Reasons Why Nobody Should Listen to Metallica

The Top Ten

1 They are satanic

Satanic? Are you stupid or are you missing a brain?

2 They call Christianity bad

This song is about James Hetfield's mother who refuse to take cancer treatment because of her Christian Science believe.

They do in "The God that Failed"

3 They make terrible songs

4 Kirk Hammett uses a Wah pedal

5 There are many Christian bands that sound better than Metallica

6 Metallica sings about bad stuff

At least they don't sing about the boring topics that today's pop stars sing about.

7 James Hetfield swears in a lot of their songs

There is nothing wrong with swearing. If you don't like it, then turn it off you jackass

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