Top 10 Reasons Why Disneyland is Not the Happiest Place on EarthKyle21 Disney World was once titled the Happiest Place on Earth until it was retitled the Most Magical Place on Earth.
Disneyland is now titled the Happiest Place on Earth, and that's not true.
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I've been to Disney World, and Disneyland, and at both, half the people don't look happy, the title is wrong. - Kyle21
I saw a dad spanking his daughter and making her cry
My sister and I were NOT happy at Disneyland because my mom forced us to go on boring and stupid baby rides instead of letting us go on the rides that we wanted.
My cousins were not happy either. They thought that the park was boring (and I agree! )
I bought a Perry the Platypus pet-mode plush there for $14. It was like $8 at the Disney store at the mall
$100 for a 1 day park hopper ticket is just ridiculous!
$5 Starbucks? REALLY?
It costs $15 for a coffee mug, $20 for a hat, and $40 for a T-SHIRT!
How stupid! - Kyle21
It's always the kids messing with the food, and the sweat on hot days. - Kyle21
Ha! They're sweating like monkeys at the zoo! 😂
Nobody goes to Disneyland any more, its too crowded.
At Disneyland and Disney World, so many people want to go that that's the result.
Also, it's always that way any time of year. - Kyle21
The crowds at night is insane. It’s like Times Square on NYE!
When Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge opens, it’ll be PACKED to the MAX!
Riots are to be expected. - Gregory
Radiator Springs BROKE DOWN while my cousins, sister, and I ere standing in line for TWO HOURS! Ridiculous!
Once Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge opens, there will be CHAOS, and it’ll be HELL! - Gregory
I went to Disneyland with my dad, and I went on a ride(Pirates of the Caribbean), and the line was so long.
The trip was ok, but the lines were so long, yet I heard about fast track passes, and I used that for the shuttle bus, but didn't realize that I needed so many fast track passes per ride, so the disadvantage was, that the security let in at least 40-50 fast track people, and only 8 normal people.
Yet Disney World is the same way, and each ride has long lines and only a few people with regular passes can go on them.
UNFAIR! - Kyle21
It's not ALWAYS hot there. Last time I went, it was actually pretty cold. - MegaSoulhero
My cousin and I got sunburnt
I went to Disneyland and Disney World, and it is ALWAYS hot and humid there.
I was sweating and having hot flashes. - Kyle21
People are rude there. - Kyle21
I was trying to get onto some rides, and people ALWAYS walk too slow, yet they always disrespect others. - Kyle21
There's always whiny b$%#$es there, b$%#$es because even though they're kids, they always whine like babies we'll just say. - Kyle21
There's actually less Frozen at Disneyland than there used to be. There's only like two Frozen related things there right now. - MegaSoulhero
I'm Not Trying To Be Mean But, Frozen's Hate On This Site Is Going Too Far - JPK
Frozen is one of the most overrated movies ever, and Disney is forcing it down our throats.
Stupid Disney today. - Kyle21
I read the Disneyland 99 Creepypasta. Then my mom and my sister forced me on It's a Small World. To make the ride more tolerable I decided to find the hanging doll/suicidal person. I didn't find it at all. SO DISAPPOINTING! :(
Thank you Disney for another Pixar themed area that we didn't need to replace another area
Disney, are really that desperate for more money?
Sadly, this is true. Why would they change it?
No, this isn't true
It's true, and they made a deal, and it's no rumor, they're actually doing it, and it's for money. - Gregory
Most of the deaths are from preexisting medical conditions, though some were from suicide or shootings, like a cast member as a victim of the Las Vegas Strip Shooting. - Gregory
Radiator Springs broke down after I stood in line for TWO HOURS!
Seriously. Just look up "Mickey and Minnie Mouse costumes from the 30s".
We all know Disney World is not the happiest place on Earth, but it does have a better-designed castle that stands out, Cinderella's Castle. but Disneyland has Sleeping Beauty's castle, and it's a short and puny one compared to Cinderella's in Orlando. - Kyle21
Sleeping Beauty's castle looks ugly compared to Cinderella's castle at Disney World.
Walt Disney envisioned Sleeping Beauty’s Castle in his park, and it is small because at the time, he and his team didn’t have enough money or the budget to build a bigger castle. - Gregory
They should really add their own installation of Pandora at Disneyland, or at some remote forest near it.
As you know, we should connect with nature in such a matter. - Kyle21
Just look what they did to the Tower of Terror, they just turn them into movie themed rides just for marketing, so they can make more money.
Sheesh. - Gregory
And to go on rides, too
So much rotten food, and so much sweat and dead ashes. - Kyle21
True at both Disneyland and Disney World.
There's a reason why they often show up on a lost & found box. - Kyle21
At Disneyland, they closed the Tower of Terror. That was one of the best rides ever, and they closed it down to replace it with Guardians of the Galaxy, I bet that will be crap.
I've been on the Guardians ride and it's actually pretty awesome. - MegaSoulhero
California Screamin' closed on Jan 8, 2018, for an Incredibles ride.
Can't you believe it? Disney's trying to get money by replacing classics with garbage.
Look I Understand Your Furious That Classics Are Closing But Sometimes A Ride Has Ran Its Course - JPK
They're just taking away good things or refurbishing good things into crap, and they are no doubt greedy.
They take away/refurbish things into crap so that mindless "fans" or guests would give them their money.
It's no doubt Disney is desperate for money.
They're destroying classic history. That's like destroying the Mona Lisa, painted by Leonardo DaVinci, and he wanted to keep it, show the world, and have it stay forever.
That's why they closed down Tower of Terror and replaced it with Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout, and it's crap.
Disney is definitely going downhill. - Kyle21
Some rides actually are scary, and Disney is a place for families. The ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter at Disney World was closed because it was too scary, and that was the same reason why Snow White's Scary Adventures, also at Disney World, was toned down, but still for reasons, they eventually closed it in 2012 for good.
Walt Disney didn't originally envision scary rides or thrill rides, but the Matterhorn Bobsleds at Disneyland proved them successful and became a thing for Disney property.
Plus, I don’t get why Indiana Jones Adventure and Guardians of the Galaxy are So popular when they’re so intense and scary for many, maybe the theme's attracting them.
But when a ride is so intense, or so scary, you’d expect fewer people to go bc most people wouldn’t be able to handle it, yet many people telling others it’s too scary and that Disney is about magic, comfort and joy. - Gregory
As with any particular roller coaster at any park. - Gregory
You know on a roller coaster or other thrill, when you go down a big drop, you can’t control yourself, and the camera tells you to smile, and it’s impossible to smile, unless you really smile from fear or thrill, and when you look at the photos, you see your face and you feel embarrassed.
For example, when you ride Splash Mountain and go down the intimidating drop, you are in shock and you lose it, it takes your photo and you plunge down the waterfall.
You are stirred and when you look at your photo, your face turns red from embarrassment.
I know because although people love the drop, others hate it, and feel embarrassed and bad for themselves. - Gregory
They’re just people in costumes (sorry for spoiling your magic, but it’s the truth). - Gregory
Especially on roller coasters.
The seating won’t accommodate everyone due to certain body shapes and sizes.
Some people are too fat or just not the right shape or size to ride anyway.
Disney provides guest satisfaction, but doesn’t want guest complaints. - Gregory
Thanks a lot Disney! (sarcasm) - Gregory
Screw Disney for that. - Gregory
FastPass used to be useful in reducing waits for some people on rides.
While it still works on preventing lines, it’s messed up.
First of all, in order to go on your favorite ride with FP+ now, you have to arrive to it at a specific time, and not everybody’s up for that.
Also, even with FP+, there’s still waiting (though not as long), and to get a new one, you have to spend lots of money on it.
Disney is gone WAY downhill. - Gregory
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