Top Ten Reasons Why Marilyn Manson is Better Than Dita Von Teese

The Top Ten

1 Marilyn Manson is Nice to People

Dita Von Teese isn't nice AT ALL

He peed on someone.. - 445956

2 Marilyn Manson Makes Better Songs

He makes the best songs ever.

3 Marilyn Manson is Better at Acting

Dita can't act to save a baby's life while Marilyn Manson is a professional actor

He barely acts at all, neither does Dita - 445956

4 Marilyn Manson is Hot While Dita Von Teese Looks Like a Potato with Pounds of Makeup On

Don't know if I would consider Marilyn Manson to be hot but I agree that Dita Von Teese is uglier and I agree with the other reasons on this list.Good list but you make too many DVT hate lists.-DarkBoi-X

5 Marilyn Manson is More Interesting

A wall is more interesting than Dita she's so boring.

6 Marilyn Manson Donates to Charity

I've never heard of Dita donating to charity.

7 Marilyn Manson Doesn't Try to Control People's Lives

He encourages people to live their lives while Dita tried to control Marilyn's life.

8 Marilyn Manson Supports the LGBTQ+ Community

I don't know how Dita feels about the lgbtq+ community.

9 Marilyn Manson Can Stand Up for Himself and Others

He has balls lol.

10 Dita Von Teese Makes People Look Bad While Marilyn Manson Tells the Truth

Dita made Marilyn look bad. Good thing he told the damn truth.

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11 Marilyn Manson doesn't look like he's about to fart nor is he plastic

I added this because Dita Von Teese looks like she's going to fart and she looks like a plastic doll.Almost as plastic as Nicki Minaj who is the worst singer ever.-DarkBoi-X

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