Top Ten Reasons Why Kirby Is Better Than Justin Bieber

The Top Ten

1 Kirby Is Nicer

Another list comparing things that have nothing in common, like Reasons Why Adventure Time Is Better Than Ebola

Justin Bieber is the meanest celebrity

Wait until JustinBIEBERLOVER here's about this. Though she has no account now - TheKirbyCreeper999

2 Kirby Is Cooler Than Justin Bieber

Actually Justin Bieber is not cool

3 Justin Bieber Called the Beatles the Crap Band, Kirby Didn't Even Call King Dedede King Crapdede

Kirby does not call anyone crap but Justin Bieber does

4 Justin Bieber Laughed at Brian Griffin's Death But Kirby Thinks It's Not Funny

I don't think Kirby knows what Family Guy is - Spicygarlic

5 Justin Bieber Spits On His Fans Kirby Does Not Spit On His Friends

NO WONDER ARIANA GRANDE LIKES Justin Bieber! I wonder how much uglier Kirby would look if he developed an Aritail after he ate Ariana Grande for fangirling over Justin Bieber. Yes, people. Not even a bit ugly. Kirby characters from Kirby to Waddle Dee are too cute for words.

6 Bieber's Songs Are Boring

And Kirby is not!

Except "What Do You Mean"

The only JB song I like is "Sorry", but I still think Kirby is better

7 Justin Uses the N Word, Kirby Never Uses That Word

The N word is the meanest word

8 Kirby Is Cuter

This should be #1. Kirby will always be nicer, cuter, and more polite than JB. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

9 Kirby Is Funny Justin Tries Too Hard to Be Funny
10 Kirby Is One of the Best Video Game Series. Justin Bieber Is One of the Worst Celebrities Ever

The Contenders

11 Kirby Can Clone Himself
12 Justin Beiber Cannot Float
13 Kirby Has Defeated Multiple Threats to Humanity
14 Justin Bieber Has No Super Powers

This should be #1. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

15 Much stronger characters from Metaknight to Magalor
16 Justin Bieber Is A Criminal
17 Kirby Does Not Act Retarded; Justin Bieber Does.

Instant #1

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