How to series episode 4 : How to tolerate other opinions

Human society is just one of those weird things that can be hard to explain sometimes. Most people only do things for personal gain or in the worst cases, they enjoy ruining other people for the fun of it. Even on thetoptens, it is seen with flame wars over different opinions and the constant fighting that caused the policy to be implemented. Yes, the policy was passed because people got mad about different opinions (no surprise). Today, I will show you how to respect the opinions of others.

Step 1. Hear someone out on their opinions:

This should help you to gain a personality and become an actual human being. If not, I don't want to know what you're high on. There are several key aspects of listening to other people spout off opinions and it is very complicated. First, you have to let them speak for a little bit, then interrupt them by saying "wrong" constantly, and then berate them for being a moron or claim all opinions are awful. Also make sure to sound like a moron when you respond. Once you have finished that phase, move on to step 2. Or go ahead and repeat step one again if you have psychopathic tendencies.

Step 2. Start talking about your "opinions":

Once you have established your opinions, go around and tell everyone about them. When you tell them about your likes and dislikes, make sure to do it paragraphs that are over 9000 words long, have uneven capitalization in those really long paragraphs, and be ignorant to the comments of others when constructive criticism comes after you. Preach your opinions as if it is the next communist manifesto and continue this as long as possible regardless of how many accounts you delete and create. Once that is mostly "complete", begin step 3.

Step 3. Write a song about your "opinions":

Since you are now insane enough to belittle people for the smallest difference in taste, the best thing to do is to write a song about your feelings. Write a song with the most cringeworthy lyrics imaginable, have MLG air horns for instrumentals, and sing in the most nasaly annoying voice known to man. The lyrics should be about how the world has wronged you with every stupid and trivial problem known to mankind. Make sure every lyric is capitalized unevenly and uses the vocabulary of a first grader in the process (though first graders could do better if that was the case). Once that is done, watch as you become one of the greatest users this site has ever seen.

In a sense, that is how you can truly build up your following, respect opinions, and watch as everyone adores you for all of eternity. If you found this guide helpful, thank me later. Also, I will be taking requests for future how to... posts. If you have any ideas, let me know in the comments and thank you for taking time to read these occasionally.

Comments

Thank You For This Post So Much, There's People In This Site, That Can't Understand What I'm Trying To Say, And it's All Because Of A Overrated Disney Movie - VideoGamefan5

OANW in a nutshell. Nice post. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

"I'm not obseesed" - Puga

No, he is not obseesed Puga. - DCfnaf

I think of two users: A user who contradicts his username and whines all the time as well as a user whose indecisive nature pisses people off. - DCfnaf

I've already wrote a song about my opinions, do I have to again? - EliHbk

No lol. - visitor

HELLO PEOPLE, I'M HERE TO RAP
A SONG ABOUT MY OPINIONS, HOW BOUT that
YOU'LL HEAR MY OPINIONS FOR MILES AND MILES
UNTIL YOU AGREE TO THEM AND CRUMBLE TO PILES - TwilightKitsune

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