Top Ten Reasons Why the Nintendo 64 Sucks

The Nintendo 64 Suxx! Don't hate me for it! I'm sorry I hate most N64 games!

The Top Ten

1 Terrible Graphics

The graphics were actually great, even for today they're considered great.

Graphics don't make a good game

I'll hate on you all I like.

Compared to today, sure ok it sucks, but it was better than everything at that time

V 5 Comments
2 Terrible Games

Super Mario 64 and (especially) Ocarina of Time are horrible games. SM64 has awkward controls and too much annoying crap that was added in to make the game worse (like the penguin race and Hazy Maze Cave for example). OoT has a piss poor story, a useless overworld, mindless and repetitive combat, and tons of characters with the combined personality of the nearest rock. The Mario Party franchise was made purely to cause anger and should be discontinued by now. The Nintendo 64 just didn't have good games.

Hey, isn't Ocarina of Time the most critically acclaimed game of all time? - Nirocart

Mario Kart 64 is the best! YOU were just to impatient to learn how to drive - Katekat123

I can think of 30 great N64 games

V 7 Comments
3 Terrible Controller

It makes game stop difficult to control.

Something I can actually agree with. It seemed like it was for people with 3 hands. - shawnmccaul22

I really don't have a problem with the controller. - Pikachu7586

It is shaped that way to work on a variety of games

V 3 Comments
4 Stupid Fanbase

Yeah it's the obsession over Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Pokemon Snap.

Like The Minecraft Fanbase - VideoGamefan5

True Everyone is like yo Mario Kart 64 is the best Mario Kar and the best racing game ever Mario Kart Wii sucks because Daisy Peach and the Babies are in it and they spoil thr game

Very Very annoying fanbases and it's the worst Fanbase ever! They like the N64 better than the GameCube, Wii, and Wii U! Why? That's so idiotic!

5 It's Too Glitchy

Uh NO that is a HUGE load of hype I've played this game for 10 YEARS and have NEVER had a glitch happen - Katekat123

Mario Kart 64 is super glitchy it makes it so hard to play!

Yes, some N64 games are glitchy such as Superman 64, but not the CONSOLE ITSELF.

6 Can't Always Read Games

I usually can fix this problem, but I have to blow into the cartridge and push into the console to get my copy of Mario Kart 64 to work. - Pikachu7586

Well, Boo Hoo For You - VideoGamefan5

You know right my Nintendo 64 can't always read my games. That is so irritating!

Here's how to fix this:
1) insert cartridge
2) pull it out just a little bit but not all the way out.
Fixed my Starfox 64 and Goldeneye 007 cartridges. - Katekat123

V 1 Comment
7 The Nintendo 64 has no games worth playing outside of "Mario 64", "Ocarina of Time/Majora's mask" or anything published by Rareware.

Kirby 64, Glover, Bomberman 64, and Mario Kart - shawnmccaul22

How about Buck Bumble - shawnmccaul22

What about f zero x - Retroman64

8 They Aren't Still Releasing Games for the System
BAdd New Item