Top Ten Reasons Why Nobody But PositronWildhawk Can Touch PositronWildhawk's Bacon Sandwich

And you know what wacky things I can sue someone for, like touching my bacon sandwich.

A short guy in a pumpkin mask and dreadlocks with the name Slim Ross has already taken the sandwich and teleportong to Australia. Whacha gonna do?

Well Pos, as we all know, I live the thug life. And so I'm here to loiter and touch your sandwich.

This list is hilarious. Adding this to my favorites.

If I can't eat that bacon sandwich before you, I may have to eat you.

I'm well known because I drilled through someone's brain like a maniac when I ate your bacon sandwich.

Well good luck being the king of the jungle then

Another thing we have in common then!

Life without bacon is simply incomplete.

One of the main reasons why I ate it

I love bacon! Allow me to take it.

Me too. I'll steal his bacon. - Joshtition 24

Had to top it with exactly the right amount of onion and olives, in a ten-fold rotationally symmetric pattern, and finally ensure that its internal surface area is exactly the same as that of the average oak tree.

I hope you added onions and mushrooms (fried in butter and maple syrup), honey mustard, mayo, and swiss cheese.

I spent hours planning to steal your bacon sandwich. And yes, I came up with a perfect plan.

Oh I'm sorry I just ate your bacon sandwich, and it didn't taste that good.

All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!

Then I'll throw away the napkin!

I ate the napkin too

No,i grow it

If all the bacon in the world were to suddenly disappear, tell me, what would take its place in your life?

Cheese then. If not bacon then cheese.

Theirs my MLG sour gummy worms that nobody can have exept me

Yeah there is, there's nutella sammich (for vege's like me)

If I lose this bacon sandwich, what chances are there of me finding one exactly like it?

Then go steal bacon from somebody! That's what I do!

So I ate it

How much do you think it costs to customise to perfection?

It was ten pounds of deliciousness... All the layers of thick, juicy bacon placed perfectly in between two warm pretzel buns... All I have to say is, MAKE ANOTHER SANDWICH, POSITRONWILDHAWK!

I hope you have enough money...because your getting another

I doubt it even cost a pound, you liar.

Were you ever in doubt, folks?

I want postin wild hawk sandwich now

Like the song says I'm a crazy weirdo!

Oh yeah? I'm more than crazy.