Top 10 Reasons Why Modern SpongeBob Is Inappropriate for Kids

Parents who are reading this right now, I highly urge you to read this. These things are what's happening in Spongebob right now. Don't believe me? Watch the episodes for yourself and you'll see what I mean.

The Top Ten

1 Driving a Person to Suicide (One Coarse Meal)

This was by far the worst thing to happen in the show, it ruined the way we think about SpongeBob, it made the show so unlikable, Mr. Krabs purposefully treated Plankton to suicide, and kids saw that moment, This is a good reason why SpongeBob is no longer for kids.

This also happened in are you happy now

Suicide should never be in a kids show. - Minecraftcrazy530

2 Gore (The Splinter, House Fancy, and Pineapple Fever)

This really only applies to modern SpongeBob. Seasons 1-3 were decent. Heck, they were terrific! Anything from Season 4 and onward doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. - BKAllmighty

Just because you don't show blood doesn't mean it's not gruesome.

Most parents know the difference between Old SpongeBob and New SpongeBob.

How is Gore scenes in "Pineapple Fever" when WE cannot see them?

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3 Animal Abuse (To Love a Patty)

And A pal for gary, pet sitter pat, and pet or pests

I have a theory one of the baby clams was junior......

4 Trying to Get a Person Killed (Demolition Doofus)
5 Not Saving a Character in Danger (A Pal for Gary)
6 Saying It's Okay to be Dirty (The Battle of Bikini Bottom)

Season 5 isn't modern SpongeBob season 6 and up is because its at least at a radius of 6 years old - Goatworlds

7 Characters not getting Punished for the Bad Things they've Done (Most Episodes involving Spongebob and Patrick)
8 Extreme Greed (Most Episodes involving Mr. Krabs)
9 Characters getting Bad Luck for No Apparent Reason (Most Episodes involving Squidward)

This has happened the entire series, modern SpongeBob is still great. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

10 Paraphilia (To Love a Patty)

That's so disturbing

What does that mean?

The Contenders

11 Frightening Faces (Face Freeze, and What Ever Happened to Spongebob?)

Also happened in Patrick the Game.

SpongeBob also made a disturbing face in inSPONGEiac.

12 Squidward Commits Suicide Twice (Are You Happy Now?)

There was one scene where he looked like he was going to hang himself, but he was really putting up a bird cage

It's like a creep is saying the title of the episode.

13 Blood (Dying for Pie)

Again. This was the old Spongebob.

Squidward's heart squirt blood. Lovely.

14 Dirty References
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Top Remixes

1. Driving a Person to Suicide (One Coarse Meal)
2. Trying to Get a Person Killed (Demolition Doofus)
3. Animal Abuse (To Love a Patty)



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