Top 10 Reasons Why Metallica, Iron Maden, Judas Priest and Slayer are Better Than Britney Spears, Meghan Trainor and Iggy Azalea

This is a response to Dynastinoble's thrash list....

The Top Ten

1 Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer and Metallica all make their own music and lyrics, Iggy, Britney and Meghan don't

Probably the best point I've been able to come up with on this list.

When you've made a list that's basically a response to a list that had no purpose at all but to be clickbait, then I'm really losing faith in this site. Frankly, I don't care about any of the seven people talked about. - Swellow

They all do. - ProPanda

2 Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica and Slayer have better lyrics

All of these band lyrics are from the heart and sound real, Meghan, Iggy and Britney's lyrics aren't even written by them and sound like complete thrash.

3 Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer and Metallica put more effort into their songs

They all put effort into their songs, the crap pop-trio though not so much...

4 Robert Halford sings better then Britney Spears

Actually Rob Halford sings better than all of them. Even taken together. His vocal range is 4 octaves and he can do with his voice whatever he wants. Metal singers have powerful voices with big ranges. - Metal_Treasure

He has a good singing voice, Britney sounds like auto-tune having sex with a dead robot...

Can Robert sing a sex song as good as Brittney? Can Robert go in the same levels of charisma and softness and raw beauty that Brittney contains? I think not. - ProPanda

Saddest thing is Britney has a better voice than the one she has now, like in the case of Kesha, she was forced instead her voice needs to be that baby-like now she had a voice meltdowm. - ArigatoKawaii

5 Metallica keeps improving, Meghan keeps getting worse and worse

No explanation required for this one.

6 Iron Maiden, Metallica, Judas Priest and Slayer don't need to be hip to stay relevant.

All they have to do to stay relevant is keep making kick-ass albums enough said.

7 Slayer uses real vocals, Iggy Azalea doesn't

Slayer's vocals are real, Iggy's are faker than Nicki Minaj's ass.

8 Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden and Slayer worked hard to get their fame, Iggy, Britney and Meghan didn't

Iggy worked hard. Pretty sure Meghan did too. I'll give you Brittney though. - ProPanda

Self explanatory.

9 Metallica, Slayer, Judas Priest, and Iron Maiden have a wider variety of song topics than Iggy, Meghan, and Britney

Definitely true.

10 Iron Maiden tour and practice a lot to get better, Meghan just uses auto-tune and does a cliché modern pop concert with no practice.

Yeah I think this is pretty obvious.

The Contenders

11 James Hetfield has more powerful vocals than Britney Spears
12 Bruce Dickinson has more powerful vocals than Britney Spears

That might be true, but he scares the poor little girls who like Brit, Ig, and Meg.

13 Iggy, Meghan and Britney use their bodies as a way to get attention
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