Top Ten Reasons Why Croatia is a Terrible Country

I am from Croatia. I was born there. And, I can tell you from personal experience, that it's the worst country, ever. I admit, it's beautiful, but what's the point of having a nice sea if you don't - and can't possibly earn - the thousands of "Kuna" (Croatian money) that you need, to be able to go there, to visit? Not too mention, you HAVE to be PURE Croatian, not a drop of Serbian blood, to receive appreciation, proper Education or proper Healthcare! You also have to be Catholic or Christian for either of those rights.

The Top Ten

1 Croatia is Nationalistic, Hating Anyone Who Comes, Even Distantly, from Serbia

At first, I thought this was just going to be another offensive list, but after learning about how hard life was for the creator of this list in Croatia all because they hate on anyone of Serbian heritage, now I understand why this list was made. That, and all these reasons are logical as well. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What's with all the hate? This person had a bad time, can we just show some empathy to each other please? I'm sure Blight didn't mean to be rude, they just wanted to express their opinion. If you like Croatia, good for you, but understand that just because YOU like it, doesn't mean everyone has to.

As Croatian, I have to agree with this, everyone is poisoned with war and nationalism, everyone hates Serbs not even having a real reasons for that.

Painfully accurate, however there will always be people who will respect you no matter what you are most Croatians have a mindset that if you're ig a Serb = went on to kill everyone Croatian in the war

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2 Everything is Expensive

I am from Croatia and Croatia sucks.

They bought 2nd place In the world cup

Really? everything is cheap in croatia!

You mean EVERYTHING IS CHEAP? A cone of ice cream in Croatia is 3-7 kuna, in Sweden its 40 kuna...

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3 Education is Terrible

It bad they're going to lose world cup now

I live in Croatia and I agree. In my school I didn't learn anything, the teachers are retarded(literally I am not joking) and the teachers don't care about our education

That's lie, ist like in other EU countries. Besides Austria founded all Universities in Croatia


4 Healthcare is Terrible

Terrible like their football team after they lose to England

Haha Croatia won, you loser, you've embarrassed yourself even more than crappy England's Soccer Team did when they lost to Croatia. - 32537690968969

5 Population is Decreasing Greatly

Who cares? 95% of things you mentioned on this list are false! - Hypocrite

Maybe, but during summer IT is INCREASING greatly - P-51IsDaBest

6 The Language is Too Complicated

I bet English is hard for Croatians.

Hahaaa for you! For Croatians, it isn’t(meni je hrvatski pre lagan to što vi ne živite ovdi nije moj problem)

7 Everyone Swears Too Much

Serbs swear 1000990999990 times more

This is just a stupid reason. People swear in Canada too.

8 High Unemployment Rate
9 Lack of Quality Items

Lack if quality items? Nope. Unless it's a chinese shop or HiperNovalis.

10 They Think that Nazism is Cool

Nazis suck! And Croatia doesn't have to do anything with IT. Sure, we joined them, but what about 1990!? We Were fighting for our INDEPENDENCE as a country while being attacked by Serbians with Yugoslav army! No offense, I live Serbia, but this was nonsense war - P-51IsDaBest

I Like Serbia" not live. - P-51IsDaBest

The Contenders

11 They Think Tesla Had No Serbian Relatives
12 Strict Religion Laws

I have never heard of this supposed croatian religion laws? I have friends and family who are not catholic, and they've never encountered any problems, or disandvantages in education, healthcare, employment or any other aspect of life...

I'm croatian and I hate Nazi, but ig we didn't joined them, we would not exist.

13 They Joined the Nazis for Their Own Gain
14 Public Transportation Sucks

It’s way better than the United States. Busses can take you anywhere in the country.

15 People are Rude

That's not true. The only rude people in Croatia I have seen so far, Are bassicly bullies and some random idiots Who Look Like gangsters or similar. - P-51IsDaBest

16 Corruption and Incompetence are Omnipresent

Politicians do not care about public interest, only the party line matters, and their wallets. Public servants are growing in numbers, whereas the majority are either redundant, not qualified or disinterested. The church seems to be only into spreading its business operations, without a care for ordinary people, the sick and the needy. Joe Public is dumb, not quite literate, into bullying, but totally conceited.
This ship of fools is doomed. I pity the children.

17 They hate Serbia


18 Their Army Has Lack of Modern Armored Vehicles

Mig-21s, T-72s... K den!

19 Everyone Just Complains About Life and When It is Time to Work They Do Not Want To.
20 Weak Military

I think Croatia's military is rubbish

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