Top 10 Reasons Why Fred Figglehorn Sucks

Fred Figglehorn sucks! And I am here to tell you why!

The Top Ten

1 His Voice

His voice is so annoying! I mean it makes my ears explode! And gives me a headache!

His voice is so horrible and annoying it makes me want to think about a mountain lion tearing him to shreds and ripping his throat out.

His videos mad my mom's ears bleed. - Discord1

Well I mean that is the point duh
I love fred

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2 His Scream

I hate his scream like his voice! His Scream makes my ears bleed! And gives me a bigger headache than his voice!

The scream drove me nuts. Now I don't remember Fred that much, but I remember the scream. - Anonymousxcxc

Did someone just threw a chipmunk in a blender?

His screaming will be the last thing ever heard if he were devoured by a Skullcrawler. A Skullcrawler would chop him in one bite and then spit out his skull!

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3 Everyone In His Videos Is a Douchbag

The odd thing is we never see them in their full appearance in any video. Even though we do see fred's mom in the very first video (portrayed by lucas himself).

Kevin is a douchbag, Julie is a douchbag, Claudo is a douchbag, Fred is a douchbag, Bertha is a douchbag, Fred's mom is a douchbag, and Fred's Dad is a douchbag!

4 His Mom

His Mom is a terrible mom and sounds like a man. why?

5 His Videos

His Videos are not funny! There just retarded and stupid!

His videos are boring to.

I am Actually Neutral to Fred.

6 He Is Popular and Has Fans But Shouldn't

His videos were nothing new and groundbreaking so why did he become a big hit?!

Well I guess since YouTube first started in 2005 fred was the first person to get a million views.

7 He Has Movies

Yes he has his own movies! AND THEY ALL SUCK!

8 On Icarly, He Quits His Series Just Because Freddie Doesn't Like His Videos

Not to mention he even quit his series for real in 2014, but somehow got it back after Christmas in 2015(on Lucas's channel).

9 He Has His Own Show

Did he really need a show in the first place?

10 His Song "Tater Hater"

What is so bad about people hating potatoes?!

I also hate his other song Christmas cash.

The Contenders

11 Weezer Guest Starred In One of His Videos

He ruined Weezer for me. Right when I was first about to get into Weezer.

No.. shut up. This isn't true.

12 His Name
13 He Looks Like Justin Bieber

Not exactly, Justin Bieber has darker, more plumpy hair (back then, now much shorter), and has closed bangs unlike Fred.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

14 He Became Greedy and Sold His Channel

This should be the first, his decision to sell the channel to whiny kids is worse than his voice, he was too greedy and only wanted money.

15 He Guest Starred On Icarly

Oh great. Two whack internet celebrities collaborating.

16 His Song "Christmas Cash" V 1 Comment
17 He's Unfunny

He was funnier than anyone we have today.

18 He's Boring

How was he boring? it was about him going through tough life situations, his mom was drunk, his dad was on death row, he had a girlfriend named Judy and a best friend named Bertha, and he had so man adventures and threw parties, it was original, and therefore he became a legendary YouTube icon.

19 He's Famous for the Wrong Reasons

What? He was the first YouTuber to get a million views and subscribers, Fred was about this hyperactive kid who had serious anger issues, his parents were in trouble, his mom was drunk, his dad (John Cena) was on death row, he had a girlfriend named Judy and a best friend named Bertha, he was also kidnapped by Claudio.
He was able to deal with those situations.

Yet he was also the first YouTuber to promote a movie (City of Ember), and he was also the first YouTuber to guest star on T.V. shows (iCarly, Hannah Montana, Supah Ninjas, Big Time Rush), he was the first to make movies (Fred: The Movie, Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred and Fred 3: Camp Fred), first to be on game shows (Figure It Out and Cartoon Network Game Night) and he was the first one to make T.V. shows (Fred: The Show and Marvin Marvin).

He did all of those things, and the ideas of Fred were original, so therefore he became famous for the right reasons, not the wrong reasons like you said, so please ...more

20 His Song "Who's Ready to Party"
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