Top 10 Reasons Why Disneyland is Not the Happiest Place on Earth

Kyle21
Disney World was once titled the Happiest Place on Earth until it was retitled the Most Magical Place on Earth.

Disneyland is now titled the Happiest Place on Earth, and that's not true.

The Top Ten

1 Half the people don't look happy

I've been to Disney World, and Disneyland, and at both, half the people don't look happy, the title is wrong. - Kyle21

2 Overpriced items

It costs $15 for a coffee mug, $20 for a hat, and $40 for a T-SHIRT!
How stupid! - Kyle21

3 The people stink there

It's always the kids messing with the food, and the sweat on hot days. - Kyle21

4 It's too crowded

Nobody goes to Disneyland any more, its too crowded.

At Disneyland and Disney World, so many people want to go that that's the result.
Also, it's always that way any time of year. - Kyle21

5 The lines, lines, lines

I went to Disneyland with my dad, and I went on a ride(Pirates of the Caribbean), and the line was so long.
The trip was ok, but the lines were so long, yet I heard about fast track passes, and I used that for the shuttle bus, but didn't realize that I needed so many fast track passes per ride, so the disadvantage was, that the security let in at least 40-50 fast track people, and only 8 normal people.
Yet Disney World is the same way, and each ride has long lines and only a few people with regular passes can go on them.
UNFAIR! - Kyle21

6 It's hot and humid all the time

It's not ALWAYS hot there. Last time I went, it was actually pretty cold. - MegaSoulhero

I went to Disneyland and Disney World, and it is ALWAYS hot and humid there.
I was sweating and having hot flashes. - Kyle21

7 People make you uncomfortable by touching you and pushing you

People are rude there. - Kyle21

8 People walk too slow

I was trying to get onto some rides, and people ALWAYS walk too slow, yet they always disrespect others. - Kyle21

9 There's always a kid whining or crying

There's always whiny b$%#$es there, b$%#$es because even though they're kids, they always whine like babies we'll just say. - Kyle21

10 Too much Frozen

There's actually less Frozen at Disneyland than there used to be. There's only like two Frozen related things there right now. - MegaSoulhero

Frozen is one of the most overrated movies ever, and Disney is forcing it down our throats.

Stupid Disney today. - Kyle21

The Contenders

11 They're Replacing Paradise Pier with Pixar Pier

Thank you Disney for another Pixar themed area that we didn't need to replace another area

Sadly, this is true. Why would they change it?

Disney, are really that desperate for more money?

No, this isn't true

It's true, and they made a deal, and it's no rumor, they're actually doing it, and it's for money. - Gregory

12 Fat people everywhere
13 Urban Legends
14 The Castle is much shorter and different

We all know Disney World is not the happiest place on Earth, but it does have a better-designed castle that stands out, Cinderella's Castle. but Disneyland has Sleeping Beauty's castle, and it's a short and puny one compared to Cinderella's in Orlando. - Kyle21

Sleeping Beauty's castle looks ugly compared to Cinderella's castle at Disney World.

15 People have died
16 There's no Pandora World of Avatar on it like at Disney World

They should really add their own installation of Pandora at Disneyland, or at some remote forest near it.
As you know, we should connect with nature in such a matter. - Kyle21

17 They close out attractions to retheme them into Disney movies

Just look what they did to the Tower of Terror, they just turn them into movie themed rides just for marketing, so they can make more money.
Sheesh. - Gregory

18 Back then, the costumes looked really creepy

Seriously. Just look up "Mickey and Minnie Mouse costumes from the 30s".

19 Perverts
20 It's nasty there

So much rotten food, and so much sweat and dead ashes. - Kyle21

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