10 Reasons Why Mario Kart 64 is Trash

The Top Ten

1 The Fact that It's Frustrating

2 Painful Tracks

3 Terrible Handling

4 The Fact that It's Offensively Ugly

5 The Stupid Ai

OK the AI is trash but it's at least not Double Dash or Super Mario Kart.

6 The Overpowered Item Distribution

7 The Fact that There's Only 8 Characters

8 The Pathetic Textures on the Tracks

9 Poor and Unclear Voice Acting

10 When Some Items are Almost Useless

The Contenders

11 Overrated

Yep I heard that

12 It's the Reason Why People Think Battle Mode is Horrible Without Block Fort

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