Top Ten Reasons Why Grumpy Cat and SpongeBob SquarePants Would Make a Great Couple

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The Top Ten

1 Opposites attract

I don't even know how to respond to this, but this is the first list you've made that I thoroughly enjoyed. - Garythesnail

Just because they are different doesn't mean they won't be compatible. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

I don't know who would ship SpongeBob with Grumpy Cat, and it's weird. - Powerfulgirl10

Where's SCP-173? I need him to snap my neck

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2 Grumpy Cat has not yet expressed a dislike for pineapples

So they can live together and not fight all the time. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

3 They are both hot

Their marriage would be, er, awkward...?

I can't handle this amount of Autism in one day. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Lol…The things you do when you run out of reasons… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Ohh...ok. - Unicorn

4 Their kids would would be cute mutant sponge-cat creatures

Great, thank you for giving me THAT horrible image

I'm scared for life now...

Little girl: SpongeBob and Grumpy Cat had babies, they're all mutant sponge-cat creatures
Parents: Get them to the nearest window and throw them out!

OH GOD NO! THAT'S NASTY! IT'S GIVING ME IMAGES IN MY HEAD! MAKE IT STOP!

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5 "Spandy" does not work

SpongeBob and Sandy are too much like friends, so I wouldn't be surprised if SpongeBob was friendzoned. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 Gary is lonely with no one except SpongeBob to play with, so when Grumpy Cat and SpongeBob have kids he'll be happy to have more friends

That list item made me gouge out my eyes. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

I don't even want to know... - Garythesnail

This scarred me for life. - Powerfulgirl10

7 Gary would be a great uncle to their kids
8 Patrick Star will be a fantastic best man at their wedding
9 Grumpy Cat will look gorgeous in a wedding dress

If that happens, I would kill her with a shotgun

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10 Both of their families would love to see them together V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 SpongeBob is used to grumpiness and wouldn't mind

Plus he is fussy in A Pal for Penis.

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