Top Ten Reasons Why Funky Kong is Better Than Toad
The Top Ten
1 Funky Kong is useful
2 Funky Kong is cool
3 He was beloved in Mario Kart Wii and also in the DKC series
No one picks mushroom man lol
4 He isn't annoying
His voice isn't grating like some midget we know cough cough.
Guys, Toad isn't annoying! Love you toady!
5 Funky Kong wears glasses
6 Funky Kong Is really funny
7 He doesn't appeal to babies
Wendy and Candy appeal to morons while Daisy and Rosalina appeal to people who have life
Unlike a certain mushroom
8 Funky Kong doesn't betray DK
Unlike toad who is greedy
9 Funky Kong wears a better outfit
Toad looks like he's wearing a diaper
10 Funky Kong is tall
The Contenders
11 He’s a monkey
God I HATE all primates, even cartoon ones! Get lost funky & kong you're so ugly! Go Toadie you're the best!
12 Funky Kong is much cooler.
Brr go funky kong
13 Funky is faster
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