Top Ten Reasons Why the Legend of Zelda Sucks

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The Top Ten

1 Boring

Who made this list a Call of Duty fanboy!

I Wish I Could Comment Without Voting - VideoGamefan5

I wish I could comment without voting! But what is this! LOZ is the best franchise ever, a Call of Duty fan boy did this! Pathetic!

Dummy. Haven't you ever played any of the games?! If anything is boring,it's fall of booty. All you do is shoot people in wars or whatever. And besides,only kids under 16 play it!

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2 No Guns V 2 Comments
3 No Blood

Have you SEEN Dead Hand? - shawnmccaul22

So? - VideoGamefan5

All of the LOZ games had no blood. - Fandomstuck

A game with no blood is no fuhn - nintendoisdoodoo

4 Zelda Doesn't Look Like Kim Kardashian

Wait WHAT?!? This is a game not a porno - shawnmccaul22

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5 Link Uses a Slingshot

Who uses that as a weapon he needs to use a gun - nintendoisdoodoo

This isn't in normal time Ok - shawnmccaul22

6 Horrible Soundtrack

It sucks I wish I could replace it with water by ugly god - nintendoisdoodoo

LMAO ZELDA IS CLAIMED TO HAVE ONE OF THE BEST SOUNDTRACKS IN GAMING HISTORY IDIOT - shawnmccaul22

7 Link Rides a Horse

Why can't he juwst drive a ca4r it's the 21 century - nintendoisdoodoo

Skyrim also makes the protagonist ride a horse so probably both are crappy games - YourWaifuSucks

8 Bad Graphics

Even if the graphics aren't great The Legend Of Zelda is amazing you Call Of Duty fanboy

Wish I could comment without voting, but let me say this: don't react to this troll. He's a McDonald's cashier. I also want to say that the Call of Duty Fanboys go on about how graphics in good games like these suck but they go pray on their hands and knees for Minecraft and FNaF. Enough said. DO NOT FEED THIS TROLL. - DCfnaf

So Minecraft has better graphics than this? I hate this world. - shawnmccaul22

Really bad graphics.

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9 Nintendo Made It

Nintendo is the reason we have games today - shawnmccaul22

No wonder why the legend of zelda is a bad video game series nintedo made it - nintendoisdoodoo

10 Awful Weapons

It's dangerous to go alone, Here take this budget quality Made in China sword. - YourWaifuSucks

I mean, A sword made from high end materials shatters in 2 - 5 hits - YourWaifuSucks

This is the only complaint that is effective when Nintendo made BotW - YourWaifuSucks

The Contenders

11 Link Uses a Sword

Uhhh... do you look at the greatest video games of all time list you ding dongs?

Why can't he use a gun or grenade like the ones from call of duty - nintendoisdoodoo

You are a bad man or woman, I don’t care you crazy bitch that should try to beat legend of Zelda major’s mask with a creepy moon.

12 Horrendous Philips CD-i titles

This is the only real complaint on this list.

13 Convoluted Story

I have a very hard time actually finding out what game comes first.

14 It's Childish

Yup it is

15 Link Was Genderless
16 Unlikable Characters
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