Top Ten Reasons Why Father Christmas Could Only Be a Man

Seriously. A RED SUIT with FUR?! And kinky black boots. Hmm. ,SEXY!

This is so typically male behaviour. And you gentlemen know it. Tsk!

Father Christmas is the original name for Santa Claus. He was originally for adult entertainment it was a man who was not fat (So shut up about the PC he was originally a slim man before Victorian England), dressed in green then Americans made Santa Claus then in Victorian England Santa Claus came along but probably still with the name Father Christmas and then later on people used either Father Christmas or Santa Claus. I'd always been told to use Father Christmas but whatever I use both.

I think stockings came around Saint Nicholas time, he gave his children money in their stockings or something like that, then he gave to the poor.

Um who is Father Christmas? Or do you mean Santa?

Why do people want Father Christmas to be female.
Again making Feminism a dirty word. Give up Feminist Freaks we do not need to turn males into females. The only male I ever remembered turning into female was Shirley Holmes who was a young girl. We have Mrs Claus, her first name is a mystery and what she looks like maybe you should focus on her but she can't take over.

This list reminds me of the Goodness Gracious Me sketch, claiming that Santa was Indian. Think about it. Huge beard, fat belly, terrible suit; INDIAN! And so on.

Definitely a sign that he's male.

Oh, yes. A quick flash and then off again!

... But none of them have a Father Christmas beard!

I know plenty of women who don't shave...

. ,And I know plenty of women who do...