Top Ten Reasons Why Harambe is Better Than Keemstar

The Top Ten
1 Harambe's spirit lives on

He is immortal, even if he died.

2 Harambe has a cool name

Yep, Harambe is the king. He has the most awesome name ever! GO HARAMBE!

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Let me swear @admin

3 Harambe has contributed to society
4 Harambe is black

Penises released into the outer area in respect for the deceased gorilla harambe

5 Harambe lives on in our souls
6 Harambe doesn't make 62 year olds cry
7 Harambe listens to real music

This one reminds me a lot of certain lists and comments on TTT lol.

8 Keemstar is a gnome
9 Keemstar is a nonk
10 Harambe doesn't make you want to cut your ears off.
The Contenders
11 Keemstar beats his wife

Wait, he has a woman?

12 Harambe embraced 9/11

Dude, 9/11 is no joke. Four terrorists died that day.

13 Harmbe possesses significantly larger genitals
14 Harambe is not Racist
15 Harambe is smarter
16 Harambe is not a cyberbully
17 Harambe's rap song is better than the keemstar song
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