Top Ten Reasons Why Positronwildhawk and Beyoncé Should Get Married

The Top Ten

1 That will be an upgrade For Beyoncé

I wonder how Positron would react to this list.

Someone's gotta show him this list.

Nope, I'm the upgrade *winks*

2 Their children will be great people

3 Everyone on TheTopTens will support PositronWildhawk

Right. They'll support me to marry someone else.

4 Puga can be his best man

5 Britgirl will be the maid of honor

6 PositronWildhawk would be a good mentor for Beyoncé

7 PositronWildhawk can teach Beyoncé science

Yeah Beyoncé and Jay Z make a way better couple. Positron doesn't like her but he might not be serious. If he ever met her he would probably be think that it is cool to see a celebrity in person. He probably pretends to not like her to be funny. Even though it's not a funny joke it gets annoying.

Oh please she barely has time to pee

8 Beyonce's sister Solange won't have to worry about kicking him I'm an elevator

9 Everyone would make a blog post about it on TheTopTens

10 Everyone would make list about it on TheTopTens

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