Top 10 Reasons Why Diamonds Are Better Than Porcupines

I make this list to make fun of how dumb comparison lists are now. It's meant to be a joke.

The Top Ten

1 Diamonds are gorgeous, porcupines are hideous

You do realize that all comparison lists were meant to be jokes.

Diamonds are a huge pointless waste of money

Diamonds are women or men's best friend - CerealGuy

Ok,I know this is a joke,but the dumb comparision lists like the legendary adventure time and Ebola one are hilarious,so since your making fun of them I will make fun of this - Nateawesomeness

2 Porcupines are dangerous

You can actually easily injure yourself with a diamond... - Nateawesomeness

This list is so runny (funny) - CerealGuy

3 People love diamonds more

Popularity does not matter... - Nateawesomeness

4 Less accidents with diamonds

It's actually quite easy to injure yourself with a diamond. - PositronWildhawk

5 Diamonds are harder to find

Actually diamonds aren't that rare

6 Diamonds are easier to draw
7 Porcupines are mean

And diamonds aren't mean? Way to go! - Kiteretsunu

What, you being racist?

Jeez, Laura, don't be so judgemental! The porcupines are sharp, but they have feelings too. - Garythesnail

Hypnocrisy at its finest - Nateawesomeness

8 We can't make jewels with porcupines
9 We can't touch a porcupine
10 Porcupines smell horrible

Are you any better - Nateawesomeness

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