Top Ten Reasons Why Father Christmas Could Only Be a Man
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Father Christmas is the original name for Santa Claus. He was originally for adult entertainment it was a man who was not fat (So shut up about the PC he was originally a slim man before Victorian England), dressed in green then Americans made Santa Claus then in Victorian England Santa Claus came along but probably still with the name Father Christmas and then later on people used either Father Christmas or Santa Claus. I'd always been told to use Father Christmas but whatever I use both.
Um who is Father Christmas? Or do you mean Santa? - toy
Hm... I wonder why you placed this almost at the top... hahaa - keyson
This list reminds me of the Goodness Gracious Me sketch, claiming that Santa was Indian. Think about it. Huge beard, fat belly, terrible suit; INDIAN! And so on. - PositronWildhawk
Definitely a sign that he's male. - Britgirl
Oh, yes. A quick flash and then off again! - Britgirl
... But none of them have a Father Christmas beard! - beatles
I know plenty of women who don't shave... - beatles
. ,And I know plenty of women who do... - Britgirl
Seriously. A RED SUIT with FUR?! And kinky black boots. Hmm. ,SEXY! - Britgirl
This is so typically male behaviour. And you gentlemen know it. Tsk! - Britgirl
I'm a guy, but I like to be Clean, and doing that, is, eww gross. - moonwolf
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2. He never replies to your letters
3. The chances of getting what you ask for is nil
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