Top 10 Reasons Why Princess Rapunzel Sucks

Princess Rapunzel is a princess who should never exist. She is simple-minded, supremely overrated, an insult, cowardly, confusing and unreasonable. Do not get me started on the Disney version of Princess Rapunzel or the crappy Betty & Veronica version. In other words, fuck you Grimm Brothers!

The Top Ten

1 She's a fake Disney Princess

She's not a fake princess lmfao. What a stupid list.

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A bitch. I hate Rapunzel.

2 She's so overrated

Yeah, I don't know why they like Rapunzel. She's... horribly overrated. You think she's pretty, she's smart, or creativity, but I totally don't think so. She shows the amazing skills of dancing, sewing, baking, and... of course, drawing. Who knows, I find no flaws of Rapunzel and that's why I hate her. She's described to be a perfect girl, so I find that really annoying.

Rapunzel not feminist, she been save by a guy in the end and from the villain and she is a bad character and have a bad goals and dream which is to see only floating lights or lantern,which not pro poor but pro rich that why she is royal and rich I hate her so much and it's a bad movie.

Rapunzel is not feminist she been save by a guy in the end from the villain.

I hate her she dumb and so annoying as hell only want to she a stupid floating lights and that's even a dream no ariel, belle and cinderella is better dreamer and pratical than her sha not deserve in disney and I hate disney alway promoting not even an oscars nominee.

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3 She needs to be naked or dress modernly

Why on earth would Disney make their princess nude or dress her in modern clothes. What a ridiculous list.

She needs to become a stripper. - AinezoChan

What makes you think Princess Rapunzel needs to be naked or dress modernly?

Rapunzel was born a princess of Corona in Germany, not a modern day girl.

Well that's stupid considering she's not from a modern times. - AnnaOfArendelle332

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4 She has no reason to exist

She dumb and annoying and have a super dumb dream that is not meaningful at all.

I hope she dies

I really hate her. Absolutely hate her.

I was disappointed when the Disney adaption of the Rapunzel movie was nothing likt the Grimm Brothers' classic fairytale. - AinezoChan

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5 Disgrace to classic Disney
6 Disney's version of Rapunzel

This. She's got the dullest colour palette ever. I can think of more exciting hair-eyes-dress colour combinations that would really catch your eye -sandy hair-blue eyes-blue dress -> angelic looking and her hair would really look much different when glittering; but long black hair would also be different and slick. Her short hair, instead of brown, could have been red or black, so as to really make an impact to the audience when it changes colour + turquoise eyes/turquoise dress.
Her design and dress are forgettable. Even her short hair is forgettable and unneded and she's often featured with long hair because obviously that's what the tale is about. Her eyes are way too big and she has sort of a weird smiling face. She only shows some sassiness and caracter when angry or serious.

Tangled is a monstrosity movie. - AinezoChan

Her baby self sucks, her child self is a prat, and do not get me started on her teen self. Her baby/child self is the worst. I do not want to see Tangled! EVER! That movie sucked anyways.

If you hate it so much, then what's the point?

7 She's more like a modern day girl than another more classical princess
8 Princess Rapunzel merchandise

It's worse than PAW Patrol merchandise. - AinezoChan

What's so bad about Princess Rapunzel merchandise?

What's so bad about Princess Rapunzel merchandise? What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel merchandise?

I like Rapunzel merchandise as much as I like Frozen merchandise.

9 She's boring
10 She has no adult brother

Anna and Elsa lack an adult brother too.

What gives you the right to blame Anna and Elsa for not having adult brothers on their own? Huh?

Rapunzel has no siblings on her own so she's an only child. Is that so wrong?

Merida has identical triplet brothers Hamish, Hubert and Harris who happen to be her little brothers. Do you really like her better than Rapunzel, Anna and Elsa just because Rapunzel, Anna and Elsa don't have any brothers on their own like Merida does? Are you blaming Rapunzel, Anna and Elsa for not having any adult brothers on their own?

Rapunzel: I'm an only child you know.

Why are you accusing Princess Rapunzel for not having any adult brothers on her own? Huh?

It can't even be that bad if Rapunzel has no adult brother and neither does Anna and Elsa.

The Contenders

11 Her hair

The basic reason why people praise her like crazy. - AinezoChan

What?! Princess Rapunzel has the longest hair ever, and it's yellow! Can't it be light brown or white?! Yeah, I am really pissed off now.

I like Rapunzel's magic hair because it heals the sick and injured, prevents aging, resurrects the dead, grant extended longevity, eternal youth and beauty, and immortality. You don't hate her magic hair, do you?

Are you forgetting that she is brunette at the end of the movie, Tangled Ever After, and the new T.V. show, and Flynn likes her better as a brunette. Plus, what's wrong with blondes? I'm blonde, and I'm actually really smart unlike the dumb blonde stereotype. Sheesh people.

12 Her iguana, Pascal

What an ugly chameleon. - AinezoChan

He's not an iguana, Pascal is a highly intelligent chameleon, who I think is an amazing sidekick.

Yeah, who needs him! He's even dumber than Beavis!

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH PASCAL?

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13 She doesn't wear shoes

I hate that people take off their shoes. When they enter in an someone's house and they do, I hate it, because too many attributions are taken anywhere besides leaving their smell permeated on the floor. Rapunzel is ridiculous and walking barefoot is unhygienic, unless she washes her bare feet. This caractheristic is good for the foot fetishists. And also to be barefoot always walking on stones, dangerous or dirty floors could damage your feet, but for some reason she always has them perfect and soft (? ) The only good thing of that if she gets lost, Maximus, the horse could trace her scent easily.

She claims to hate shoes, yet in some official Disney artwork, she is depicted wearing shoes. So ironic. - AinezoChan

Who cares?!?!

Seriously? That's the best you can do?

14 Rapunzel lacks an adult brother

Still, so what. - AinezoChan

So what? Rapunzel's an only child anyway you know so what's the problem? Huh?

Here's why I put that on the list, because Anna and Elsa are her sisters.

Here's why I put that on the list, because Anna and Elsa are her sisters.

15 She's lame
16 She got adopted by a ugly villain

Dumb Disney plot. - AinezoChan

17 Betty Cooper as Princess Rapunzel

Nobody gives a burrito. - AinezoChan

What do you mean Betty Cooper as Princess Rapunzel? I don't understand whatever it means.

18 She's 18 years old

So what? She's older now so what's the big deal and the problem with her age?

I mean as in the movie Tangled. But true story, Princess Rapunzel is now 22 years old.

19 The story sucks

Her dreams is bad and the story is not feminist.

The story has nothing to do with the classic fairytale. - AinezoChan

No romance, bad relations, crappy lines, putting down the brown-haired in favor of the blondes, this story sucks!

I totally agree and I could talk about this endlessly. 1. No romance: Rapunzel's love story is as dull as one a five year old could plot and dream about, it's so childish and undeveloped. She's just ok with the guy, runs away with him, they are friendly to each other, then she likes him more and she kisses him -but it's nowhere as enchanting as Ariel's kiss for instance. It's like their love story doesn't follow a solid script, much like the rest of the movie (sadly, since I expected SO much more from this movie; so much more could have been achieved if the movie had stayed closer to the original Rapunzel story, it would have given us a darker and more enchanting story similar to Beauty and the Beast). 2. crappy lines. Yes, nothing fresh, witty, smart to draw attention. Even the songs are as boring and plain as the rest of the movie. 3. Brown-hair vs. blonde hair: ok this doesn't irritate me as much as they didn't give her a damn braid (or shoes for that matter) and we are talking ...more

20 She hates everything

Yeah, what a sociopathic princess. Snow White, Cinderella and Aurora are much better than this fakie. - AinezoChan

She dislikes Mother Gothel's lies, Flynn's tricks, being cooped up in the tower, not being able to see the lanterns but that doesn't mean she hates everything.

Whatever makes you say and think Rapunzel hates everything? Huh?

Rapuzel doesn't hate everything.

21 She loves Flynn Rider

Yeah! Stupid Rapunzel! Doesn't Know Who Really Loves Her! Flynn Cuts Her Hair! She Loves Flynn?! Mother Gothel Adopted Her And Took Great Care Of Her! And She Not Thanks To Mother Gothel But Blames Her! Such A Fool That Deserves No Kindness!

Why Would Rapunzel Love Flynn? Flynn Cut Her Beautiful Blonde Magical Hair!

Rapunzel and Eugene Fitzherbert truly love each other. So what? That's not even a bad thing.

So what? -_- - AinezoChan

22 She makes no sense

She's just your typical clumsy, ditzy blonde. - AinezoChan

What makes you think Princess Rapunzel makes no sense anyway? Huh?

23 She's blonde

Oh wow. That was the stupidest stereotype ever.

I like Rapunzel's magic hair. How can you hate her magic hair? Don't tell me you hate her magic hair?

Don't you like Rapunzel's magic hair a lot more than ever? How can you not like Rapunzel's magic hair?

24 Her face

She reminds me of Peggy from the Muppets, maybe it's her nose. And her eyes are too big and down-turned (or I don't know if up-turned too), just a weird shape they have. But yes, her overall face is weird. She doesn't possess the gracefulness of other not only Disney princesses, but Disney female characters.

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's face? I don't see anything wrong with Princess Rapunzel's face.

25 Her quotes
26 Her voice sounds strangely low

And this is why I want to bang Mandy Moore.

Because Rapunzel's voice actress is Mandy Moore but there's nothing wrong with it.

27 She mumbled in the climax of Tangled
28 She's a leftie

So what? - AinezoChan

That makes me jealous.

29 She has a lisp

She's not really even that bad, she just annoys me for some reason...

30 She is overrated

How is Princess Rapunzel ever overrated?

True dat. >:D - AinezoChan

31 Her dress

It has a super ugly and disgusting purple scheme that makes me creep out or vomit so hard. - AinezoChan

Princess Rapunzel's dress is pretty.

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's dress and what's bad about her dress? Huh? Give me some specific answers now.

32 Her terrible mother

So true. - AinezoChan

Mother Gothel kidnapped Rapunzel since she was an infant for her hair, due to it being able to heal anything or anyone. Especially use Rapunzel's magic hair to remain young forever.

You mean Mother Gothel!

33 Her big eyes

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's big eyes? I don't see anything wrong with her big eyes.

34 Her freckles

Yuck! - AinezoChan

Anybody can look cute with or without freckles. Rapunzel looks really cute with freckles.

35 She is the 10th member of Disney princess

She should be ecluded forever. - AinezoChan

What's bad about it? Huh? You owe me some specific answers.

36 Her voice

Her voice actress is Mandy Moore and there's nothing wrong with her voice.

37 She's for little girls

You're wrong! She's not just for little girls.

38 She loves Archie Andrews

What the heck. That's so not true.

I was talkng about the Betty & Veronica version.

39 She needs to be a queen

Before her and Eugene's coronation, Rapunzel and Eugene will be the king and queen of Corona.

40 Her magical hair should be light brown

That's why I'm happy with Princess Rapunzel's hair - it's magical!

Don't tell me you hate her magic hair.

41 Maximus should've been good the whole time
42 She's more famous than Mario (or so Mario is more famous)

You mean Super Mario Bros, right?

43 Tangled is girl-themed
44 Her songs

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45 She rips off Knuckles the Echidna

How is Rapunzel ever a rip-off Knuckle the Echidna? What makes you think Rapunzel is a ripoff of Knuckles the Echidna?

46 She's stupid

She's so stupid and brai dead that she can't even behave like an authentic princess. - AinezoChan

How is Princess Rapunzel stupid? She's smart and intelligent.

How is Princess Rapunzel ever stupid? Huh? What makes you think she's stupid? Huh? I need and want specific answers now.

47 She is bad-tempered

That's one trait I seriously hate from her. Other Disney princesses are smart, cute and well-mannered. - AinezoChan

How is she ever bad tempered? Huh? What makes you say and think she's bad tempered? Huh? So what? Huh? I need and want some specific answers now.

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