Top Ten Reasons Why Preschool Shows Should Use Swear Words

The Top Ten

1 It's a great way to troll parents

Sorry but swearing was rude for kids. That's why the guys who made South Park said its not for kids. Kids aren't supposed to swear like Eric Cartman and his friends or they will get in trouble.

This list is very dumb and rude. Cursing is a bad example for little kids. You people are dumb if you think this is amusing.

You guys are retards.

Yes teach preschoolers inappropraite language so they can practice the actions, good job - ProPanda

2 It would be hilarious

It is hilarious

3 More people would like Caillou, Barney, Dora, etc.

Dora's backpack will say to the viewers "YOU DUMBASS! " from not choosing the item correctly!

I would still hate them. - TwilightKitsune

Isn't Caillou a screaming tantrum brat? Imagine him swearing..

Hmm only 9 on this list.
Barney a pedo? On Urban Dictionary someone called Captain Birdseye a pedo.
Dora a drugged illegal immigrant? a animated girl who explores and has a talking backpack, lets hope no one ever invents one.

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4 It could teach kids swears

I just got the visitor's reference - ProPanda

One does not simply teach kids swear words.

5 It would make educational shows funny
6 Children are swearing anyway

This is why the internet is a bad place for kids. Now people are wanted swearing in educational shows. The government really needs to up the age range for the web.

A very unfortunate turn of events that children are getting younger and younger when they discover profanity and pornography... - DieGedankenSindFrei

That's still bad - wrests

7 No baby show has done it yet
8 It will teach kids to be mini Kardashians

No why would you want any children to become like the Kardashians? Are you insane.

9 It teaches kids to be more disrespectful snowflakes

Baby Boomers are the snowflakes.

What does snowflakes mean?

Is every millennial, generation z, the new generation with no label yet got snow in their genes or something?

10 It makes kids into bullies

That's a good thing?

The Contenders

11 The Poddington Peas theme song had "Among the Birds and the Bees"

Down at the bottom of the garden,
Among the birds and the bees,
A little lot of little people
They call the Poddington Peas!
There's Creep-Pea, BlackEyed-Pea, and Dump-Pea
Keep it a secret now please.
There's Zip-Pea, Hap-Pea and there's Sweet-Pea
And all the Poddington Peas!
The Poddington Peas!
-The Poddington Peas 1989 13 episodes BBC but I watched repeats.

Now when I was little I thought just about birds and bees that lived in the bottom of the garden.

12 It would have a spinoff of Word World, Bad Word World

This made me laugh, I watched word world when I was younger.

13 It teaches kids to be cool
14 It teaches kids to act dumb
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