Top 10 Reasons Why Gravity Falls Is Better Than Justin Bieber

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The Top Ten

1 Appealing to kids of all ages

Justin Bieber is only appealing to 12 year old preteens. Gravity Falls is appealing to ages 1-100 - MeaganSaysHI

Its just better that Justin beaver oops I mean Bieber..

Everything is better than Beiber.

Gravity Falls is my favorite show but it's for older kids. I'm 12


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2 Interesting plot

Yes. - Anonymousxcxc

Come on, 2 kids deciphering things over a gay dude who is only famous due to tasteless 12 year olds? - MeaganSaysHI

3 Justin Bieber is egotistical

The only egotistical character in Gravity Falls is Pacifica. - MeaganSaysHI

But even Pacifica changed.

4 Dipper and Mabel are friendly. Justin is not

Justin is just straight-up rude. - MeaganSaysHI

That is very true.

5 Dipper is cute

Whoever said Dipper is ugly is wrong, He's not ugly at all. - MeaganSaysHI

He's adorable!

6 Dipper is a good singer

But singing is not about Gravity Falls but he CAN sing. - MeaganSaysHI

I'd rather hearing to Lamby Lamby than Baby

He can sing much better than Justin anyway. - Minecraftcrazy530

I wish Dipper would get his own song

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7 Mabel's sweaters

I absolutely love her sweaters. - MeaganSaysHI

8 Dipper is hot, Justin is not
9 Dipper is Mature, Justin is not

Dipper is much more mature and more of a man than Justin is, Dipper may be weak at fighting but he's still a man, you know why? Dipper wouldn't spit in people's face, Dipper wouldn't just call people "Bleached Whales", and Dipper would not throw eggs at people's houses. - MeaganSaysHI

Even he loves BABBA, he more mature than his age

And Dipper wouldn't piss in a bucket, yeesh

10 The Dorito is hotter than Justin Beiber

As much as I hate it when the fandom sexualizes Bill, I'd at least prefer to put up with that over some dumb little fangirls that obsess over Justin Bratty Beiber.

I totally agree. A triangular baked potato, is hotter than Justin, I find that sad. Shows how ugly Bieber is, inside, and out.

Firstly, his name is Bill Cipher, not The Dorito. And yes, he is hotter than JB. He sounds better, looks more appealing and is much more powerful. Even though he wants to create chaos in the world.

Pretty much. A demonic potato chip is hotter than Justin Beiber, which I find quite sad.
Spooky 'lil dorito, one! Justin Beiber, zero!

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The Contenders

11 Justin can't sing
12 Justin's songs are boring
13 Justin is annoying
14 Dipper doesn't sound like a girl

Check out Bottomless Pit.

15 Justin's songs are for babies

One of them is literally called "baby"

16 Dipper knows how to treat the ladies, even if he's a nerd. Justin is a jerk

Yes. - Anonymousxcxc

17 More people like Gravity Falls
18 Justin is horrible but the characters on Gravity Falls are smart, caring, and funny

Giffany is my favorite character - BorisRule

19 Justin Bieber has an annoying fanbase

Ain't that the truth!

Oh I agree, the girlfriend fandom is sometimes TOO much (billdip, character flanderization, sexualizing children, etc).

Gravity falls is an amazing show. but this fanbase is annoying too.T... dipper goes taco bell. pincest..

20 None of the characters have peed in a janitors work can, Justin has
21 Justin is inappropriate

OM-Yesss! - Anonymousxcxc

22 Justin Bieber's songs are boring

I'd rather hear to Lamby Lamby for 24 hrs than beaver's music for 0.01 seconds

23 Justin has gone to jail 4 times. But Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Mabel hasn't gone to jail ever.

They actually do but Justin went to jail more than 10 times

24 Gravity Falls has no reason to get in trouble with the law. Justin already has.

Actually, Dipper has gone to jail. If you remember the episode where Dipper, Mabel and Stan go fishing, Mabel says "The county jail was so cold." But it wasn't really as much on purpose as it was Stan making the kids paint counterfeit money.

Seriously?

25 Dipper respects women more than JB

It's true he can get a little creepy with his thing for Wendy, but he really cares about her a lot. JB however... - lavashooter

26 Gravity Falls tries to teach a few good morals, Justin doesn't.
27 No characters on Gravity Falls nor Alex Hirsch ever called The Beatles a crap band
28 Justin Bieber sucks
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Top Remixes

1. Dipper is hot, Justin is not
2. Justin can't sing
3. Justin's songs are boring
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1. Appealing to kids of all ages
2. Interesting plot
3. Dipper is cute
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1. Appealing to kids of all ages
2. Justin Bieber is egotistical
3. Dipper and Mabel are friendly. Justin is not
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