Top 10 Reasons Why Laveyan Satanism is Better Than Christianity

I'm no LaVeyan Satanist, but I find it to be 9,000 times more better than Christianity. Christianity is overrated and is doing more harm to our society than good.
The Top Ten
1 It doesn't believe in Satan

It obviously believes in Satan. It's just a lie to make others believe that Satanism is good when it's actually pure evil. There is absolutely nothing good about Satanism. Satanists are worse than scum.

I actually regret making this list now. I really don't like LaVeyan Satanism because it doesn't actually believe in Satan (I only made this list to anger Christians).

LaVeyan Satanists are actually atheists who just view Satan as a positive archetype representing pride, carnality and enlightenment.

What about those satanists that actually do believe that Satan is an actual entity?

2 It teaches that you are your own god

TheContentSearcher,
The serpent did not lie at all. Adam and Eve did not die from eating the fruit and they became like gods knowing good and evil, just as the serpent promised.
If you read your bible you'd know this: Genesis 3:22 "then the Lord God said 'behold, man has become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and also take from the Tree of Life". Your own god even admits this

Yeah, & there's a word for that. It is called 'Narcissism.'

3 It promotes individualism

No it doesn't. The Church of Satan is extremely authoritarian and loves to dictate what Satanism is or isn't based on their rules and dogma. They claim to be individualistic yet frown upon those with theistic beliefs.

4 It is against harming children

Guess what? Christianity is against harming children too (shock! awe! )

5 It teaches not killing animals except for food or self-defense

Christianity teaches the same thing.

6 It teaches not making sexual advances unless given the mating signal

Christianity promotes saving it for marriage!

7 It teaches not giving opinions or advice unless asked

Then what are you doing giving your opinions on why levayan satanism is better than Christianity?

8 It teaches showing a person respect when in their home
9 It teaches not telling your troubles to others unless you're sure they want to hear them
10 It teaches acceptance
The Contenders
11 it promotes kindness and unconditional love for others

No it absolutely does not. Whoever put this has not read the Satanic Bible, which specifically promoted hatred and wrath towards one enemy and only love and kindness to those who deserve it.

12 It teaches not complaining about anything you don't need to subject yourself to
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