Reasons Why Metallica Sucks

The Top Ten

1 They are overrated

Metallica sucks so bad that Chad from Nickelback got jealous.

James's voice and guitar tone are rubbish. Lars is a rubbish drummer. Songs are boring. Haven't contributed anything substantial in 30 years. Retire.

Last good album -...and justice for all! 30 years ago!

Great thrash metal band (decades ago) and period. Only that.

2 They are sellouts

From 'Ride The Lightning'(best) to 'Lulu'(worst). They are living on their past.

3 Lars Ulrich is the worst heavy metal drummer in the world

Dave Lombardo how did he not get this gig james and kirk why do you keep greedy lars around.

4 Kirk Hammett has to rely on a Wah Pedal in order to make a solo

Not every Kirk Hammett solo has a wah pedal, dumbasses

5 James Hetfield called himself a Table, and is proud of making the worst album ever, Lulu

I think it says a lot about the man's songwriting skills if he's crooning about being a table lol.

So? What does that have to do with his skills?

6 They haven't written a decent song since they started.

They are so gay and full of gayness that they are gay

I’m not gonna comment on this. - Userguy44

It is true.


7 They collaborated with Lou Reed

The bad part is not the fact that they collaborated with Lou Reed, it's their collaberation with Lou Reed. - BeatlesFan1964

8 They made an album called Hardwired... to Self Destruct

Oh god. What's wrong with the albums name? - Userguy44

9 They fired Dave Mustaine

Dave Mustaine had a drinking problem he got fired but the band's still going strong.

10 Kirk Hammett stopped playing solos and made St. Anger

Just name a drummer and they will be better, honestly.

The Newcomers

? Their songs lack bass

The Contenders

11 Metallica wrote a country song, Mama Said

Overhated. - Userguy44

I'm pretty sure Cliff Burton would've appreciated it since he liked country.

12 They are mainstream
13 All of their new music, even Death Magnetic is crap

Death Magnetic had bad production, but it isn’t a bad album in my opinion. - Userguy44

There is nothing special in their music. Metallica became famous because of their catching name and good marketing - BlindGuardianValhalla

Their music leaves me wanting to put you into a hole and pour the blood of Lars Ulrich onto your head.

I do not care for Lulu, but St. Anger is much worse. Death Magnetic was actually pretty good. - Caleb9000

14 Hetfield can't sing.

This is just an opinion. - Userguy44

And you can't either

15 They spend all their time touring instead of making albums

And It took them 10 years just to make ONE ALBUM!

16 It's all just power chords

That’s not a good reason to hate a metal band. - Userguy44

17 They played with Lady Gaga

They played with

*rolls eyes*

18 They started the band just to make money.
19 They like Mastodon

Mastodon sucks. End of story.

20 Suing Napster

Only Lars suied Napster. - Userguy44

They are loathsome human beings.

I cannot believe that they could have done something this disgustingly selfish and stupid. Napster wasn't stealing your profits, Metallica! If anything, it helped you. You suing the people that downloaded from Napster is where I draw the line.
That is completely unacceptable. You are already rich beyond your wildest dreams! How much more money do you need?!?!?!? None! That's ridiculous!

21 They stole their name from a friend of Lars who came up with it and was going to use it for his fanzine
22 Ron McGoveny, Cliff Burton, Jason Newsted, and Robert Trujilo cursed the band into making even worse music

So you are saying Metallica sucks because of their bassists? - Userguy44

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