Top Ten Reasons Why Nintendo Sucks

The Top Ten

1 They intentionally create product scarcity

If You Are Looking For An Nes Classic You Won't Be Able To Find One Because Scalpers Buy Em Up And Resell Them On Ebay For Lots Of Money (The Nes Classic Is Worth 60$ Scalpers Resell Them For Up To 1000$) - christangrant

Its funny how this is one of my most liked comments and yet its back when I used to Capitalize Every Word - christangrant

Nintendo doesn't suck we wouldn't have the playstation and xbox without them

This is the only thing on this list that actually is a good reason to hate them and I added it - christangrant

They try very hard to get their products all over the world, iy's not their fault people love their console!

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2 The fanbase is annoying

If You Like Microsoft The Fans Will Attack You And Say That Nintendo Should By Rare Back Or Microsoft Shouldn't Have Bought Rare When They Don't Realize Microsoft Paid Nintendo For Complete Control Of Rare - christangrant

Call Of Duty And Minecraft Have Them Too - VideoGamefan5

Name one video game fanbase that isn't?

Nintendo fanboys sucking the spunk out of corporate

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3 You have to use a friend code to meet players online

Yeah Like In Xbox You Have To Pay To Play Online Like That's Better, (Sarcasm) - VideoGamefan5

It's a lot better than paying to be online!

People in my country barely play on Nintendo consoles but having to pay to play online sucks more. - Flamer310

Haha yes this is gay why couldn�'t they just subscribe to Zaylok instead

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4 Many of their games are rated E for everyone

Do ratings really matter? No what matters is that the game is playable and enjoyable.

This list is pretty ridiculous. The creator should go work for IGN - Mcgillacuddy

Yup. I figured this user was a troll. I don't have time for you. You're lucky I remixed your other list. - DCfnaf

If Nintendo has a lot of M Mature Games, no one like Nintendo. - MTSPixel

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5 Their Pokemon games have too much water

IGN, Get Off This Site - VideoGamefan5

7.8 out of 10.

Nice. - MTSPixel

Wow.

6 They haven't given Waluigi his own game yet

We gave yoshi a trucking puzzle game about cookies and we can't even give waluigi a tetris clone?

Yeah man why can't waluigi just be all the games

Nobody gives a damn about him.

Well his ones a fair point

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7 Their consoles have terrible outdated graphics

Graphics aren't the most important things about games, it's the gameplay. - Nirocart

Rather have lot's of fun with awesome gameplay and cartoony graphics than sit through boring cut scenes with no fundamental value whatsoever to the game's boring gameplay. - cjWriter1997

Gameplay is what matters most not graphics.

Nintendo sucks

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8 Many of their games are Mario-related

Um their are a few Pokemon and third party developer games but whatever.

Everything is repetitive

If you don't like Mario, you're out of luck.

Nintendo Games:
Zelda
Pokemon
Metroid
Super Smash Bros.
Splatoon
Conker's Bad Fur Day (Now belongs Microsoft)
Mother
Bayonetta
Star Fox
Banjo-Kazooie (Now belongs Microsoft)
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong Racing
And more...

Microsoft has envy for Rare developing games for Nintendo, so they buy Rare.
Also Nintendo have more games than Microsoft and Sony. - MTSPixel

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9 No Grand Theft Auto

So? Sony doesn't have any Super Smash Bros games but does that make them suck? No not really.

If you like Grand Theft Auto, then Nintendo is not for you.

Presumably they've never heard of Chinatown Wars then. - Mrveteran

Suck

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10 Many games require you to stand up and use a Wii remote instead of a regular controller

So you hate Nintendo for them actually using variety and trying something different? That's just plain pathetic.

So? At least we have some exercise instead of growing obese just sitting down. Don't be lazy.

They could at least let us play the old-fashioned way where you use a controller and sit down like you do now. If you have a wii, you have to stand up and use some remote, and it isn't as fun.

That is actually RARE with Nintendo. PS3 and Xbox tried to rip if off and Xbox was okay but it didn't work out well for the Playstation 3/Move - Kid_ethinederland

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The Newcomers

? Rest in peace virtual console.

I will always remember how close I was to legally owning Earthbound.

The Contenders

11 They have the worst exclusives

Yet Microsoft and Sony have better exclusives?

Not gonna lie though, Uncharted is pretty fun. - cjWriter1997

Metroid And GoldenEye 007 > Call Of Duty
Wii Sports > EA's Repetitive Rehashed Fifa And Madden
Super Mario Maker > Minecraft
Super Smash Bros > Overwatch
Earthbound > Undertale - VideoGamefan5

Do we really need 924385931284359925 Mario games for the Wii U?

Call of Duty > Mario Party
Madden NFL 17 > Mario Sports
Grand Theft Auto > Mario Kart
Mortal Kombat > Super Smash Bros

12 Their consoles are nowhere near as good as they once were

Though Nintendo consoles are still fun to play, there has been a massive decrease in the quality and longevity of their products. Just another example of a major company cutting corners to mass produce a product... Quality over quantity people!

Wrong, Even Though The Switch Looks Like Nintendo Trying Too Hard, Still Inaccurate - VideoGamefan5

Have you even played Super Mario Odyssey or Kirby Star Allies? - TheYoshiPyro64

I think the guy who made this it's a hardcore game, and hardcore game don't likes Nintendo's consoles and controllers. - MTSPixel

Nah. - Flamer310

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13 Nintendo can't just make good open world games!

Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 and Super Mario Odyssey are open world. Kinda. - Flamer310

Breath. Of. The. Wild.

Breath of the wild is your only example?

14 They haven't made a new game of one of their more obscure or lesser known IPs for a long time

Splatoon and ARMS

Yes it's clear they make new every time with best old games... nothing new heros or somewhat
like...

15 They discontinued the pixelmon mod for Minecraft

They didn't..

16 The Mario female characters in Mario Kart 8 are Peach clones, clones of male characters, or non-mario characters.

I had enough with this crappy "Yellow annoying irrelevant Peach" or "Space emo blue overrated Peach" - yunafreya648

Rosalina and Daisy should be replaced by better female characters that aren't peach clones

Rosalina more like blue peach nowadays - WendyIsQueen

17 Many of their games are Pokemon games

Do we really need a Pokemon Red, Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Sun, Pokemon Moon, Pokemon Diamond, Pokemon Pearl, Pokemon X, Pokemon Y, Pokemon Poop, Pokemon Pee, Pokemon Penis, Pokemon Anus, Pokemon Blood, Pokemon Gore, Pokemon Porn, Pokemon Porn 2, Pokemon Omega Porn, and a Pokemon Omega Porn X 2?

Do we really need Call of Perverts 1, Call of Perverts 2, Call of OH GOD THAT'S A TANK, Call of a dead franchise, Call of a dead cash cow and finally Call of a overrated mediocre videogame franchsie people stop caring about since 2009?

Do We Really need Call Of Duty Porn, Call Of duty Idiots, Call Of Duty Idiots II, Call Of Duty: Got Outsold By Battlefield, Call Of Duty 99%, Call Of Duty Idiot$, Call Of Duty: Noobs, Call Of duty: Possum, Call Of duty 64, Call Of Duty U, Call Of Duty: Over The Road Shooting? - VideoGamefan5

lol

18 They keep discontinuing everything (WiiConnect24 Wii and Wii U)

Use RiiConnect24 if you want WiiConnect24 back

19 The Nintendo Switch is too expensive

It doesn't worth it.

20 They make weaker consoles which holds back their amazing games

The reason for this is that they think of new, innovative consoles that are different to everything else at the cost of their console’s power. An Xbox and a PlayStation are basically the same console with controllers that have a slightly different controller.

Imagine how much better BOTW would look and run if the switch was more powerful.

Imagine how many new complex mechanics they could've added to AI, Environment, Bosses and Shrines, if the switch was more powerful.

Imagine how much larger the world could've been if the switch was more powerful.

21 Too many games

Nintendo is an old company (1881 I think) and started a video game business in 1978 with the Color Game T.V. and than born NES (With started supported Third Party Developers) and they First Party Games, and so Nintendo launch new consoles, new game are made.
Sony started video games in 1994, and Microsoft with Xbox (2001). - MTSPixel

1 first party game each month
that's too much too handle

How many? 9999999?

22 They don't offer refunds on any of your purchases.

I think that if someone buys a game and they don't like it they should have an option to refund the game. Yes if you buy a game on disk you'll probably have to sell it to some sucker on the street corner but I'm talking about the E-shop purchases...

Agree with this. - Flamer310

23 They have no Friday the 13th the game!!

Ohhh booo hoo, hating on a company because you favorite game is not on a Nintendo console

24 They hate YouTubers

They striked my video, it was a cover on one of their songs... like why?

25 They have fewer 3rd party games

Nintendo doent have games like assassins creed origins, Grand Theft Auto 5, watch dogs2 etc

They deleted most popular game on roblox for copyrighting
why can't roblox have pokemon games

26 Everything gets taken down by Nintendo

They take down anything related to their games. "Fans who make games because they love us and take inspiration from us? Who cares? As long as it has Nintendo in it, we'll shut it down immediately! " Or "Let's plays of our games? Nah, we'll strike that too." Nothing is safe from the Nintendo copyright hammer.

Ok, I'm a nintendo fan and I can agree with this - Tisme_draGON

27 They are selling cardboard for 80+ dollars

Sure it comes with a gimmick game but come on Nintendo!

so true

28 The 8gb Wii U Has Less Than 3gb of Usable Space
29 Can't log in into mynintendo

I can't do it because why PASSWORD and EMAIL ADDRESS incorrect! Because they hack my account so NINTENDO IS THE WORST COMPANY EVER!

30 Can't login anymore
31 They shut down a student's HD remake of Super Mario 64

What is wrong with them?! Sega would never do that. Unless it's a virus.

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