Top Ten Reasons Why Poland Cannot Go Into Space
The list is about the internet meme called Polandball and he wants to be in space but various other countries won't let him.The Top Ten
1 Russia lied about taking Poland into space
Russia fools Poland. So Poland will always fall for Russia's pranks.
Russia always tricks Poland
Such a trickster, that Russia.
2 He has to clean UK's toilet all the time
3 He has to pay German debts
4 He can't drive well
5 He is irrelevant
6 USA mistook him for Indonesia and gave Indonesia space funds
Lol!
If Poland met Indonesia,the world will end if they have any interaction.
7 He lost WW2
He ate too much potato
8 Israel stole his money
9 He can't build anything
10 Zimbabwe won't give Poland his money because it is better than any other money
Zimbabwe Dollar is glorious and Zimbabweans lives in harmony because of Zim dollar
The Contenders
11 He is spending too much money on German cars
12 USA already did it
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