Top Ten Reasons Why Poop is the Best Substance Ever
The Top Ten
1 It's squishy
This list is nasty
2 It comes in many forms
My favourite is the long worm-looking one.
3 It's smooth
Not all the time
4 You can form it into many shapes
I like making spongebob sculptures with it.
5 It's fun to play with
6 It's like clay
Kinda is like it.
7 You can swing it at people
Especially when they annoy me.
8 It used to be food
Scientifically Speaking,
Pee is fine to drink, but I recommend filtering it first because it's mostly water
Poop should not be consumed. It's not good for you and can cause many problems. Plus there's a reason why its ejected out of your body.
9 You can prank people with it
10 You can disgust people with it
The Contenders
11 You can make a 5 year old laugh with it
Or anyone with a potty humor guilty pleasure *cough cough* not me that's for sure
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