Keeping Up With The Kardashians (Requested Review) 😰

RoseRedFlower
This review today was brought by TwilightKitsune....thanks....
Some context for those of you have been fortunate to not watch this show. This show is about a peek inside the exploits and privileged private lives of the blended Kardashian-Jenner family, including sisters Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kendall and Kylie.
That's it. That's all the show is about.
Ralphthemoviemaker was wrong, Mystery Diners is not the worse show on television. This is though. And yet for some reason this show got 14 seasons?!
And for some reason on IMDB, this show is listed as a drama.
HA!
If by drama you mean first world problems that no one in their right mind would care about!
Like how they go on vacation to the Caribbeans and Kim lost an earring! Oh no~!
Or how they go zip-lining but Kim is too scared to go! Oh no~!
Just listen to one of these taglines about this show : Meet Hollywood's modern-day Brady Bunch!
Keeping Up With the Kardashians shouldn't be compared to the Brady Bunch! I've never even seen it but it should not be compared to the Brady Bunch!
I really hope that this show is scripted from the second it plays to the end. These people are evidently incredibly shallow. You don't care about what's going on in their day to day life. The only one I sorta didn't hate in this show is Caitlyn Jenner. But that's because I understand why Caitlyn is famous. Unlike the rest of the family, Caitlyn was in the Olmypics. But like everything in this show, even that one okay thing becomes degrading after awhile. I can't believe any parent would allow their child to act or live this way without any objection. If it's taught me anything as an upcoming parent, it's that I should just let my child do whatever I want! Who cares about morals, school, compassion or hard work? It's all about the money!!
The girls in this show are portrayed as the most egotistical, selfish, whining little brats you'll ever see. All they ever seem to talk about is makeup, clothes, boy, petty things etc. It makes you mad!
Khloe and Kourtney have no personalities at all. You could replace them with a plant and the plant would be a better actor. Kim is shallow, Kendall trash talks everyone and Kylie is just an idiot. Kris is trying to be that "cool mom" that hangs out with the "cool people" her children hang out with. She was in her fifties when this show came out and she's now sixty-two. I think she's well past her prime to be cool. I look at actresses like Maggie Smith and see a dignified older woman with a humble heart. When I look at Kris, I see a woman who exploits her own children for money.
Also, these girls can't even speak when they cry. It's like someone gagged them and they're trying to talk. Trying to listen to them speak when they're crying is damaging to the ears.The guys in this show are just morons. I would never in my life put a ring on them. Not only do they understand the real world about was well as I understand these people, but they act like jerks all the time. Shaming the girls on how they look and making money all the time.
Here's some actual quotes from the show to help paint a picture of what it's like watching this show:
Kris: Kylie Jenner to the foyer! I have a little surprise for you!
Kylie: Is that a chicken?
*Kris is holding a pig*
~*~
Kris: Those are cute jeans.
Kylie: They're your cute jeans.
Kris: Those are mine?
Kylie: No.
Kris: Oh, I thought you said "Your cute jeans".
Kylie: I did....
Kris: Those are mine jeans?
Kylie: NO! YOU! ARE! CUTE! JEANS!
~*~
Kim: I want a flat butt now...
Scott: If you lose your butt! We lose our money!
~*~
Kylie: Take off my boot!
Kourtney: *takes off the boot and pulls Kylie a whole two inches*
Kylie: OH MA GOD MY BOOT NOT MA FOOT!!
~*~
Kourtney: Do I look fat?
Kendall: Just like, twenty pounds over weight.
~*~
Khloe: Okay, Kylie. You're moving into your new house and it's a huge responsibility.
Kim: A huge responsibility that I don't think you realize...
Khloe: Do you know how to do your own laundry?
Kylie: No.
Kim: Do you know anything about credit?
Kylie: Not really.
Khloe: Do you know how to iron?
Kylie: What???
Kim: Kylie, seriously??
~*~
*Best Part*
Kourtney: Scott! Your whole butt is out!
Scott: I'm finally a Kardashian!
There, I summed up everything that happened within the course of 14 seasons. These people are conceited and waste no time trash talking each other. This show is awful. It should not be seen by the human eye, the animal eye or a microorganism. I can't watch another second of this show. If you want to see a better show that came out during 2007, watch Mad Men or The Tudors. You'll actually enjoy that.

This show on the other hand should have cancelled after one trailer.

Comments

You poor thing:( - TwilightKitsune

You're secretly laughing at my pain... - RoseRedFlower

GASP how did you know - TwilightKitsune

Reading the talks the Kardashians have is painful to read. - HoneyClover

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