Top 10 Reasons Why Modern SpongeBob Is Inappropriate for Kids

Parents who are reading this right now, I highly urge you to read this. These things are what's happening in Spongebob right now. Don't believe me? Watch the episodes for yourself and you'll see what I mean.

The Top Ten

1 Driving a Person to Suicide (One Coarse Meal)

This was by far the worst thing to happen in the show, it ruined the way we think about SpongeBob, it made the show so unlikable, Mr. Krabs purposefully treated Plankton to suicide, and kids saw that moment, This is a good reason why SpongeBob is no longer for kids.

Suicide should never be in a kids show. - Minecraftcrazy530

This also happened in are you happy now

We know its suicide, but little kids probably don't really know its that I mean ever heard of Punch and Judy?

2 Gore (The Splinter, House Fancy, and Pineapple Fever)

This really only applies to modern SpongeBob. Seasons 1-3 were decent. Heck, they were terrific! Anything from Season 4 and onward doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. - BKAllmighty

Just because you don't show blood doesn't mean it's not gruesome.

Most parents know the difference between Old SpongeBob and New SpongeBob.

SpongeBob gets a splinter
Squidward gets his toenail ripped off
and Squidward gets his eyebrow ripped off

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3 Animal Abuse (To Love a Patty)

And A pal for gary, pet sitter pat, and pet or pests

I have a theory one of the baby clams was junior......

4 Trying to Get a Person Killed (Demolition Doofus)
5 Not Saving a Character in Danger (A Pal for Gary)
6 Saying It's Okay to be Dirty (The Battle of Bikini Bottom)

Season 5 isn't modern SpongeBob season 6 and up is because its at least at a radius of 6 years old - Goatworlds

IT isn't. Modern Spongebob always jokes about stinky armpits, burping, farting, and saliva dripping out of characters mouths, as you can see in that extremely disturbing scene in New Digs when Spongebob wakes up. “Shudders”

7 Characters not getting Punished for the Bad Things they've Done (Most Episodes involving Spongebob and Patrick)
8 Extreme Greed (Most Episodes involving Mr. Krabs)
9 Characters getting Bad Luck for No Apparent Reason (Most Episodes involving Squidward)
10 Paraphilia (To Love a Patty)

That's so disturbing

What does that mean?


"a condition characterized by abnormal sexual desires, typically involving extreme or dangerous activities"

I rest my case. - Epikrika

The Contenders

11 Frightening Faces (Face Freeze, and What Ever Happened to Spongebob?)

Also happened in Patrick the Game.

SpongeBob also made a disturbing face in inSPONGEiac.

12 Blood (Dying for Pie)

Again. This was the old Spongebob.

One of my least favourite old Spongebob episodes

Squidward's heart squirt blood. Lovely.

13 Dirty References
14 Squidward Commits Suicide Twice (Are You Happy Now?)

There was one scene where he looked like he was going to hang himself, but he was really putting up a bird cage

It's like a creep is saying the title of the episode.

15 Making Jokes About Being An Accident (ChefBob)

"He must've been born on a highway, because that's where the most accidents happen! " - Spicygarlic

16 Fight (CheftBob)
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Top Remixes

1. Gore (The Splinter, House Fancy, and Pineapple Fever)
2. Driving a Person to Suicide (One Coarse Meal)
3. Extreme Greed (Most Episodes involving Mr. Krabs)
1. Driving a Person to Suicide (One Coarse Meal)
2. Trying to Get a Person Killed (Demolition Doofus)
3. Animal Abuse (To Love a Patty)


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