Top Ten Reasons Not to Annoy Your Girlfriend

The Top Ten

1 The universe will end

2 You will have to spend some money on your coffin

3 Your face will be more red than your first blush

4 It will be followed with a 3 Hr lecture on how to take care of your girlfriend and 12 Hrs of shoe shopping

5 Social media wars

6 Your kitchen knives will be used.

7 She will run after you......with a pitchfork

8 Your credit card is sure to be fully used up to please your mate

9 A slap across your face

10 A kick in the.......

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