Top Ten Reasons Why Kirby Is Better Than Justin Bieber

The Top Ten
1 Kirby Is Nicer

Another list comparing things that have nothing in common, like Reasons Why Adventure Time Is Better Than Ebola

Wait until JustinBIEBERLOVER here's about this. Though she has no account now

Justin Bieber is the meanest celebrity

2 Kirby Is Cooler Than Justin Bieber

Actually Justin Bieber is not cool

3 Justin Bieber Called the Beatles the Crap Band, Kirby Didn't Even Call King Dedede King Crapdede

Kirby does not call anyone crap but Justin Bieber does

4 Justin Bieber Laughed at Brian Griffin's Death But Kirby Thinks It's Not Funny

I don't think Kirby knows what Family Guy is

5 Justin Bieber Spits On His Fans Kirby Does Not Spit On His Friends

NO WONDER ARIANA GRANDE LIKES Justin Bieber! I wonder how much uglier Kirby would look if he developed an Aritail after he ate Ariana Grande for fangirling over Justin Bieber. Yes, people. Not even a bit ugly. Kirby characters from Kirby to Waddle Dee are too cute for words.

6 Bieber's Songs Are Boring

The only JB song I like is "Sorry", but I still think Kirby is better

Except "What Do You Mean"

And Kirby is not!

7 Justin Uses the N Word, Kirby Never Uses That Word

The N word is the meanest word

8 Kirby Is Cuter

This should be #1. Kirby will always be nicer, cuter, and more polite than JB.

9 Kirby Is Funny Justin Tries Too Hard to Be Funny
10 Kirby Could Eat Justin Bieber
The Contenders
11 Kirby Is One of the Best Video Game Series. Justin Bieber Is One of the Worst Celebrities Ever
12 Kirby Can Clone Himself
13 Justin Beiber Cannot Float
14 Kirby Has Defeated Multiple Threats to Humanity
15 Justin Bieber Has No Super Powers

This should be #1.

16 Much stronger characters from Metaknight to Magalor
17 Justin Bieber Is A Criminal
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