Top 10 Reasons Why Disney World Is Not the Happiest Place On Earth


The Top Ten

1 Half the people don't look happy

I've actually met a couple of adults who work at Disney and they're doing fine, though personally I believe that Disney has been downhill since 2012 or at least after the release of Wreck-It-Ralph (technically made by Pixar). Although Pixar and Marvel are still good. - Anonymousxcxc

Don't except people to look happy all the time - venomouskillingmachine

I mean why is it that Disney isn't doing much better, yet they take away good rides and replace them with crap, and people aren't happy.
Seriously, Disney hasn't been getting much better lately.

Everyone is pulling their whiny a$$ kids around while they cry and throw a tantrum

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2 The people stink there

This is the least legit reason - venomouskillingmachine

It's all because of the food and the sweat, we can't help it, but we get hungry and it's hot a lot of times. - Gregory

It's the food and kids,always the food and kids. - DapperPickle

3 Overpriced items

It costs 20$ for a hat.. A HAT! - PrincessKiana

That's typical Disney for you. It's no different at Disneyland. A pizza SLICE is $10. - Mcgillacuddy

Examples: $20 for a pen (just because it's shaped like Mickey, Donald, I don't know). $25 for a Mickey plush. $40 for a shirt. $40 to EAT at an Epcot buffet.

It costs $75 for a ticket to Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party.
The same price as ordering a meal at the new Planet Hollywood.
what? - Gregory

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4 There's always a kid whining or crying

Probably because that kid is hot and tired and wants to go home. - nintendofan126

There is always some whining, I notice every time. - Gregory

Just ignore him, there are millions of other people - venomouskillingmachine

Some people cry because they’re too scared to go on a roller coaster.

Try it kids and have fun.

5 It's too crowded

I went to Disneyland one year and had to wait forever to get on Luigi's flying tires.

I agree, it's best to go either in February, March or October. - Gregory

Th most popular theme park is crowded? Waht? - DapperPickle

I went to Pandora, and I had to wait FOREVER to ride Flight of Passage.

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6 Some people are rude

On EVERY place there are rude people - venomouskillingmachine

Not to mention Disney's greedy

I agree. - Gregory

7 It's gone downhill

I agree with you all, Disney takes away the good stuff, and they're replacing it with garbage.
I would not want to go there by myself or with my girlfriend or with my son if they destroy it completely. - Gregory

Yeah, most of the good rides have closed down and been replaced with bad cashgrabs. They closed down Maelstrom and replaced it with crappy Frozen, they took away Alien Encounter and replaced it with Stitch's Great Escape(the worst attraction), they even took away Mickey's Toontown Fair, and they're closing DisneyQuest and Cirque Du Soleil La Nouba, Disney has invaded itself with Frozen.
They even took away other things like the magic hat in Hollywood Studios and the wand on Epcot's Spaceship Earth, and they closed down some fast food restaurants like McDonalds, and it's just crap.
They even took away Mickey's Electric Parade and it's just desolate without it.
The new downtown Disney Springs looks awful, it's more like a crappy outdoor shopping mall you'd find in LA, and added prices for PARKING! yet they downgraded the iconic, yet colorful Planet Hollywood into a crappy place people call an observatory and looks barely different from a normal sports restaurant, yet there, ...more

8 Most of the new rides are boring now

Agree. Lots of rides suck now, there are not very many good ones now, and Disney's just throwing them all away. - Gregory

Ehh, they haven't changed much - venomouskillingmachine

That sucks.
It was great that I went to Disney World the 2nd time, and still remember the boring rides now. - Kyle21

9 People make you uncomfortable by touching and pushing you

I haven't been to Disney World since I was 5 but I do remember a huge dude pushing me over. He was so rude and he just kept walking.. - MorganChambz

The guests are the worst part of the experience. Once got pushed and spit on by some foreign tourists. Lots of rude people, and very very few guests care to help or apologize. - airbb

It's always happening to me I hate those kind of people

Who cares? There's so many people and we can't help that. - Gregory

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10 It's not everything you hope for

There's a lot of stuff, your I agree there's not a lot of good stuff anymore. - Gregory

The Newcomers

? The Seating and Restraints on Some Attractions May Prohibit Guests of Certain Body Shapes and Sizes from Riding

The seating and restraints on some rides may prohibit certain body shapes or sizes from riding.

This is especially true for the Avatar Flight of Passage, on Pandora, as that is what the ride has the worst reputation for.
So much that they have a test vehicle outside the attraction.

So many people want to ride it, and not everyone has the right shape for it.
Some people are either too fat or just don’t have the right shape or size to ride anyway.
Not everyone has the right body shape or size for a ride. - Gregory

? The characters aren’t real

They’re just people in costumes (sorry for spoiling your magic, but it’s the truth). - Gregory

The Contenders

11 People walk too slow

Walk faster? - venomouskillingmachine

12 It's too expensive

I am able to go every year or more, I am only 12 and I have gone to Disney more than 30 times - lbelle0527

13 They took away the magic hat at Hollywood Studios
14 The lines, lines, lines

I Totally agree with you, there are Always lines and it's best to get a fast thing or go on early in the morning or late in the evening, so many people want to go on them. - Gregory

Yeah like last summer my stepsister wanted to go to Disney World for a day so my stepdad, mom, and I were stuck going too. My mom and I went off to Epcot and for one of the rides the line was so long, the experience of the park overall was okay, but the lines were so long. Like you could easily get into Disney's Fastrack program or whatever it was called for free and without a ticket, but my mom and I didn't know that at the time, so the unfair advantage was that the security people let in like at least 50 FastTrack people in at a time while they only let in like 8 people from the regular line. All in all not fair. - Anonymousxcxc

Just go in the off season

It takes up to 3 hours to wait in line for the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train, and it’s not a very thrilling coaster, even by Disney standards. - Gregory

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15 Too much Frozen

There are people that hate frozen, and you are pushing it down their throats. - PrincessKiana

That's Not A Reason To Hate A Theme Park, Plus Frozen's Hate On This Site Is Starting To Get Irritating - JPK

Frozen is just too overrated, it's fair, but people are just taking it out of control. - Gregory

Frozen was actually too much Anna anyway, wasn't it?

16 People have died

This is especially true and important, considering that the rides break down, and in some cases, go into accidents, and people die from them. Also, death took place from animal attacks, like that gator that killed a child.

This is true. But many people died because they had health problems that were aggravated by the rides, yet therefore they could die any moment even just from walking or when they're at home.

Few deaths were from other issues, like the time a gator ate a 2 year old child.

Just a reminder if you have heath problems, don't do much in your life, just stay and rest for your life for the sake of a comfortable destiny.
That's why they have those warning signs for riders. - Gregory

People have died in every popular place. Also people died on rides because they have a disease in the past that makes them not able to go on fast roller coasters. Also that gator that killed a child, it happens everywhere where there are gators if you don't be careful. - venomouskillingmachine

17 It's nasty there

So much rotten food, and so much sweat and dead ashes. - Kyle21

18 Good Rides are closing

Well Good thing they're making Toy Story Land, but that means the Buzz Lightyear ride will be moved from Magic Kingdom to Toy Story Land, so many people who want to go on that ride will have to wait another day or spend hundreds of dollars to go to Toy Story Land, in which they won't have much left in their pocket to go, and besides the ride is pretty outdated.

They closed down Great Movie Ride and they're replacing it with some likely crappy Mickey ride, which would mean Mickey will likely become the most hated and betray not only Mickey and his friends, but Walt Disney himself.

They closed down Ellen's Energy Adventure and the Great Movie Ride! Disney just ruined everything. They want cash.

I agree of you and my son, they closed down Alien Encounter and replaced it with Stitch's Great Escape, which is the worst attraction of all time, just because parents were ignorant about the warnings that it was too scary, they closed down Maelstrom for Frozen Ever After, a dumb crappy ride for tots, they closed down Pleasure Island at Disney Springs for the landing area, a crappy area with gay bars, they closed down McDonalds, again at Disney Springs and all the other fast food restaurants and dance clubs, they closed down Snow White's Scary Adventures for the cheesy Princess Fairytale Hall, although girls love princesses, but still, they closed down other attractions such as Horizons for Mission Space at Epcot, the Skyway just because someone died, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, Sounds Dangerous, The Sum of All Thrills, the Earfell Tower, Lights Motor Action, The Studio Backlot Tour, The American Idol Experience, DisneyQuest for the NBA Experience, The Great ...more - Gregory

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19 It is way overpriced

A water bottle will cost you 3 million dollars
IT sucks COMPLETE ANUS and is a waste of money you could use.

Ever heard of courtesy water, ITS FREE because Walt Disney distilled the idea of paying for water - lbelle0527

20 Some of the workers are pedophiles

Disney parks have had a few cases with workers who are pedophiles. - JelloLife

Here comes Pedoo Bear! - CerealGuy

21 Not very many thrill rides

You know a lot of people go to Disney World, and there are not enough thrill rides for all those people who want to go on them.

Because Disney is a place for families, and Walt Disney when he was alive didn't envision anything scary or intense for people.
He wanted the place to be for everyone of all ages.
Now if you're looking for places that rely more on thrills, there's Universal or Busch Gardens, better yet, Six Flags parks or Cedar Point. - Gregory

Only thrill rides are Space Mountain, Thunder Mountain Railroad, Test Track, Expedition Everest, Rock N' Roller Coaster, and Tower of Terror.

I may have missed one or two.

22 All of the suicides and urban legends

These ruined Disney for me, to be honest. - Wereweegee

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23 It has scary rides

I hope this is sarcasm - DoroExploro13

Some rides actually are scary, and Disney is a place for families. The ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter was closed because it was too scary, and that was the same reason why Snow White's Scary Adventures was toned down, but still for reasons, they eventually closed it in 2012 for good.
Walt Disney didn't envision anything scary, or thrill rides, but the Matterhorn Bobsleds at Disneyland proved them successful and became a thing for Disney property.
Plus, I don’t get why Expedition Everest and Tower of Terror are So popular when when they’re so intense and scary? Especially for a Disney park.
Maybe the theme's attracting them.
But when a ride is so intense, or so scary, you wouldn’t expect it to be so popular bc most people wouldn’t be able to handle it, yet many people telling others it’s too scary, a lot of people.
Walt Disney didn’t want his place to be filled with fear, but with happiness.
Now for those who want fear and thrills, there’s such ...more - Gregory

24 You will lose things like sunglasses
25 The Rides Are Too Short

Yeah, some of Disneyland's rides are longer and that's what we want. - Kyle21

What about splash moutian - lbelle0527

26 They took away Toontown Fair

At least Barnstormer's still there.

Yeah, but it sucks now and Disney ruined the theme just to relate with Dumbo and the rest of the new area. - Gregory

Toontown Fair was awesome, bright and colorful and fun for the kids.
Now we can't have anything magical like that for the kids anymore, at least Goofy's Barnstormer is still around, but it's no good theming anymore.

27 Animal kingdom is cruel

It not cruel they design the places to be like the animals habitat and don't allow plastic straws - lbelle0527

At least not as good as other zoos.

It's lately become one of the best parks at Disney for reasons you'd probably wanna know right away.
But yeah, cruelty is bad. - Kyle21

28 Back then the costumes looked really creepy

Seriously. Just look up the old Mickey and Minnie Mouse costumes from the 50s.

29 Rides break down

This happens every where - lbelle0527

Space Mountain is so faulty, that it breaks down very often, and then the lights come on, and the whole magic and experience is ruined.
Thank goodness it didn't break down when I went on it, but Disney originally planned to refresh it, but they're so cheap.
Plus, the Haunted Mansion is another good contender, as it is pretty faulty.
The worst cases of rides breaking down is if someone gets trapped on a roller coaster for hours, though thankfully cast members take care of the work an in dire situations, evacuations occur. - Gregory

30 DisneyQuest closed in July 3, 2017

They just closed it down, I can't believe Disney would do that. They just care more about money these days than the people. - Kyle21

That sucks, they're just getting rid of iconic attractions so that they can make new garbage ones to let idiots give the Disney owners their money.
They're replacing DisneyQuest with some dining bar filled with crap.

31 Irresponsible People

Some people are just so irresponsible that they don’t care what the warning signs on certain rides say, and they just ignore them.

What if they have health problems, and they choose to go on the rides anyway?
People have died because of these, they had health problems, and they were aggravated when they rode the thrill rides.

It says for safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, heart, back or neck problems, motion sickness, or other conditions that could be aggravated.
Yet Space Mountain in Magic Kingdom has the highest fatality rate of any Disney attraction.

And the victims all had health problems, the 1st died from a lack of oxygen due to a heart condition, the 2nd died of natural causes due to a metastatic pulmonary blastoma tumor, the 3rd died of natural causes due to a heart condition, and the 4th one died due to cardiopulmonary arrest and septic shock, and her medical examiner checked her medical history, and showed ...more - Gregory

32 Because Cedar Point is happier

And its closer to Indiana.

33 There is too much Lion King

You know TLK is a movie about killing, and children watch that.

I Knew The TLK Haters Would Ruin This List

That movie is the worst. No contest.

When Will You Stop!?
You've Been Really Mean To People Who Like The Movie - JPK

34 Universal Studios is happier

No it is not ok I have very strong opinions about places and how they make sure everyone has fun if you are in universal and you are in a wheelchair sorry no fun for you they don't know what to do but Disney has all these lifts and special parts of the ride so Disney is a lot happier because everyone gets to be happy Disney always made my dad happy before passed away and he was in a wheelchair - lbelle0527

35 An Animal killed a child

Exactly what happened on June 2016, by a Gator.
Shame what happened to that kid, Disney isn't very happy.

36 Constant construction
37 You can't buy gum

Which explains why the sidewalks are clean.

38 Fat people everywhere

You know fat people can't go on roller coasters because the seating and restraints won't accommodate those of certain body shapes or sizes, such as those people. - Gregory

It's been known that people at Disney eat 1.6 Million pounds of turkey legs each year, and also the candy.

39 Ride accidents
40 They downgraded Planet Hollywood
41 They took away the magic wand from Spaceship Earth at Epcot

What? - JPK

42 Cirque du Soleil La Nouba is closing on December 31, 2017

R.I.P. Cirque du Soleil La Nouba right. - Kyle21

43 There's no Radiator Springs attraction like at Disneyland California

that sucks

44 Pandora World of Avatar is too small

Yeah, I wish it was bigger, WAY bigger. at least the rides were awesome, no, more than awesome.

45 There are more dark rides at Disneyland

Ok first the rides are too dark and now they rant dark enough - lbelle0527

46 They closed down Pleasure Island

How stupid of Disney. - Kyle21

47 It's impossible to walk down without accidentally photobombing someone's photo
48 Perverts
49 They're Greedy

They're just taking away good things or refurbishing good things into crap, and they are no doubt greedy.
They take away/refurbish things into crap so that mindless "fans" or guests would give them their money.
It's no doubt Disney is desperate for money.
They're destroying classic history. That's like destroying the Mona Lisa, painted by Leonardo DaVinci, and he wanted to keep it, show the world, and have it stay forever.
That's why they closed down Maelstrom, Snow White's Scary Adventures, downgraded Spaceship Earth, Hollywood Studios, Planet Hollywood, closed down DisneyQuest and are closing down LaNouba.
Disney is definitely going downhill. - Kyle21

50 They Downgraded Spaceship Earth

Well a lot of people puked - lbelle0527

First, they took away the year logo and Mickey's hand, then they replaced the original audio with something unoriginal and took away the futuristic props.
Epcot is supposed to be about the FUTURE! are they listening? - Kyle21

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