Top 10 Reasons Why Kiss Sucks

RogerWatersfan1999
This list includes reasons why I and many people personally hate the Glam Band Kiss, let's begin.

The Top Ten

1 They started making music only to make money They started making music only to make money

KISS fans are brainwashed cattle with ZERO integrity. They are the old version of Kanye West fans. KISS treats their fans like morons and takes them for all their worth because they ARE morons.

There uniforms look cool though

How do you know that?

I love that image - EvilEyedWarHawk

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2 They are not in any way talented musicians

Don't say that. Have you seen Gene Simmons's bass solo. He's too busy splitting fake blood. That's why he doesn't get time to play enough notes. And has been called one of the greatest bassists. Peter Crisis! Oh, "Beth was beautiful". Phew. - zxm

World's. Worst. Garage. Band.

Just because they’re not the most talented band on the planet doesn't mean they have no talent.

Just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean they’re untalented, you clearly haven’t listened to them if you think they have no talent

3 They are more well known for their stage shows than their music

So? That’s only what they’re known for, it doesn’t correlate with quality on any level.

4 Gene Simmons told depressed people to 'kill themselves'

Because gene simmons is an ass hole.

What does this have to do with why the band sucks?

5 Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley called Peter Chris, and Ace Frehley anti-Semites for no reason other than they don't like them

Again, not a reason for why the band sucks.

Gene and Paul don't like these 2 former bands members to the point that they call them names like anti-semitic, which is not true about them by the way. Gene and Paul just need to grow up and stop acting like middle schoolers. - RogerWatersfan1999

6 Their lyrics are about nothing but love and partying

Fair.

7 Their music is anything but unique

So? Their songs are just fun to listen to

I can't stand kiss

Fair.

8 They are not good songwriters

They suck in every possible way, but way back in 1976 when I was just 12 years old, even I knew they were terrible songwriters then.

Why can’t you have more reasons like this on your list instead of “They’re only known for live shows”?

9 Gene Simmons of KISS was permanently banned from Fox News Gene Simmons of KISS was permanently banned from Fox News

Gene Simmons acted like a total child when going to Fox News to promote his Book. He bared his chest and hit people on the head with his book. What a child Gene Simmons is. - RogerWatersfan1999

Again, not a reason!

10 They haven't broken up

They have been together for like what? 40+ years now, and their music has just got worse over time. So they should just call it quits. - RogerWatersfan1999

You could say the same thing about U2, their last few albums have gradually gotten worse. People still cram stadiums to see them.

Why is that a problem? If anything that's a good thing, it shows why’ve been able to stay together.

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