Top 10 Reasons Why Princess Rapunzel Sucks

Princess Rapunzel is a princess who should never exist. She is simple-minded, supremely overrated, an insult, cowardly, confusing and unreasonable. Do not get me started on the Disney version of Princess Rapunzel or the crappy Betty & Veronica version. In other words, fuck you Grimm Brothers!

The Top Ten

1 She's a fake Disney Princess
2 She's so overrated

Shut up! People who say she is bad have no reason to exist, not Rapunzel. The one who says she carries an annoying hair, are the worst people alive on Earth, for it heals the people and they are being mean to blondes. Belle just poofed back and said 'I love you' when Beast dies, but Rapunzel was born with magical tears and saved Eugene. What is your name, the creator of this nonsense list. You are an offensive and psycho person! Remove Rapunzel out of such nonsense lists now!

No. She is underrated. She has so little merchandise. Rapunzel is accepting, bold, beautiful, creative, outspoken, brave, intelligent, responsible, warm, curious and jolly, not simple minded, overrated, insult, cowardly, confusing and unreasonable. Whoever made this list must be a insane n horrid Tangled hater. Stop telling Rapunzel bad, you don't no what feminism is! I hate this stupid list! It must be removed from Top Tens.

Anna and Elsa are overrated too. Anna and Elsa are just as overrated as Rapunzel the same way Anna and Elsa are just as overrated as Rapunzel too.

Hence why you see Disney Princess merchandise that have Rapunzel in it every where. I hope they discontinue ruining Disney Princess with that monstrosity of a 'princess'. - AinezoChan

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3 She needs to be naked or dress modernly

What makes you think Princess Rapunzel needs to be naked or dress modernly?

Rapunzel was born a princess of Corona in Germany, not a modern day girl.

Well that's stupid considering she's not from a modern times. - AnnaOfArendelle332

Wanna hear Princess Rapunzel play guitar nude and simultaneously sing repeatedly about her young ass and overall sexual, feminine body?

She needs to become a stripper. - AinezoChan

4 She has no reason to exist

I was disappointed when the Disney adaption of the Rapunzel movie was nothing likt the Grimm Brothers' classic fairytale. - AinezoChan

OK, maybe she does have reason to exist. But they are bad reasons.

I really like Rapunzel's magic hair because it heals the sick and injured, prevents aging, resurrects the dead, grants extended longevity, eternal youth and beauty, and immortality. Don't tell me you hate Rapunzel's magic hair.

5 Princess Rapunzel merchandise

What's so bad about Princess Rapunzel merchandise?

What's so bad about Princess Rapunzel merchandise? What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel merchandise?

It's worse than PAW Patrol merchandise. - AinezoChan

I like Rapunzel merchandise as much as I like Frozen merchandise.

6 Disney's version of Rapunzel

This. She's got the dullest colour palette ever. I can think of more exciting hair-eyes-dress colour combinations that would really catch your eye -sandy hair-blue eyes-blue dress -> angelic looking and her hair would really look much different when glittering; but long black hair would also be different and slick. Her short hair, instead of brown, could have been red or black, so as to really make an impact to the audience when it changes colour + turquoise eyes/turquoise dress.
Her design and dress are forgettable. Even her short hair is forgettable and unneded and she's often featured with long hair because obviously that's what the tale is about. Her eyes are way too big and she has sort of a weird smiling face. She only shows some sassiness and caracter when angry or serious.

Her baby self sucks, her child self is a prat, and do not get me started on her teen self. Her baby/child self is the worst. I do not want to see Tangled! EVER! That movie sucked anyways.

If you hate it so much, then what's the point?

Tangled is a monstrosity movie. - AinezoChan

7 Her iguana, Pascal

Yeah, who needs him! He's even dumber than Beavis!

He's not an iguana, Pascal is a highly intelligent chameleon, who I think is an amazing sidekick.

What an ugly chameleon. - AinezoChan

He is unrealistic.

Did you know that he was bitten by a snake that was killed by Rapunzel, died, and decided to live anyway?

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8 She doesn't wear shoes

I hate that people take off their shoes. When they enter in an someone's house and they do, I hate it, because too many attributions are taken anywhere besides leaving their smell permeated on the floor. Rapunzel is ridiculous and walking barefoot is unhygienic, unless she washes her bare feet. This caractheristic is good for the foot fetishists. And also to be barefoot always walking on stones, dangerous or dirty floors could damage your feet, but for some reason she always has them perfect and soft (? ) The only good thing of that if she gets lost, Maximus, the horse could trace her scent easily.

She claims to hate shoes, yet in some official Disney artwork, she is depicted wearing shoes. So ironic. - AinezoChan

Seriously? That's the best you can do?

Who cares?!?!

9 Her hair

What?! Princess Rapunzel has the longest hair ever, and it's yellow! Can't it be light brown or white?! Yeah, I am really pissed off now.

I like Rapunzel's magic hair because it heals the sick and injured, prevents aging, resurrects the dead, grant extended longevity, eternal youth and beauty, and immortality. You don't hate her magic hair, do you?

The basic reason why people praise her like crazy. - AinezoChan

Are you forgetting that she is brunette at the end of the movie, Tangled Ever After, and the new T.V. show, and Flynn likes her better as a brunette. Plus, what's wrong with blondes? I'm blonde, and I'm actually really smart unlike the dumb blonde stereotype. Sheesh people.

10 Betty Cooper as Princess Rapunzel

What do you mean Betty Cooper as Princess Rapunzel? I don't understand whatever it means.

Nobody gives a burrito. - AinezoChan

The Contenders

11 She's 18 years old

So what? She's older now so what's the big deal and the problem with her age?

I mean as in the movie Tangled. But true story, Princess Rapunzel is now 22 years old.

12 She has no adult brother

Anna and Elsa lack an adult brother too.

What gives you the right to blame Anna and Elsa for not having adult brothers on their own? Huh?

Rapunzel: I'm an only child you know.

Rapunzel has no siblings on her own so she's an only child. Is that so wrong?

Merida has identical triplet brothers Hamish, Hubert and Harris who happen to be her little brothers. Do you really like her better than Rapunzel, Anna and Elsa just because Rapunzel, Anna and Elsa don't have any brothers on their own like Merida does? Are you blaming Rapunzel, Anna and Elsa for not having any adult brothers on their own?

Why are you accusing Princess Rapunzel for not having any adult brothers on her own? Huh?

It can't even be that bad if Rapunzel has no adult brother and neither does Anna and Elsa.

13 She got adopted by a ugly villain

Dumb Disney plot. - AinezoChan

14 She hates everything

She dislikes Mother Gothel's lies, Flynn's tricks, being cooped up in the tower, not being able to see the lanterns but that doesn't mean she hates everything.

Whatever makes you say and think Rapunzel hates everything? Huh?

Yeah, what a sociopathic princess. Snow White, Cinderella and Aurora are much better than this fakie. - AinezoChan

Rapuzel doesn't hate everything.

15 Rapunzel lacks an adult brother

So what? Rapunzel's an only child anyway you know so what's the problem? Huh?

Here's why I put that on the list, because Anna and Elsa are her sisters.

Here's why I put that on the list, because Anna and Elsa are her sisters.

Still, so what. - AinezoChan

16 The story sucks

No romance, bad relations, crappy lines, putting down the brown-haired in favor of the blondes, this story sucks!

The story has nothing to do with the classic fairytale. - AinezoChan

I totally agree and I could talk about this endlessly. 1. No romance: Rapunzel's love story is as dull as one a five year old could plot and dream about, it's so childish and undeveloped. She's just ok with the guy, runs away with him, they are friendly to each other, then she likes him more and she kisses him -but it's nowhere as enchanting as Ariel's kiss for instance. It's like their love story doesn't follow a solid script, much like the rest of the movie (sadly, since I expected SO much more from this movie; so much more could have been achieved if the movie had stayed closer to the original Rapunzel story, it would have given us a darker and more enchanting story similar to Beauty and the Beast). 2. crappy lines. Yes, nothing fresh, witty, smart to draw attention. Even the songs are as boring and plain as the rest of the movie. 3. Brown-hair vs. blonde hair: ok this doesn't irritate me as much as they didn't give her a damn braid (or shoes for that matter) and we are talking ...more

17 She makes no sense

What makes you think Princess Rapunzel makes no sense anyway? Huh?

She's just your typical clumsy, ditzy blonde. - AinezoChan

18 Her face

She reminds me of Peggy from the Muppets, maybe it's her nose. And her eyes are too big and down-turned (or I don't know if up-turned too), just a weird shape they have. But yes, her overall face is weird. She doesn't possess the gracefulness of other not only Disney princesses, but Disney female characters.

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's face? I don't see anything wrong with Princess Rapunzel's face.

19 She's a leftie

That makes me jealous.

So what? - AinezoChan

20 She is overrated

How is Princess Rapunzel ever overrated?

True dat. >:D - AinezoChan

21 Her dress

It has a super ugly and disgusting purple scheme that makes me creep out or vomit so hard. - AinezoChan

Princess Rapunzel's dress is pretty.

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's dress and what's bad about her dress? Huh? Give me some specific answers now.

22 She loves Flynn Rider

Rapunzel and Eugene Fitzherbert truly love each other. So what? That's not even a bad thing.

So what? -_- - AinezoChan

23 Her terrible mother

Mother Gothel kidnapped Rapunzel since she was an infant for her hair, due to it being able to heal anything or anyone. Especially use Rapunzel's magic hair to remain young forever.

You mean Mother Gothel!

So true. - AinezoChan

24 Her big eyes

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's big eyes? I don't see anything wrong with her big eyes.

25 Her freckles

Anybody can look cute with or without freckles. Rapunzel looks really cute with freckles.

Yuck! - AinezoChan

26 She is the 10th member of Disney princess

What's bad about it? Huh? You owe me some specific answers.

She should be ecluded forever. - AinezoChan

27 Her voice

Her voice actress is Mandy Moore and there's nothing wrong with her voice.

28 She's blonde

Oh wow. That was the stupidest stereotype ever.

I like Rapunzel's magic hair. How can you hate her magic hair? Don't tell me you hate her magic hair?

Don't you like Rapunzel's magic hair a lot more than ever? How can you not like Rapunzel's magic hair?

29 She's for little girls

You're wrong! She's not just for little girls.

30 She loves Archie Andrews

What the heck. That's so not true.

I was talkng about the Betty & Veronica version.

31 Her quotes
32 Her voice sounds strangely low

And this is why I want to bang Mandy Moore.

Because Rapunzel's voice actress is Mandy Moore but there's nothing wrong with it.

33 She needs to be a queen

Before her and Eugene's coronation, Rapunzel and Eugene will be the king and queen of Corona.

34 Her magical hair should be light brown

That's why I'm happy with Princess Rapunzel's hair - it's magical!

Don't tell me you hate her magic hair.

35 Maximus should've been good the whole time
36 She's more famous than Mario (or so Mario is more famous)

You mean Super Mario Bros, right?

37 Tangled is girl-themed
38 Her songs

True

39 She rips off Knuckles the Echidna

How is Rapunzel ever a rip-off Knuckle the Echidna? What makes you think Rapunzel is a ripoff of Knuckles the Echidna?

40 She's stupid

How is Princess Rapunzel stupid? She's smart and intelligent.

How is Princess Rapunzel ever stupid? Huh? What makes you think she's stupid? Huh? I need and want specific answers now.

She's so stupid and brai dead that she can't even behave like an authentic princess. - AinezoChan

41 She is bad-tempered

How is she ever bad tempered? Huh? What makes you say and think she's bad tempered? Huh? So what? Huh? I need and want some specific answers now.

That's one trait I seriously hate from her. Other Disney princesses are smart, cute and well-mannered. - AinezoChan

42 She mumbled in the climax of Tangled

Gothel hates the mumbling.

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