Top Ten Reasons Why Nintendo Sucks
The Top Ten
They like to Threaten people and take all of there money if they can.
One thing wrong with all of the top eleven points on this list
1. Product scarcity- Games these days aren't exactly easy to make, it takes time
2. Annoying Fanbase- Not a problem with Nintendo
3. Friend Codes- Better than paying to play online
4. Bad Consoles- What other home consoles can you take on plane trips
5. E-rated games- That's why people like them, everything is colorful and kid-friendly
6. Too much water in Pokemon- Do I even need to criticize this?
7. No Waluigi games- If you don't like Nintendo games don't complain about the games they DON'T make
8. Bad graphics- Nobody cares about graphics, that's why SM64 is still such a popular game
9. Too many Mario games- Forget about Pokemon, Zelda, Metroid, Kirby, Splatoon, Star Fox, I could go on for a while
10. No Grand Theft Auto- Ever heard of copyright? It means that would be illegal for them to do that
11. Have to stand up to play- Um no you don't - TheInsomniac
2. Annoying Fanbase- Not a problem with Nintendo
Seriously?! Nintendo fans are the most annoying, pretentious and obnoxious Fanbase I have ever seen. They worship this company and if someone criticizes any of their favorites Nintendo games, they get so defensive and start hammering you with a bunch "facts" and insults. The worst thing is, they think the only game developers to make good games are Nintendo (and sometimes if you're lucky, Capcom, Kojima, etc) and they completely crap all over other companies. They can't admit the many flaws in Nintendo's games. - RogerMcBaloney
If You Are Looking For An Nes Classic You Won't Be Able To Find One Because Scalpers Buy Em Up And Resell Them On Ebay For Lots Of Money (The Nes Classic Is Worth 60$ Scalpers Resell Them For Up To 1000$) - christangrant
Its funny how this is one of my most liked comments and yet its back when I used to Capitalize Every Word - christangrant
The whole scarcity thing is actually a genius move on Nintendo’s part15 Comments
True Nintendo Fanboys are annoying but some of them are. Some of them actually admit that there are problems with Nintendo games
Guys its not a bad fanbase
Oh it is trust me! I've seen it first hand! You can't say anything bad about Nintendo or the smallest little criticism with them. Nintendo made them into zombies. - RogerMcBaloney
This fanbase sucks it is one of The worst fanbases ever I like the games and the company but man I really do hate the fanbase the fanbase is cancer.
Every fanbase is annoying - GleamingShadow18 Comments
Yeah, this does suck - B1ueNew
Yeah Like In Xbox You Have To Pay To Play Online Like That's Better, (Sarcasm) - VideoGamefan5
You have to pay online in nintendo switch too though! And most Nintendo games online suck because of their extinct online - B1ueNew
PC master race is much more better than nintendog
It's a lot better than paying to be online!3 Comments
UH... the nintendo switch is really good!
Though Nintendo consoles are still fun to play, there has been a massive decrease in the quality and longevity of their products. Just another example of a major company cutting corners to mass produce a product... Quality over quantity people!
Wrong, Even Though The Switch Looks Like Nintendo Trying Too Hard, Still Inaccurate - VideoGamefan5
Have you even played Super Mario Odyssey or Kirby Star Allies?
I think the guy who made this it's a hardcore game, and hardcore game don't likes Nintendo's consoles and controllers. - MTSPixel6 Comments
Zelda: Twilight Princess and Breath Of The Wild are rated T for teen, though.
They want to appeal to all ages and allow everyone to play while still making good games - GleamingShadow
So? It is supposed to appeal to all ages! - Katildalover93
Splatoon and Zelda are for kids, but there more popular with adults and teens. And have you seen the Metroid series? Does that scream kid friendly to you? (No) Pokemon and Mario are pretty kidish though. But you must remember, E stands for Everyone, not kids. Simply put, most Nintendo games are for everyone.19 Comments
Seriously. All because of a IGN review. Wow. You're kidding. - Katildalover93
Excuse me what
Like there is already 2×1023 molecules of water in a teaspoon. Even the spoonful of water is too much water. come on
TOO MUCH WATER?! That's stupid! It's like saying this:
Minecraft: 7.8 too many cubes
Waluigi is stupid so what - CrypticMemory
One of the few things Nintendo is actually doing right. Can we please stop with this dead meme. You all know Waluigi is a terrible character. Stop it. - RobertWisdom
The only section on this list that I agree with.
Waluigi's taco stand - GleamingShadow11 Comments
I'm a complete Nintendo fan, and this is a really accurate issue with Nintendo.
This is the only thing I really hate about Nintendo. They absolutely despise fan games and will do everything to take them down, unlike SEGA who are the COMPLETE OPPOSITE, even hiring a fangame creator (Christian Whitehead).
Agreed, other problems with Nintendo aren't as bad as this one, should be higher.
That is the whole reason why I hate them.8 Comments
They're not terrible per se, but they are behind compared to Microsoft and Sony. - TheGamingGuy
No, the graphics are good your thinking design - GleamingShadow
Nope that's wrong - GleamingShadow
Dude. Minecraft has bad graphics and it’s still a good game.11 Comments
Zelda, splatoon, pokemon, arms, metroid, starfox, super smash bros, wii sports, tomadiachi life, miitopia, punch-out, animal crossing, kirby - GleamingShadow
Um their are a few Pokemon and third party developer games but whatever.
Everything is repetitive
If you don't like Mario, you're out of luck.3 Comments
There's no point of Nintendo making Grand Theft Auto games. - DumbFriesNub
So what? Grand Theft Auto sucks. - TheDelBel
So what? - Katildalover93
So? Sony doesn't have any Super Smash Bros games but does that make them suck? No not really.6 Comments
Stop being so lazy! Play Wii Fit or just do something active! Well for at least 30 minutes a day! That reduces the risk of getting overweight or obese! - Katildalover93
That adds to the realizm of the game - GleamingShadow
I am a nintendo fan and I say skyward sword sucks because said reason
So you hate Nintendo for them actually using variety and trying something different? That's just plain pathetic.5 Comments
Halo > Metroid
Red Dead Redemption and Grand Theft Auto > Legend of Zelda
This was wrote by a 5 year old, raging Call of Duty fanboy.
Yet Microsoft and Sony have better exclusives?
Metroid And GoldenEye 007 > Call Of Duty
Wii Sports > EA's Repetitive Rehashed Fifa And Madden
Super Mario Maker > Minecraft
Super Smash Bros > Overwatch
Earthbound > Undertale - VideoGamefan5
While that might be true, literally none of those games that are "worse" than Nintendo's games are exclusives - Drawbox1 Comment
Wii, Wii Shop Channel, DSi shop, Miiverse, Wii U...I could go on. - Katildalover93
Use RiiConnect24 if you want WiiConnect24 back
Good idea! I have actually heard about this before and wonder if it would actually work. - Katildalover93
Splatoon and ARMS
Yes it's clear they make new every time with best old games... nothing new heros or somewhat
And why did you get a third party game - GleamingShadow
I was literally very good at that mod, only to find that Nintendo shut it down.
Who cares, Minecraft sucks - B1ueNew
Of course they did! - Katildalover93
Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 and Super Mario Odyssey are open world. Kinda. - Flamer310
Breath. Of. The. Wild.
Breath of the wild is your only example?
As with other forms of art, videogames should be preserved for the future generations!
*cough* Pink Gold Peach *cough* - Katildalover93
What about koopa troopa, shy guy, bowser's kids, or yoshi? - GleamingShadow
What about Female Villager?! She's adorable!
I had enough with this crappy "Yellow annoying irrelevant Peach" or "Space emo blue overrated Peach" - yunafreya6482 Comments
The console itself is not that expensive, but the accessories are too expensive. I can buy a Dualshock PS4 controller for the price of ONE Joy-Con. - TheGamingGuy
Says the guy who bought a $1000 cellphone
What about the Xbox one x? $500!
Its new - HiN1 Comment
By the way the price should be lower, why over 80 dollars? - Katildalover93
Cardboard? You mean Nintendo Labo? - Katildalover93
Sure it comes with a gimmick game but come on Nintendo!
How does that make them bad? It just matters that the games are fun, not challenging.
Nintendo: What are dedicated servers?
Me: WhAt ArE dEdIcAtEd SeRvErS?! - TheAwesomeBowser
Nintendo be like: what are dedicated servers? and now we have to pay for peer to peer connection. Absurd!
R.I.P free Nintendo online (the only place where free online was)
Mario kart is the only Nintendo game that has good online in my opinion - B1ueNew
So? It's a popular franchise. - Katildalover93
Do we really need Call of Perverts 1, Call of Perverts 2, Call of OH GOD THAT'S A TANK, Call of a dead franchise, Call of a dead cash cow and finally Call of a overrated mediocre videogame franchsie people stop caring about since 2009?
Do we really need a Pokemon Red, Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Sun, Pokemon Moon, Pokemon Diamond, Pokemon Pearl, Pokemon X, Pokemon Y, Pokemon Poop, Pokemon Pee, Pokemon Penis, Pokemon Anus, Pokemon Blood, Pokemon Gore, Pokemon Porn, Pokemon Porn 2, Pokemon Omega Porn, and a Pokemon Omega Porn X 2?
Do We Really need Call Of Duty Porn, Call Of duty Idiots, Call Of Duty Idiots II, Call Of Duty: Got Outsold By Battlefield, Call Of Duty 99%, Call Of Duty Idiot$, Call Of Duty: Noobs, Call Of duty: Possum, Call Of duty 64, Call Of Duty U, Call Of Duty: Over The Road Shooting? - VideoGamefan5
That's a horrible reason. If it were thru, then pretty much every successful company would be bad, including Sony and Microsoft.
That's a terrible reason - GleamingShadow
How is this a reason - Katildalover93
Nintendo is an old company (1881 I think) and started a video game business in 1978 with the Color Game T.V. and than born NES (With started supported Third Party Developers) and they First Party Games, and so Nintendo launch new consoles, new game are made.
Sony started video games in 1994, and Microsoft with Xbox (2001). - MTSPixel
But I thaught it sucked - GleamingShadow
RIP Wii Shop Channel
2006~2019 - Katildalover93
Probably only one of a tiny amount of reasons Nintendo is bad. - Ender_
I will always remember how close I was to legally owning Earthbound.
That's a lie - GleamingShadow
The reason for this is that they think of new, innovative consoles that are different to everything else at the cost of their console’s power. An Xbox and a PlayStation are basically the same console with controllers that have a slightly different controller.
Imagine how much better BOTW would look and run if the switch was more powerful.
Imagine how many new complex mechanics they could've added to AI, Environment, Bosses and Shrines, if the switch was more powerful.
Imagine how much larger the world could've been if the switch was more powerful.
So what? - Katildalover93
Actually, they do for the NES, but was published by LJN - Gehenna
Ohhh booo hoo, hating on a company because you favorite game is not on a Nintendo console
It is your own fault that you forgotten the password or something. You should write your info down. If you got your info correct, try contacting the support. - Katildalover93
Lmao that's your fault, not Nintendo's. - TheGamingGuy
What the heck dude? - GleamingShadow
I can't do it because why PASSWORD and EMAIL ADDRESS incorrect! Because they hack my account so NINTENDO IS THE WORST COMPANY EVER!
Keep note of your passwords on your phone or something so you won't forget. - Katildalover93
Its your own fault if you forgot your password, not the company. - HiN
I think that if someone buys a game and they don't like it they should have an option to refund the game. Yes if you buy a game on disk you'll probably have to sell it to some sucker on the street corner but I'm talking about the E-shop purchases...
Agree with this. - Flamer310
Yup.. - Katildalover93
They striked my video, it was a cover on one of their songs... like why?
Super Mario Odyssey costs $140 where I live. What the hell?
They're almost twice the price of most PS4/XBONE games. - Tectal
Waluigi is trash anyways. - TheGamingGuy
He is in smash he is an assist trophy - GleamingShadow
WAH - GleamingShadow
I recommend the 32 GB Deluxe Set. - Katildalover93
That is pretty much the sole reason why the Wii U failed. - TheGamingGuy
Why would you buy a Nintendo to play a 3rd party game?
especially when you already have an xbox or playstation? - GleamingShadow
Nintendo doent have games like assassins creed origins, Grand Theft Auto 5, watch dogs2 etc
They deleted most popular game on roblox for copyrighting
why can't roblox have pokemon games
Yeah true, but I think Nintendo was in the minority in my opinion. Sega is the one who owns Sonic. - Katildalover93
SONIC IS MADE BY SEGA - GleamingShadow
Seriously, Nintendo is like Trying to Destroy SEGA. Nintendo is Cruel, Real Cruel. So I call Nintendo as: "The Despicable Video Game Tyrant". Guess I'll stick to PC Gaming. - WilsonAsmara
What is wrong with them?! Sega would never do that. Unless it's a virus.
Each mario game has a little twist - GleamingShadow
Uhh, what about Mario Galaxy 2? - B1ueNew
Once again, who cares about the quality? Care about the fun you have! - Katildalover93
so? - GleamingShadow
Sure, the switch's online is crap. But it's only $20 lol. - TheGamingGuy
You also have to pay for Xbox live
IT'S HOW THEY MAKE MONEY - GleamingShadow
Yes. 20 USD a year. - Katildalover93
Who is Peachette? - TheGamingGuy
Peach is already a girl - GleamingShadow
Don't know what you are describing, but I think you're talking about the Wii U Gamepad. The size is actually decent. - Katildalover93
You can get a Xbox one a for the same price.
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2. The fanbase is annoying
3. You have to use a friend code to meet players online