Reasons Why Metal Gear Survive Sucks

Not_A_Weeaboo
"I know! Let's take Metal Gear Solid, and turn it into a zombie survival game!"

The Top Ten

1 Barely any connection to the storyline
2 Extremely low stamina

"Pay attention to your stamina." - Not_A_Weeaboo

3 No Hideo Kojima
4 No original characters

No Big Boss (except for the starting cutscene), no solid snake, no revolver ocelot, no liquid snake, no raiden, no miller, no psycho mantis, NO ANYONE! - Not_A_Weeaboo

5 Absurdly fast hunger/thirst rate

You can literally eat an entire bear, and go hungry in an hour. - Not_A_Weeaboo

6 Charging 10 dollars for an extra save slot

That actually exists. - LeetHaterz

This... this is even worse than EA. - Not_A_Weeaboo

7 Conflict caused by a cardboard box

In the beginning of the game, you and your fellow comrade is hanging for dear life to avoid getting sucked into the portal. Then, a cardboard box hits you in the face, and up you go into the monstrous hole.

Why a cardboard box? It's such a simple object! Why not a vehicle, or a giant piece of metal? - Not_A_Weeaboo

8 Annoying robotic voice

I really liked Donna Burke's voice for the idroid in MGSV. Now, the robot's voice is so damn annoying! - Not_A_Weeaboo

9 Extremely repetitive and tedious gameplay
10 Terrible melee combat

The Contenders

11 You need NASA-like internet connection.
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