Top Ten Reasons Why Jaystoptenlist Is Smarter Than a Typical Lamp Post
The Top Ten
1 He is a person while a lamp post is inanimate therefore making him smarter
Because a lamp post has no intelligence!
Lamp post isn't even smart.
2 Jay has an even better purpose than a lamp post
Sure a lamp post is useful but come on, people are better than lamp posts. Except for people like Osama Bin Ladin.
What an unoriginal excuse for a list.
3 Jay is a zillion times more interesting to talk to than a lamp post
Lamp posts are overrated, Illuminati, and they are ugly, and waste precious living room space.
A lamp post can't even talk!
4 Jay is more dignified than a lamp post
As I said a lamp post is inanimate, without feeling.
5 Lamp posts are expensive (sometimes anyway)
6 The power of a human's brain exceeds the power of a lamp post
Intelligence wise. Though there are some pretty dumb people out there.
7 Lamp posts are overrated
There's a list about them being better than Jay. That's saying something.
8 Lamp posts are nothing compared to Jay
So why bother make this list?
9 Jay is awesome while lamp posts are simply ordinary
No offense, but as much as I like you and Jay, this is probably the dumbest list I've ever seen. These are the kinds of lists you make as jokes.
And that's a fact!
10 He has a brain
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11 He is a living organism, unlike lamp posts
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