Top Ten Reasons Why Pauline is Better Than Princess Peach

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The Top Ten

1 Pauline is the underrated one
2 Pauline is more original

"Original"? Pauline has literally no attributes, and coming first in the franchise doesn't redeem her. At least Peach has a cousin and an actual character theme. Pauline is basically Isabelle but useless. - Qryzx

Technically Pauline debuted before Peach. However just because she came first doesn’t make peach bad - Randomator

3 Pauline's fans are not rude towards other females

You Peach haters are the ones who started it you hypocrites. - Qryzx

They are now - ParkerFang

4 Pauline's not a stereotypical damsel
5 Pauline is more beautiful
6 Pauline is better with Link

Lmao in a lower reason you said Pauline doesn't have crossover ships you hypocrite. - Qryzx

7 Pauline isn't a Mary Sue
8 Pauline has a better role
9 Pauline is easier to save

Well, pick which you think would be easier to escape from.
Being trapped in a cage with 7 Koopalings and a Giant Turtle watching you while being put right above lava.
Being put on an open platform by one monkey busy trying to defeat a plumber by throwing barrels.

You think Pauline would jump off the platform but no. There's even ladders to help her climb down.

Peach doesn't move when Bowser pops up, yes, but she might've been frozen in fear. I mean, who wouldn't if a turtle as tall as a castle tried to kidnap you?

I also thought you people liked challenge. - Qryzx

10 She has boobs

admit it.

The Contenders

11 Pauline isn't as sexualized

Pauline>Wendy

12 Pauline isn't used for hentai appeal

How is Peach used for hentai appeal? - Qryzx

13 Pauline has more personality

I'm so sick of Pauline fans bashing the princess trio. They only like her for her chest

14 Pauline isn't used for crossover ships

Logic:
Saying Pauline isn't used for crossover ships.
Said earlier that Link is better with Pauline. - Qryzx

Crossover ships suck and why the heck would anyone pair a character from one series with a character from a different series? It never makes sense and there is no logic on how it would work. Crossover ships should be banned in fanart and fanfics in my opinion.

15 Pauline made her first appearance in Donkey Kong

Alongside Mario and DK of course.

Which is apparently ez e enough 4 u. - Qryzx

16 Red is better than Pink

Red is less girlish, but pink is way too girly.

Come on, this is completely irrelevant to their characters. - Qryzx

17 She treats Mario great

Peach offers Mario cake. - Qryzx

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