Top Ten Reasons Why Honey Boo-Boo Sucks


The Top Ten

1 She's ugly

Please tell me she's no longer relevant. Sometimes, I question America's taste in televised media given that only rednecks could even find one bit of enjoyment in Honey Boo Boo's awful show. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

She is not an ugly girl, just overweight and needs to lose weight. I feel bad for the poor girl. - AnimeDrawer

As much as I hate this stupid show, it really is not okay to call kids ugly. - 445956

If you are reading this Honey Boo Boo Alana Thompson, this is why I hate you:
You are a fatso, and ugly: seriously girl you are FAT. You are so amazingly fat. I hate your ugliness. And what's with your red, fat, neck and your curly, orange, short hair? You are so ugly I think I will totally die from having to stare at your ugly face. I have never seen a girl so ugly and fat. Oh Alana, if only you went on a DIET!
You are bratty and stuck-up: Who could like a girl like that? Bratty and stuck-up people are usually hated by.. pretty much everyone. You think you're the best, which is not true cause so many people hate you, and you brag about being the best. It is a really, really, really, really, really, really terrible habit that you should stop right now.
You play with your fat: EWWW! It is really disgusting and annoying. This is totally true. Yuck-y. You've gotta leave your fat alone.
Your spoiled: I bet you have no friends. Spoiled people are dumb and terrible, and your ...more

2 She's stuck up
3 She's disgusting
4 Her parents don't raise her well

They let her drink red bull. Then she runs around town creating havoc like a psycho.

Go-Go Juice, Sketti and Butter. All that food, that's UNHEALTHY FOR A YOUNG KID

They feed her Red Bull, how is that good parenting? I heard how harmful Red Bull is, definitely not okay for a child’s body. “Go Go Juice”? More like drugs. - AnimeDrawer

5 She's trying too hard
6 She had her own TV show

Thank god it got cancelled. - BubbleBear01

It got THREE seasons. Three seasons too many. - Turkeyasylum

This show was a disaster.

7 She's somewhat famous for being famous

Her mom made her famous. - AnimeDrawer

8 She's a horrible stereotype of rednecks
9 She's annoying
10 They're mostly all over the media along with the Kardashians

The Contenders

11 She and her mom are fat

Fat is such an understatement, they're obese okay? Everyone knew this from the start.

12 Her mother married a pedophile
13 She plays with her fat

I find that kind of disturbing considering her obesity. - AnimeDrawer

Yucky. I'm overweight but I don't play with my fat. This disgusting, fat little girl in terrible.

That's disgusting.I'm slightly chubby(I'm not obese just a bit chubby) and I hate that.-DarkBoi-X

14 She Drinks Go Go Juice Which is Mix of Red Bull and Mountain Dew

Just imagine how fat Alana would've gotten if the show kept running (by the time the show ended, she weighed 125 pounds by the time the show ended)

Mountain Dew is fine, but Red Bull? That’s not for children, stupid parents. - AnimeDrawer

15 Her show is very boring
16 She’s a Brat
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