Top Ten Reasons Why Nintendo Sucks

The Top Ten
1 They intentionally create product scarcity

One thing wrong with all of the top eleven points on this list
1. Product scarcity- Games these days aren't exactly easy to make, it takes time
2. Annoying Fanbase- Not a problem with Nintendo
3. Friend Codes- Better than paying to play online
4. Bad Consoles- What other home consoles can you take on plane trips
5. E-rated games- That's why people like them, everything is colorful and kid-friendly
6. Too much water in Pokemon- Do I even need to criticize this?
7. No Waluigi games- If you don't like Nintendo games don't complain about the games they DON'T make
8. Bad graphics- Nobody cares about graphics, that's why SM64 is still such a popular game
9. Too many Mario games- Forget about Pokemon, Zelda, Metroid, Kirby, Splatoon, Star Fox, I could go on for a while
10. No Grand Theft Auto- Ever heard of copyright? It means that would be illegal for them to do that
11. Have to stand up to play- Um no you don't

They use this fake scarcity to make them appear more popular then they really are! They use this fake scarcity to drive up prices they are also suspected of scalping their own goods to drive up sales numbers!
5 free first party games for the wii at only $400 or less back when the wii was sold out and when it the page on e-bay was expanded to 100 results per page there was about almost a 1000 pages, but you could not find a single console in stores, and the 5 free first party games? they were the only games selling at $60 when the lock out ended.. The 5 first party games were the hottest selling games for the system.. Nintendo are scam artists who have been rigging the market..

If You Are Looking For An Nes Classic You Won't Be Able To Find One Because Scalpers Buy Em Up And Resell Them On Ebay For Lots Of Money (The Nes Classic Is Worth 60$ Scalpers Resell Them For Up To 1000$)

They deleted all pokemon game that isn't in nintendo including the roblox ones

#BOYCOTT NINTENDO

2 The fanbase is annoying

If You Like Microsoft The Fans Will Attack You And Say That Nintendo Should By Rare Back Or Microsoft Shouldn't Have Bought Rare When They Don't Realize Microsoft Paid Nintendo For Complete Control Of Rare

I find the fan base much more welcoming and most of the guys are pretty chill. sure there are some fans who hate anything not Nintendo but every fan base has that. and I have never been insulted, cussed out, scremed at, or met any annoying brats on Nintendo.

This fanbase sucks it is one of The worst fanbases ever I like the games and the company but man I really do hate the fanbase the fanbase is cancer.

3 Their consoles are nowhere near as good as they once were

Though Nintendo consoles are still fun to play, there has been a massive decrease in the quality and longevity of their products. Just another example of a major company cutting corners to mass produce a product... Quality over quantity people!

I think the guy who made this it's a hardcore game, and hardcore game don't likes Nintendo's consoles and controllers.

Wrong, Even Though The Switch Looks Like Nintendo Trying Too Hard, Still Inaccurate

Nintendo's newer consoles are not as good as the old ones. The last great console was the n64.

4 You have to use a friend code to meet players online

People in my country barely play on Nintendo consoles but having to pay to play online sucks more.

Yeah Like In Xbox You Have To Pay To Play Online Like That's Better, (Sarcasm)

Haha yes this is gay why couldn't they just subscribe to Zaylok instead

It's a lot better than paying to be online!

5 Many of their games are rated E for everyone

So what?! E means for everyone! Everyone can enjoy Mario, Zelda, Kirby etc. The Internet is like: '' Mario Odyssey has no blood! It's terrible '' Come on! Blood doesnt make a game!!

Splatoon and Zelda are for kids, but there more popular with adults and teens. And have you seen the Metroid series? Does that scream kid friendly to you? (No) Pokemon and Mario are pretty kidish though. But you must remember, E stands for Everyone, not kids. Simply put, most Nintendo games are for everyone.

Really guys? All MCS did was say he dislikes Nintendo, and you label him as a troll. And as for VGF5, that isn't a valid excuse. Just because you're not talking about Rotten Tomatoes, it doesn't mean you aren't being butthurt right now over MCS not liking Nintendo. - NikBrusk

6 Their Pokemon games have too much water

TOO MUCH WATER?! That's stupid! It's like saying this:
Minecraft: 7.8 too many cubes

Seriously. All because of a IGN review. Wow. You're kidding.

Too much water

Excuse me what

7 They haven't given Waluigi his own game yet

Unless you want a Waluigi Tennis or Wario Bros. game, I still don't know what the chances of Waluigi getting his own game are, but won't be surprised if he did.

One of the few things Nintendo is actually doing right. Can we please stop with this dead meme. You all know Waluigi is a terrible character. Stop it.

So what?! Waluigi this, Waluigi that, just shut up! We don't need a Waluigi game. He's just another character.

We gave yoshi a trucking puzzle game about cookies and we can't even give waluigi a tetris clone?

8 Their consoles have terrible outdated graphics

Graphics aren't the most important things about games, it's the gameplay.

Who cares abut graphics? It just matters that the games are fun!

But the gameplay of many games are great on the other hand.

9 Everything gets taken down by Nintendo

This is the only good reason. There is a tweet by a Twitter account pretending to be Nintendo with them posting a photo of Mario flipping the viewer off. I'd legitimately think that the actual Nintendo account posted that. They should put a huge billboard around all of their HQ buildings that in huge bold letters says: "WE HATE OUR FANS WITH A BURNING PASSION."

They take down anything related to their games. "Fans who make games because they love us and take inspiration from us? Who cares? As long as it has Nintendo in it, we'll shut it down immediately! " Or "Let's plays of our games? Nah, we'll strike that too." Nothing is safe from the Nintendo copyright hammer.

Very agreeable. I swear I can imagine them saying this to all the fangames "Awww, did you just spend 3 years of your life making a game because you love our games so much? We don't care why you did it or how long it took, it has us in it, so take it down or your getting sued."

This is the only thing I really hate about Nintendo. They absolutely despise fan games and will do everything to take them down, unlike SEGA who are the COMPLETE OPPOSITE, even hiring a fangame creator (Christian Whitehead).

10 Many of their games are Mario-related

Luckily, Mario is my favourite game and I would not be bored since there are over 200 original Mario games and that includes spinoffs that do not feature him but another Mario character instead like Wario and Donkey Kong. I have only played around 25 to 30 Mario games.

Um their are a few Pokemon and third party developer games but whatever.

Everything is repetitive

If you don't like Mario, you're out of luck.

The Contenders
11 No Grand Theft Auto

So? Sony doesn't have any Super Smash Bros games but does that make them suck? No not really.

If you like Grand Theft Auto, then Nintendo is not for you.

There's no point of Nintendo making Grand Theft Auto games.

Presumably they've never heard of Chinatown Wars then.

12 Many games require you to stand up and use a Wii remote instead of a regular controller

Wii Sports and Just Dance are the only 2 I can think of.

And exercising while playing isn't a bad idea! Get off your fat ass!

So you hate Nintendo for them actually using variety and trying something different? That's just plain pathetic.

Stop being so lazy! Play Wii Fit or just do something active! Well for at least 30 minutes a day! That reduces the risk of getting overweight or obese!

So? At least we have some exercise instead of growing obese just sitting down. Don't be lazy.

13 They have the worst exclusives

Games that you can’t play on Nintendo such as Halo, Red Dead, Sea of Thieves and GTA are much better then the stupid Nintendo exclusives. Their games have no story and their characters are extremely shallow. Every one of the Mario games has no plot. Literally there’s just a random plumber and a princess, and for no reason whatsoever a fire breathing lizard kidnaps her and the plumber saves her. Same damn thing every time but no story

Halo > Metroid
Red Dead Redemption and Grand Theft Auto > Legend of Zelda

This was wrote by a 5 year old, raging Call of Duty fanboy.

Yet Microsoft and Sony have better exclusives?

14 They keep discontinuing everything (WiiConnect24 Wii and Wii U)

Wii, Wii Shop Channel, DSi shop, Miiverse, Wii U...I could go on.

Probably because many switched to newer consoles.

15 They haven't made a new game of one of their more obscure or lesser known IPs for a long time
16 They shut down important websites from where you could get roms and isos.

As with other forms of art, videogames should be preserved for the future generations!

17 The Mario female characters in Mario Kart 8 are Peach clones, clones of male characters, or non-mario characters.

I had enough with this crappy "Yellow annoying irrelevant Peach" or "Space emo blue overrated Peach"

Rosalina and Daisy should be replaced by better female characters that aren't peach clones

What about koopa troopa, shy guy, bowser's kids, or yoshi?

What about Female Villager?! She's adorable!

18 They discontinued the pixelmon mod for Minecraft

I was literally very good at that mod, only to find that Nintendo shut it down.

And why did you get a third party game

Who cares, Minecraft sucks

19 Nintendo can't just make good open world games!

Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 and Super Mario Odyssey are open world. Kinda.

Breath of the wild is your only example?

Breath. Of. The. Wild.

Of course they did!

20 The Nintendo Switch is too expensive

The console itself is not that expensive, but the accessories are too expensive. I can buy a Dualshock PS4 controller for the price of ONE Joy-Con.

It's a handheld/home console.

What about the Xbox one x? $500!

It doesn't worth it.

21 They are selling cardboard for 80+ dollars

Sure it comes with a gimmick game but come on Nintendo!

By the way the price should be lower, why over 80 dollars?

22 Their games are too easy now

How does that make them bad? It just matters that the games are fun, not challenging.

People are like: That game is to easy! Hard is better!
Then when its a hard game: Oh I hate that game! It's too hard!

23 Bad online multiplayer

They suck with multiplayer. Most popular games are online multiplayer but Nintendo is just too stupid to do it right.

Nintendo be like: what are dedicated servers? and now we have to pay for peer to peer connection. Absurd!

Mario kart is the only Nintendo game that has good online in my opinion

R.I.P free Nintendo online (the only place where free online was)

24 Many of their games are Pokemon games

Do we really need a Pokemon Red, Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Sun, Pokemon Moon, Pokemon Diamond, Pokemon Pearl, Pokemon X, Pokemon Y, Pokemon Poop, Pokemon Pee, Pokemon Penis, Pokemon Anus, Pokemon Blood, Pokemon Gore, Pokemon Porn, Pokemon Porn 2, Pokemon Omega Porn, and a Pokemon Omega Porn X 2?

Do we really need Call of Perverts 1, Call of Perverts 2, Call of OH GOD THAT'S A TANK, Call of a dead franchise, Call of a dead cash cow and finally Call of a overrated mediocre videogame franchsie people stop caring about since 2009?

So? It's a popular franchise.

25 Too many games

Nintendo is an old company (1881 I think) and started a video game business in 1978 with the Color Game T.V. and than born NES (With started supported Third Party Developers) and they First Party Games, and so Nintendo launch new consoles, new game are made.
Sony started video games in 1994, and Microsoft with Xbox (2001).

That's a horrible reason. If it were thru, then pretty much every successful company would be bad, including Sony and Microsoft.

By that logic, Sega, sony, and Microsoft also suck because they also have "too many games..."

That's a terrible reason

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