Top Ten Reasons Why Poop Is Better Than Osama Bin Laden

The Top Ten
1 Osama killed people

He killed over 3,000 people by causing crashes of 4 jets of the following:
American Airlines flight 11 Boeing 767-223ER CF6-80A2 North Tower
United Airlines flight 175 Boeing 767-222 PW JT9D South Tower
American Airlines flight 77 Boeing 757-223 Rolls Royce RB211-524 Pentagon
United Airlines flight 93 Boeing 757-222 PW 2037 White House or US Capital

Totally agree with this list. At least poop doesn't kill people.

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2 Osama caused 9/11

I thought Bush did 9/11

3 Osama is a terrorist
4 Osama is liar
5 Osama ruins the lives of his own people
6 Poop admits it is ugly

Osama bin Laden is ugly. Poop is so cute compared to him!

7 Osama destroyed his country
8 Osama is mean
9 Poop is sexier
10 Poop is synonymous with People Order Our Patties, which are delicious
The Contenders
11 Poop is older
12 Osama Bin Laden caused Pakistan to get blamed for 9/11
13 Poop contains nutrients
14 Poop smells better
15 Poop doesn't support Al-Qaeda
16 Poop is useful when it comes to gardening
17 Osama ruined the image of Arabs and Muslims around the world
18 Poop is also unwanted but at least poop goes away eventually
19 Poop is somewhat interesting
20 Poop tastes better
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