Top 10 Reasons Why Paella is a Better Waifu Than Both Wario and Lana Loud

The Top Ten

1 Paella is tastier

2 Paella actually exists

Paella is not fictional

Your waifu is a food.

3 There is more than one paella

There are lots of paellas, yet there's only one Wario and one Lana.

4 Paella is more well-known than Wario and Lana Loud

Wario is part of the most iconic video game franchise. Bad list.

Who doesn't know what paella is?

5 You can find paella outside of its country

And yet you can't find Wario outside of his country, or Lana Loud.

6 Paella has a sexier colour

7 Paella is sexy

*implying Wario isn't*

8 Paella is amazing

9 Being a Paella Muncher is better than being a Wario muncher or a Lana muncher

10 Paella lovers are the best

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