Top Ten Reasons Why Lana Loud is a Better Waifu Than Wario
I think I'm going to go scoff at this list. Oh wait, I already did that. Woeful comparison.
This is a fact-based account, and I only speak truth. Lana > Jesus
You are all wrong. The best waifu is Lord Dominator.
Nah man that title goes to Shrek.
Wario is obese, fat and smelly. Lana is slim, fit and healthy.
Wario is trash. Lana > Wario
Anything that I like is elite. Olimar, Lana, Sex, Rustling Weebs, September Eleventh...
"You say that like it's a GOOD thing" - Dark Pit
Wario has a castle full of money. Lana just sits in the mud.
Wario can't tell left from right, Lana is the greatest handywoman of all time.
As Edna Mode would say, "NO capes"
Lana Loud doesn't have a bike.
Waluigi is twice the character Wario is, while Lana is 812 billion times the character Lola is. And Lola isn't even bad.
Better than Loud house to be honest
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