is one the stupidest events ever, this band's preformance at it was somehow worse than the actual game which shows how bad this band is when they can't even preform good at one of the biggest and most overrated events ever. - MetalWorldOrder

Yep, absolutely! - htoutlaws2012

10 They're friends with Jay Z and Beyonce

Those 2 are such terrible music artists and are greedy as all hell, why the hell does Coldplay even like them? Oh yeah because they make crappy music. - MetalWorldOrder

The Contenders

11 They've never made a good song

All of their songs are unlistenable. The only song that is somewhat tolerable is Viva la Vida. Other than that, Coldplay's just really grim. - Cannibalcorpselover

Sky full of stars, viva la vida, hymn for the weekend, and adventure of a life time all good - ArtisticLuna

Factually correct! - NickelbackYesColdplayNo

I have heard some good songs from them so this claim is false. ( Well really it is subjective like many of your claims that you absurdly mantain are facts).

12 They're a whiny band

Whiny bands are terrible and unlistenable. They make everyone unhappy. - Cannibalcorpselover

13 They're overplayed

Why can't the radio put some good music artists instead of Coldplay? They're so overplayed it's not even funny, anymore. - Cannibalcorpselover

14 It's not real music

Say all you want, but Coldplay isn't real music. They're a bunch of losers who try to make music, but fails miserably. - Cannibalcorpselover

15 They're fake

Everything about them is fake. They're such a waste. - Cannibalcorpselover

16 They're extremely annoying

They're annoying to the max. How can people endure those morons? - Cannibalcorpselover

17 They make you sleepy

Like imagine if you listen to them, you'll definitelty fall asleep, sooner or later. What's worse? People would drive and if Coldplay's playing on the radio, they'll fall asleep on the wheel. I'd definitely forbid people from putting Coldplay in my car while I'm driving. I don't wanna end up having an accident. - Cannibalcorpselover

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