Top Ten Reasons Why the Nintendo 64 Sucks

The Nintendo 64 Suxx! Don't hate me for it! I'm sorry I hate most N64 games!
The Top Ten
1 Terrible Graphics

No lie, I know that graphics hasn't aged well, but to be honest, the game system is 19 years old, it's obvious that it won't look the perfect 3D isometric graphics. It's also quite hilarious with the people who commented this "Very Very annoying fanbases" "Mario Kart 64 is super glitchy" I also would like to add that it's not 'idiotic' to like this system. As someone who grew up with the Nintendo 64, I still like for nostalgic purposes and to play the gems like Mario 64 and LoZ : Majora's Mask.

I like N64 more then Wii.

DEAL WITH IT!

It's your opinion and I respect it, but saying that the N64 sucks is like saying that the Beatles suck, because just like the Beatles influenced a lot of rock bands and musicians and pioneered music, the N64 changed gaming and helped become what it is today!

Are you serious? Most of these are terrible reasons other then you can't read the N64 but that means you're playing on a very tiny television

Not a valid enough reason, it was 1996. Of course the graphics weren't perfect.
Also: gameplay>graphics.

2 Terrible Games

Super Mario 64 and (especially) Ocarina of Time are horrible games. SM64 has awkward controls and too much annoying crap that was added in to make the game worse (like the penguin race and Hazy Maze Cave for example). OoT has a piss poor story, a useless overworld, mindless and repetitive combat, and tons of characters with the combined personality of the nearest rock. The Mario Party franchise was made purely to cause anger and should be discontinued by now. The Nintendo 64 just didn't have good games.

Super Mario 64, Super Smash Brothers, Mario Party 2, and James Bond 007 Goldeneye are the only good games for this system and Zelda Ocarina of Time, Mario Party 1, Mario Party 3, and Mario Kart 64 Sucks!

Terrible games like Superman 64 isn't enough to bring the whole console down. There are many great games, such as Siper Mario 64 and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of a Time.

That's your opinion... And technically this opinion has been proved wrong millions of times. SM65 And OFT are wonderful games in gaming and gaming history.

3 Terrible Controller

Something I can actually agree with. It seemed like it was for people with 3 hands.

It looks stupid the controler has 6 butons and 2 joysticks but the controler just looks stupid even Super Smash Bros. Sucks on Nintendo64

I really don't have a problem with the controller.

It is shaped that way to work on a variety of games

4 Stupid Fanbase

Yeah it's the obsession over Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Pokemon Snap.

True Everyone is like yo Mario Kart 64 is the best Mario Kar and the best racing game ever Mario Kart Wii sucks because Daisy Peach and the Babies are in it and they spoil thr game

Very Very annoying fanbases and it's the worst Fanbase ever! They like the N64 better than the GameCube, Wii, and Wii U! Why? That's so idiotic!

Like The Minecraft Fanbase

5 It's Too Glitchy

Uh NO that is a HUGE load of hype I've played this game for 10 YEARS and have NEVER had a glitch happen

Mario Kart 64 is super glitchy it makes it so hard to play!

Uh no it isn't. I bet you only played a bad game on there

6 Can't Always Read Games

I usually can fix this problem, but I have to blow into the cartridge and push into the console to get my copy of Mario Kart 64 to work.

You know right my Nintendo 64 can't always read my games. That is so irritating!

It happens most of the time so irritating!

Well, Boo Hoo For You

7 The Nintendo 64 has no games worth playing outside of "Mario 64", "Ocarina of Time/Majora's mask" or anything published by Rareware.

Donkey Kong 64, Mario Kart 64, Mario Party 1-3, Kirby 64, Goldeneye, Banjo Kazooie, Starfox 64, Super Smash Bros, Yoshi's Story, Doom 64, WWF No Mercy, I can go on

Again, your opinion that got proved wrong a million times.

That's most of the games on the console dude!

Kirby 64, Glover, Bomberman 64, and Mario Kart

8 They Aren't Still Releasing Games for the System

Dude this was released in 1996 why would they make games for it There to busy Making games for the switch geez

Do I even need to criticize this?

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