Top Ten Reasons Why Pauline is Better Than Princess Peach

SHE IS! Peach is not a boyfriend stealer! Pauline locked Peach out of the NDC festival and flirted with mario!

"Original"? Pauline has literally no attributes, and coming first in the franchise doesn't redeem her. At least Peach has a cousin and an actual character theme. Pauline is basically Isabelle but useless.

Pauline did appear in the Mario series before Peach did, so we can say she's original. Basically the original damsel in distress and original love interest of Mario.

Not really, she's just a brown haired girl in a red dress who sings a good song.

Technically Pauline debuted before Peach. However just because she came first doesn’t make peach bad

You Peach haters are the ones who started it you hypocrites.

There are no Pauline fans on this sie what are you talking about.

Now they are really rude

Lmao in a lower reason you said Pauline doesn't have crossover ships you hypocrite.

Well, pick which you think would be easier to escape from.
Being trapped in a cage with 7 Koopalings and a Giant Turtle watching you while being put right above lava.
Being put on an open platform by one monkey busy trying to defeat a plumber by throwing barrels.

You think Pauline would jump off the platform but no. There's even ladders to help her climb down.

Peach doesn't move when Bowser pops up, yes, but she might've been frozen in fear. I mean, who wouldn't if a turtle as tall as a castle tried to kidnap you?

I also thought you people liked challenge.

Crossover ships suck and why the heck would anyone pair a character from one series with a character from a different series? It never makes sense and there is no logic on how it would work. Crossover ships should be banned in fanart and fanfics in my opinion.

Logic:
Saying Pauline isn't used for crossover ships.
Said earlier that Link is better with Pauline.

But you just said that Link is better with Pauline.

Search up Peach on Deviantart. Enough said.

How is Peach used for hentai appeal?

Come on, this is completely irrelevant to their characters.

Red is less girlish, but pink is way too girly.

Peach offers Mario cake.

What does Spongebob have to do with this list?