Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Trucks
The Top Ten
1 It's a masculine symbol
2 You can pimp them out
3 You can fix them to where they're insanely loud
Fix? People who do this need medical attention and eventually hearing aids along with all their neighbors, they should be forced to pay for all the hearing aids of their neighbors and have their nuts removed too lol
Think about the environment you are disturbing the environment and that's illegal in Australia so hope you don't get tagged by the police
4 Most men think cars are for women
5 Most men baby their trucks
6 It's great for extreme sports
7 They're faster than most cars
8 It's easier to have sex in a truck than a car
9 You can put a large toolbox in the back of the truck
Yeah, Guys like tools!
10 You can sleep in the bed of a truck
And this comes in handy when you are hunting or have gotten thrown out of the house.
You could put a padding on it and bring a pillow and blanket
The Contenders
11 Makes men seem superior to other people in cars
12 You can fit a lot of things into it
13 It's higher
Higher is better
14 They can be lifted
15 You can go muddin' in them
16 They can tow gooseneck trailers
17 They are bigger
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