Reasons Why Metal Gear Survive Sucks

"I know! Let's take Metal Gear Solid, and turn it into a zombie survival game!"

The Top Ten

1 Barely any connection to the storyline

2 No Hideo Kojima

3 Extremely low stamina

4 No original characters

5 Charging 10 dollars for an extra save slot

That actually exists.

6 Absurdly fast hunger/thirst rate

7 Conflict caused by a cardboard box

8 Annoying robotic voice

9 Extremely repetitive and tedious gameplay

10 You need NASA-like internet connection.

The Contenders

11 Terrible melee combat

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