Top Ten Reasons Why Nintendo Sucks

The Top Ten

1 They intentionally create product scarcity

One thing wrong with all of the top eleven points on this list
1. Product scarcity- Games these days aren't exactly easy to make, it takes time
2. Annoying Fanbase- Not a problem with Nintendo
3. Friend Codes- Better than paying to play online
4. Bad Consoles- What other home consoles can you take on plane trips
5. E-rated games- That's why people like them, everything is colorful and kid-friendly
6. Too much water in Pokemon- Do I even need to criticize this?
7. No Waluigi games- If you don't like Nintendo games don't complain about the games they DON'T make
8. Bad graphics- Nobody cares about graphics, that's why SM64 is still such a popular game
9. Too many Mario games- Forget about Pokemon, Zelda, Metroid, Kirby, Splatoon, Star Fox, I could go on for a while
10. No Grand Theft Auto- Ever heard of copyright? It means that would be illegal for them to do that
11. Have to stand up to play- Um no you don't - TheInsomniac

If You Are Looking For An Nes Classic You Won't Be Able To Find One Because Scalpers Buy Em Up And Resell Them On Ebay For Lots Of Money (The Nes Classic Is Worth 60$ Scalpers Resell Them For Up To 1000$) - christangrant

Its funny how this is one of my most liked comments and yet its back when I used to Capitalize Every Word - christangrant

They use this fake scarcity to make them appear more popular then they really are! They use this fake scarcity to drive up prices they are also suspected of scalping their own goods to drive up sales numbers!
5 free first party games for the wii at only $400 or less back when the wii was sold out and when it the page on e-bay was expanded to 100 results per page there was about almost a 1000 pages, but you could not find a single console in stores, and the 5 free first party games? they were the only games selling at $60 when the lock out ended.. The 5 first party games were the hottest selling games for the system.. Nintendo are scam artists who have been rigging the market..

They try very hard to get their products all over the world, iy's not their fault people love their console!

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2 The fanbase is annoying

If You Like Microsoft The Fans Will Attack You And Say That Nintendo Should By Rare Back Or Microsoft Shouldn't Have Bought Rare When They Don't Realize Microsoft Paid Nintendo For Complete Control Of Rare - christangrant

Call Of Duty And Minecraft Have Them Too - VideoGamefan5

Name one video game fanbase that isn't?

Nintendo fanboys sucking the spunk out of corporate

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3 You have to use a friend code to meet players online

Yeah Like In Xbox You Have To Pay To Play Online Like That's Better, (Sarcasm) - VideoGamefan5

It's a lot better than paying to be online!

People in my country barely play on Nintendo consoles but having to pay to play online sucks more. - Flamer310

Haha yes this is gay why couldn�'t they just subscribe to Zaylok instead

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4 Their consoles are nowhere near as good as they once were

Though Nintendo consoles are still fun to play, there has been a massive decrease in the quality and longevity of their products. Just another example of a major company cutting corners to mass produce a product... Quality over quantity people!

Wrong, Even Though The Switch Looks Like Nintendo Trying Too Hard, Still Inaccurate - VideoGamefan5

Have you even played Super Mario Odyssey or Kirby Star Allies? - TheYoshiPyro64

I think the guy who made this it's a hardcore game, and hardcore game don't likes Nintendo's consoles and controllers. - MTSPixel

Be quiet Call of Duty fanboy.Rated M games are overrated plus if every game was rated M no one would like it.

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5 Many of their games are rated E for everyone

Do ratings really matter? No what matters is that the game is playable and enjoyable.

This list is pretty ridiculous. The creator should go work for IGN - Mcgillacuddy

Yup. I figured this user was a troll. I don't have time for you. You're lucky I remixed your other list. - DCfnaf

If Nintendo has a lot of M Mature Games, no one like Nintendo. - MTSPixel

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6 Their Pokemon games have too much water

IGN, Get Off This Site - VideoGamefan5

TOO MUCH WATER?! That's stupid! It's like saying this:
Minecraft: 7.8 too many cubes

Too much water

Nice. - MTSPixel

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7 Their consoles have terrible outdated graphics

Graphics aren't the most important things about games, it's the gameplay. - Nirocart

Rather have lot's of fun with awesome gameplay and cartoony graphics than sit through boring cut scenes with no fundamental value whatsoever to the game's boring gameplay. - cjWriter1997

Gameplay is what matters most not graphics.

A game can be good without good graphics, indie games. It’s 2018 and your console runs 720p, while the competition runs 4K. Get with the times Nintendo.

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8 They haven't given Waluigi his own game yet

We gave yoshi a trucking puzzle game about cookies and we can't even give waluigi a tetris clone?

Yeah man why can't waluigi just be all the games

Nobody gives a damn about him.

Well his ones a fair point

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9 Many of their games are Mario-related

Um their are a few Pokemon and third party developer games but whatever.

Everything is repetitive

If you don't like Mario, you're out of luck.

Nintendo Games:
Zelda
Pokemon
Metroid
Super Smash Bros.
Splatoon
Conker's Bad Fur Day (Now belongs Microsoft)
Mother
Bayonetta
Star Fox
Banjo-Kazooie (Now belongs Microsoft)
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong Racing
And more...

Microsoft has envy for Rare developing games for Nintendo, so they buy Rare.
Also Nintendo have more games than Microsoft and Sony. - MTSPixel

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10 No Grand Theft Auto

So? Sony doesn't have any Super Smash Bros games but does that make them suck? No not really.

If you like Grand Theft Auto, then Nintendo is not for you.

Presumably they've never heard of Chinatown Wars then. - Mrveteran

Suck

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The Newcomers

? They shut down important websites from where you could get roms and isos.
? Mario is being milked, while not inventing anything new since 1996

The Contenders

11 Many games require you to stand up and use a Wii remote instead of a regular controller

So you hate Nintendo for them actually using variety and trying something different? That's just plain pathetic.

So? At least we have some exercise instead of growing obese just sitting down. Don't be lazy.

They could at least let us play the old-fashioned way where you use a controller and sit down like you do now. If you have a wii, you have to stand up and use some remote, and it isn't as fun.

That is actually RARE with Nintendo. PS3 and Xbox tried to rip if off and Xbox was okay but it didn't work out well for the Playstation 3/Move - Kid_ethinederland

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12 They have the worst exclusives

Yet Microsoft and Sony have better exclusives?

Not gonna lie though, Uncharted is pretty fun. - cjWriter1997

Metroid And GoldenEye 007 > Call Of Duty
Wii Sports > EA's Repetitive Rehashed Fifa And Madden
Super Mario Maker > Minecraft
Super Smash Bros > Overwatch
Earthbound > Undertale - VideoGamefan5

Do we really need 924385931284359925 Mario games for the Wii U?

Call of Duty > Mario Party
Madden NFL 17 > Mario Sports
Grand Theft Auto > Mario Kart
Mortal Kombat > Super Smash Bros

13 They haven't made a new game of one of their more obscure or lesser known IPs for a long time

Splatoon and ARMS

Yes it's clear they make new every time with best old games... nothing new heros or somewhat
like...

14 Nintendo can't just make good open world games!

Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 and Super Mario Odyssey are open world. Kinda. - Flamer310

Breath of the wild is your only example?

Breath. Of. The. Wild.

15 Everything gets taken down by Nintendo

They take down anything related to their games. "Fans who make games because they love us and take inspiration from us? Who cares? As long as it has Nintendo in it, we'll shut it down immediately! " Or "Let's plays of our games? Nah, we'll strike that too." Nothing is safe from the Nintendo copyright hammer.

This is the only good reason to dislike Nintendo. - 50

Ok, I'm a nintendo fan and I can agree with this - Tisme_draGON

16 They discontinued the pixelmon mod for Minecraft

They didn't..

17 The Mario female characters in Mario Kart 8 are Peach clones, clones of male characters, or non-mario characters.

I had enough with this crappy "Yellow annoying irrelevant Peach" or "Space emo blue overrated Peach" - yunafreya648

Rosalina and Daisy should be replaced by better female characters that aren't peach clones

Rosalina more like blue peach nowadays - WendyIsQueen

18 The Nintendo Switch is too expensive

It doesn't worth it.

What about the Xbox one x? $500!

Its new - HiN

19 Many of their games are Pokemon games

Do we really need a Pokemon Red, Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Sun, Pokemon Moon, Pokemon Diamond, Pokemon Pearl, Pokemon X, Pokemon Y, Pokemon Poop, Pokemon Pee, Pokemon Penis, Pokemon Anus, Pokemon Blood, Pokemon Gore, Pokemon Porn, Pokemon Porn 2, Pokemon Omega Porn, and a Pokemon Omega Porn X 2?

Do we really need Call of Perverts 1, Call of Perverts 2, Call of OH GOD THAT'S A TANK, Call of a dead franchise, Call of a dead cash cow and finally Call of a overrated mediocre videogame franchsie people stop caring about since 2009?

Do We Really need Call Of Duty Porn, Call Of duty Idiots, Call Of Duty Idiots II, Call Of Duty: Got Outsold By Battlefield, Call Of Duty 99%, Call Of Duty Idiot$, Call Of Duty: Noobs, Call Of duty: Possum, Call Of duty 64, Call Of Duty U, Call Of Duty: Over The Road Shooting? - VideoGamefan5

lol

20 They keep discontinuing everything (WiiConnect24 Wii and Wii U)

Use RiiConnect24 if you want WiiConnect24 back

21 They are selling cardboard for 80+ dollars

Sure it comes with a gimmick game but come on Nintendo!

so true

22 Rest in peace virtual console.

I will always remember how close I was to legally owning Earthbound.

Probably only one of a tiny amount of reasons Nintendo is bad. - Ender_

23 They make weaker consoles which holds back their amazing games

The reason for this is that they think of new, innovative consoles that are different to everything else at the cost of their console’s power. An Xbox and a PlayStation are basically the same console with controllers that have a slightly different controller.

Imagine how much better BOTW would look and run if the switch was more powerful.

Imagine how many new complex mechanics they could've added to AI, Environment, Bosses and Shrines, if the switch was more powerful.

Imagine how much larger the world could've been if the switch was more powerful.

24 They have no Friday the 13th the game!!

Actually, they do for the NES, but was published by LJN - Gehenna

Ohhh booo hoo, hating on a company because you favorite game is not on a Nintendo console

25 Too many games

Nintendo is an old company (1881 I think) and started a video game business in 1978 with the Color Game T.V. and than born NES (With started supported Third Party Developers) and they First Party Games, and so Nintendo launch new consoles, new game are made.
Sony started video games in 1994, and Microsoft with Xbox (2001). - MTSPixel

1 first party game each month
that's too much too handle

How many? 9999999?

26 They don't offer refunds on any of your purchases.

I think that if someone buys a game and they don't like it they should have an option to refund the game. Yes if you buy a game on disk you'll probably have to sell it to some sucker on the street corner but I'm talking about the E-shop purchases...

Agree with this. - Flamer310

27 Can't login anymore

Its your own fault if you forgot your password, not the company. - HiN

28 They hate YouTubers

They striked my video, it was a cover on one of their songs... like why?

29 They have fewer 3rd party games

Nintendo doent have games like assassins creed origins, Grand Theft Auto 5, watch dogs2 etc

They deleted most popular game on roblox for copyrighting
why can't roblox have pokemon games

30 Everything is too expensive
31 The games are too expensive

Super Mario Odyssey costs $140 where I live. What the hell?

They're almost twice the price of most PS4/XBONE games. - Tectal

32 The 8gb Wii U Has Less Than 3gb of Usable Space
33 Can't log in into mynintendo

I can't do it because why PASSWORD and EMAIL ADDRESS incorrect! Because they hack my account so NINTENDO IS THE WORST COMPANY EVER!

34 They shut down a student's HD remake of Super Mario 64

What is wrong with them?! Sega would never do that. Unless it's a virus.

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