Top Ten Reasons Why Michael Bay Should Make a Movie About the Gemcloben and Puga Couple

Imagine, if Michael Bay created a movie about Gemcloben and Puga couple, Gluga, it will be awesome. This list is a joke.

The Top Ten

1 It will be better than 50 Shades of Grey

Anything is better than that. And...Gluga is no longer in existence because of Puga dating some kid named Kyle! Grab the champagne, play some cheesy 70's disco track, and bring your friends, because Gluga is no longer in existence! YEAH!

You could kiss while an random explosion happens behind you lolololol

Everything is better than 50 shades of gross

I hope it's better than Transformers.

2 Puga has a nice butt

I share a distinct body part with Kyle.

3 A metalhead and a pug would make a great couple

Rob Zombie has a pug, and they're already cute! Well, the pug is.

4 SuperHyperdude, along with his ginger roots, will be a great villain.

5 In U.S.A, gay marriage is legal in all states.

Yet neither live in the USA, but they both live in countries where it is legal.

6 It will be better than Titanic.

7 The action will be amazing.

Explosions + romance = epic win (sarcasm)

8 Puga is adorable

9 Gluga fans asked for it.

I definitely am asking for this! #GLUGA4EVER!

I want to see this if it existed #GLUGA4EVER!

Box office success. It'd make $5, astonishing for a TTT movie.

I ship it

10 Gemcloben and Puga couple is better Positronwildhawk and SuperHyperdude couple.

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