Top 10 Reasons Why Disneyland is Not the Happiest Place on Earth

Disney World was once titled the Happiest Place on Earth until it was retitled the Most Magical Place on Earth.

Disneyland is now titled the Happiest Place on Earth, and that's not true.

The Top Ten

Half the people don't look happy

They are Happy.

I've been to Disney World, and Disneyland, and at both, half the people don't look happy, the title is wrong. - Kyle21

I saw a dad spanking his daughter and making her cry

On our honeymoon the first person we went to was to get a bottle water. The person held out a cheddar popcorn and when we replied that we hadnt requested popcorn we recieved the most digusted look as if we personally destroyed this persons worldview and we were scum? Like... (little rascals) Oootttay. Can we have a water. Thanks.

Overpriced items

I bought a Perry the Platypus pet-mode plush there for $14. It was like $8 at the Disney store at the mall

$100 for a 1 day park hopper ticket is just ridiculous!

$5 Starbucks? REALLY?

It costs $15 for a coffee mug, $20 for a hat, and $40 for a T-SHIRT!
How stupid! - Kyle21

The people stink there

It's always the kids messing with the food, and the sweat on hot days. - Kyle21

Ha! They're sweating like monkeys at the zoo! 😂

It's too crowded

Nobody goes to Disneyland any more, its too crowded.

At Disneyland and Disney World, so many people want to go that that's the result.
Also, it's always that way any time of year. - Kyle21

The crowds at night is insane. It’s like Times Square on NYE!

When Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge opens, it’ll be PACKED to the MAX!
Riots are to be expected. - Gregory

The lines, lines, lines

I went to Disneyland with my dad, and I went on Space Mountain, and the line was long.
The trip was ok, but the lines were long, yet I heard about fast track passes, and I used that for the shuttle bus, but didn't realize that I needed so many fast track passes per ride, so the disadvantage was, that the security let in at least 40-50 fast track people, and only 8 normal people.
Yet Disney World is the same way, and each ride has long lines and only a few people with regular passes can go on them.
UNFAIR! - Kyle21

Lets wait 6 hours in a line :) and then leave when we were about to enter

Radiator Springs BROKE DOWN while my cousins, sister, and I ere standing in line for TWO HOURS! Ridiculous!

Now if 2 hours was bad, then realize that when Radiator Springs Racers first opened, people had to wait 6 hours.
6 HOURS just to ride it!
And the line started all the way from the entrance to California Adventure Park. - Gregory

Lines, lines everywhere. - Gregory

It's hot and humid all the time

It's not ALWAYS hot there. Last time I went, it was actually pretty cold. - MegaSoulhero

My cousin and I got sunburnt

I went to Disneyland and Disney World, and it is ALWAYS hot and humid there.
I was sweating and having hot flashes. - Kyle21

People make you uncomfortable by touching you and pushing you

People are rude there. - Kyle21

People walk too slow

I was trying to get onto some rides, and people ALWAYS walk too slow, yet they always disrespect others. - Kyle21

There's always a kid whining or crying

I saw a girl crying at Disneyland. I saw her dad spanking her and then she started to cry.

The little brat deserves it for being spoiled

There's always whiny b$%#$es there, b$%#$es because even though they're kids, they always whine like babies we'll just say. - Kyle21

Too much Frozen

There's actually less Frozen at Disneyland than there used to be. There's only like two Frozen related things there right now. - MegaSoulhero

I'm Not Trying To Be Mean But, Frozen's Hate On This Site Is Going Too Far - JPK

Frozen is one of the most overrated movies ever, and Disney is forcing it down our throats.

Stupid Disney today. - Kyle21

The Contenders

Fat people everywhere

Fat people, fat people everywhere!

That’s rude!

Urban legends

I read the Disneyland 99 Creepypasta. Then my mom and my sister forced me on It's a Small World. To make the ride more tolerable I decided to find the hanging doll/suicidal person. I didn't find it at all. SO DISAPPOINTING! :(

Now the legend about of the ashes of dead people filling the parks is true and it’s much worse than we thought, - Gregory

People have died

People have also died from being reckless and not following the safety rules, like climbing out of ride vehicles while they were still in motion.

Most of the deaths are from preexisting medical conditions, though some were from suicide or shootings, like a cast member as a victim of the Las Vegas Strip Shooting. - Gregory

They're replacing Paradise Pier with Pixar Pier

Thank you Disney for another Pixar themed area that we didn't need to replace another area

Disney, are really that desperate for more money?

Sadly, this is true. Why would they change it?

No, this isn't true

It's true, and they made a deal, and it's no rumor, they're actually doing it, and it's for money. - Gregory

The characters aren’t real

I don't listen to you! - NickXH

True

They’re just people in costumes (sorry for spoiling your magic, but it’s the truth). - Gregory

Back then, the costumes looked really creepy

Seriously. Just look up "Mickey and Minnie Mouse costumes from the 30s".

Rides break down

Radiator Springs broke down after I stood in line for TWO HOURS!

You do realize people waited 6 hours when Radiator Springs first opened.
6 HOURS!
And the line started all the way from the entrance to Disney California Adventure Park. - Gregory

It's too expensive

Disney claims that it's affordable. NO IT IS NOT.

I spent $100 on admission ALONE! I had to pay tax as well. Everything that's sold at the parks is overpriced. It costs $5 for STARBUCKS and $14 for a SMALL PLUSH TOY! I spent $8 on ONE corn dog and a small bag of chips. NO DRINK INCLUDED. And since I am from Philadelphia, I had to buy airline tickets.

Luckily I have family in Southern CA so I stayed at their houses instead of the hotels, which saved us hundreds of dollars.

This is already on the list genius.

Discriminating against autistic people

I doubt it I went there and I was treated just fine - NickXH

That's a lie. I am autistic, and when I went to Disneyland and Disney World, they treated me like a normal human being. I wasn't being discriminated at all.

Perverts
The Castle is much shorter and different

We all know Disney World is not the happiest place on Earth, but it does have a better-designed castle that stands out, Cinderella's Castle. but Disneyland has Sleeping Beauty's castle, and it's a short and puny one compared to Cinderella's in Orlando. - Kyle21

Sleeping Beauty's castle looks ugly compared to Cinderella's castle at Disney World.

Walt Disney envisioned Sleeping Beauty’s Castle in his park, and it is small because at the time, he and his team didn’t have enough money or the budget to build a bigger castle. - Gregory

Ride accidents
There's no Pandora World of Avatar on it like at Disney World

They should really add their own installation of Pandora at Disneyland, or at some remote forest near it.
As you know, we should connect with nature in such a matter. - Kyle21

It's impossible to walk without accidentally photobombing someone's photo

Nearly every photo of my Disneyland vacation has at least 1 person in it.

They close out attractions to retheme them into Disney movies

Just look what they did to the Tower of Terror, they just turn them into movie themed rides just for marketing, so they can make more money.
Sheesh. - Gregory

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