Top Ten Reasons Why the Legend of Zelda Sucks

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The Top Ten

1 Boring

I suppose if your 3.

What on earth even is this list

no

Nintendoisdoodooisdoodoo. ROASTED

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2 No Guns

What about it with no guns are you a call of duty fan?

Man - I wanna shoot some stuff in Hyrule

Who cares? Swords are funner to use.Plus games with blood are overrated.

This is a different era that's why - ParkerFang

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3 Zelda Doesn't Look Like Kim Kardashian

HAHAAHA, I did not see this one coming! I can't stop laughing!

I voted for this so that it will be the first thing people see when they enter this list.

I thought this Zelda isn't a celebrity

Wait WHAT?!? This is a game not a porno - shawnmccaul22

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4 No Blood

AHhhh

Have you SEEN Dead Hand? - shawnmccaul22

So? - VideoGamefan5

All of the LOZ games had no blood. - Fandomstuck

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5 Link Uses a Slingshot

This isn't in normal time Ok - shawnmccaul22

Who uses that as a weapon he needs to use a gun - nintendoisdoodoo

6 Horrible Soundtrack

Final hours... enough said.

It sucks I wish I could replace it with water by ugly god - nintendoisdoodoo

LMAO ZELDA IS CLAIMED TO HAVE ONE OF THE BEST SOUNDTRACKS IN GAMING HISTORY IDIOT - shawnmccaul22

7 Bad Graphics

Even if the graphics aren't great The Legend Of Zelda is amazing you Call Of Duty fanboy

Have you ever seen Twilight Princess, DO YOU EVEN GAMING

Wish I could comment without voting, but let me say this: don't react to this troll. He's a McDonald's cashier. I also want to say that the Call of Duty Fanboys go on about how graphics in good games like these suck but they go pray on their hands and knees for Minecraft and FNaF. Enough said. DO NOT FEED THIS TROLL. - DCfnaf

So Minecraft has better graphics than this? I hate this world. - shawnmccaul22

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8 Link Rides a Horse

Epona is good - ParkerFang

Why can't he juwst drive a ca4r it's the 21 century - nintendoisdoodoo

Skyrim also makes the protagonist ride a horse so probably both are crappy games - YourWaifuSucks

9 Nintendo Made It

Nintendo is the reason we have games today - shawnmccaul22

No wonder why the legend of zelda is a bad video game series nintedo made it - nintendoisdoodoo

10 Awful Weapons

It's dangerous to go alone, Here take this budget quality Made in China sword. - YourWaifuSucks

I mean, A sword made from high end materials shatters in 2 - 5 hits - YourWaifuSucks

This is the only complaint that is effective when Nintendo made BotW - YourWaifuSucks

The Contenders

11 Horrendous Philips CD-i titles

This is the only good reason on this list.

These titles were horrendous.

This is the only real complaint on this list.

12 Link Uses a Sword

So does Marth, Cloud, and Stryder and yet Link doesn't get a pass? - ParkerFang

Uhhh... do you look at the greatest video games of all time list you ding dongs?

Why can't he use a gun or grenade like the ones from call of duty - nintendoisdoodoo

You are a bad man or woman, I don’t care you crazy bitch that should try to beat legend of Zelda major’s mask with a creepy moon.

13 It's Childish

Its mad for kids not teens

How is it childish?

Yup it is

14 Link Was Genderless

He is gender neutral

15 It Looks Bad

Oo I'm zelda bad

16 It Reinforces the Patriarchy

Spiderman dies in infinity war

SO BAD I HATE IT

17 It is Very Cheesy
18 Convoluted Story

I have a very hard time actually finding out what game comes first.

19 Unlikable Characters
20 There are No Lootboxes

Come on man, give me skins! 11

21 Unnecessarily Horrifying Encounters

Time to list
1. Dead hand
2. The moon
enough said

22 The Link's Awakening Remake is Coming Out
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